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LAP wears tube socks and rolls them down
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Big Beef City posted:Who won? LAP, somehow.
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Jun 29, 2021 22:43
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LAP does the dishes in the sink that won't go in the dishwasher but just leaves them on a towel to dry and never puts them awayDerpies posted:LAP, somehow. God dammit!
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Jun 29, 2021 22:44
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LAP is planning, upon his death, to have his body sealed in a coffin full of top ramen seasoning packets, in the hope that this will somehow mummify him. He then wants his mummy to be ground into a powder and used as a seasoning in high end Italian restaurants. This is not a crime but it’s pretty hosed up and I thought you all deserved to know about it.
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Jun 30, 2021 00:10
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LAP eats chips but chews with his mouth open the whole time.
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Jun 30, 2021 00:19
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I heard he double-dips.
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Jun 30, 2021 00:22
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Internetjack posted:I heard he double-dips. The NERVE of this guy!!!
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Jun 30, 2021 00:26
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LAP hates it when a plan comes together.
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Jun 30, 2021 00:27
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:LAP hates it when a plan comes together. This is why LAP framed the A-team in the first place.
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Jun 30, 2021 00:30
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LAP steals your farts while you sleep
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Jun 30, 2021 00:31
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I can only imagine what he’s saving them for.
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Jun 30, 2021 00:32
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:I can only imagine what he’s saving them for. 
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Jun 30, 2021 00:37
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After reading this thread, this LAP "person" seems like a bad egg.
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Jun 30, 2021 01:04
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LAP swallows twice his share of spiders while he sleeps
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Jun 30, 2021 01:29
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LAP hosts a podcast where he has his pals gossip about my most shameful and private secrets.
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Jun 30, 2021 01:43
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Funky See Funky Do posted:LAP hosts a podcast where he has his pals gossip about my most shameful and private secrets. Link?
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Jun 30, 2021 01:44
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LAP is the reason protestantism exists.
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Jun 30, 2021 01:46
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Funky See Funky Do posted:LAP hosts a podcast where he has his pals gossip about my most shameful and private secrets. With level eleven ASMR vocal fry
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Jun 30, 2021 01:46
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LAP is not even a UAP
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Jun 30, 2021 02:17
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The Saucer Hovers posted:LAP is not even a UAP But I am down with OPP.
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Jun 30, 2021 02:21
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LAP did a faceoff with a dolphin and dolph lundgren to create his av, rather than just use photoshop.
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Jun 30, 2021 02:28
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Literally A Person posted:But I am down with OPP. Orange President's Penis
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Jun 30, 2021 02:33
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The Bloop posted:Orange President's Penis Other people's possums
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Jun 30, 2021 02:39
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I wish I had a possum
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Jun 30, 2021 02:40
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The Bloop posted:I wish I had a possum LAP sells em on the dark web.
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Jun 30, 2021 02:43
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LAP copied that floppy.
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Jun 30, 2021 03:20
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LAP insists on only playing as a dragonborn or a tabaxi in dungeons and dragons. That speaks for itself I think.
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Jun 30, 2021 03:24
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dervinosdoom posted:LAP copied that floppy. LAP was unkind and did NOT rewind.
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Jun 30, 2021 03:39
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He snores and when you roll him onto his side he just snores even louder.
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Jun 30, 2021 03:45
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He still owes me royalties from our hit barbershop album “Literally A Cappella”.
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Jun 30, 2021 03:53
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LAP only looks one way before crossing the street
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Jun 30, 2021 05:02
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dervinosdoom posted:LAP copied that floppy. I hear he also downloaded a car.
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Jun 30, 2021 05:26
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LAP used limewire to download limewire pro
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Jun 30, 2021 06:11
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ShortyMR.CAT posted:LAP used limewire to download limewire pro what the gently caress
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Jun 30, 2021 06:52
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LAP requested a puzzle-maze placemat at an expensive restaurant. When they bought him one he pulled out a white-out pen and just erased the wall whenever he got stuck.
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Jun 30, 2021 06:58
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LAP throws away the liner notes from all the albums he owns.
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Jun 30, 2021 07:01
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LAP frequently says he will attend free cultural events and festivals on Facebook but doesn’t follow through
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Jun 30, 2021 07:14
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Derpies posted:LAP frequently says he will attend free cultural events and festivals on Facebook but doesn’t follow through That's probably for the best. I went to the Indianapolis Greek Festival with him one time and he was already drunk on ouzo by the time I showed up. Around the start of the Kalamatianos he popped some little kid's balloon and when the dad confronted him he threw up all over the guy's shirt. I could tell then, from all the bright blue fragments in the vomitus, that he had been high on shrooms. Long story short we were both arrested but the state only decided to prosecute him.
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Jun 30, 2021 07:43
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Mod who cum in he own mouth, he a shameful mod.
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LAP doesn't steal amazon deliveries off people's porches but he does switch up all the boxes and labels and move them from house to house. He goes from neighborhood to neighborhood so it's harder to track, and he never even stays to see the reaction. It's just some sick fetish.
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