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Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

sheep and wool festival photo collection coffee table book

# ? Jun 30, 2021 01:00

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 14:32

Finger Prince

A Rack of Many Shoes

# ? Jun 30, 2021 01:12

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

Bo-Pepper posted:

sheep and wool festival photo collection coffee table book

# ? Jun 30, 2021 01:28

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

A Robe of Blending

it makes margaritas but don't be wearing it when you press the "on" button, it's a cursed item...

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# ? Jun 30, 2021 02:07

nut

a bowl u can microwave and put in the oven

# ? Jun 30, 2021 02:36

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

track liching

# ? Jun 30, 2021 03:18

Finger Prince

nut posted:

a bowl u can microwave and put in the oven

Made of foil.

# ? Jun 30, 2021 03:43

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

a sign that says

live
laugh
lamia

# ? Jun 30, 2021 03:47

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Bo-Pepper posted:

a sign that says

live
laugh
lamia

bless this sorceress

# ? Jun 30, 2021 03:50

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

a reanimated bass on a plaque gasping a jaunty tune

# ? Jun 30, 2021 03:55

google THIS

Bo-Pepper posted:

a sign that says

live
laugh
lamia

Enchanted runes stenciled on the wall that force all occupants to live, laugh, and love, so basically a house filled with giggling and sex noises that also reanimates any corpse brought inside

# ? Jun 30, 2021 19:39

Uria aalge: Chi-la-la-la-lax

Fireplace adorned with grotesque stone faces in which there are slots where you can insert precious stones.

Thank you for the winter sig, Heather Papps!

Thanks for the summer sig, ChubbyChecker!

"Nobody owns life, but everyone who can pick up a frying pan owns death" - Kurt Cobain

# ? Jun 30, 2021 20:15

Ventral EggSac

Melf's Calcium, Lime, & Rust Remover

# ? Jun 30, 2021 21:05

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

Ventral EggSac posted:

Melf's Calcium, Lime, & Rust Remover

# ? Jun 30, 2021 21:29

snergle: A kind little mouse!

Finger Prince posted:

A mini potion fridge in the basement next to the ratty old couch that smells vaguely of displacer beast urine, under the cool black light poster of an ordinary human looking at their phone.

a kitten in a hammock but its just your druid baby in his cat form in a hammock

# ? Jun 30, 2021 21:39

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Bigby's Handrails

# ? Jul 1, 2021 01:47

Heather Papps: hello friend

the one onion ring (don't eat it)

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Jul 1, 2021 01:52

Jaguars!

Loincloth press

# ? Jul 1, 2021 06:48

Heather Papps: hello friend

that's a hell of a troll you bagged buddy, you gonna get it mounted? i know a guy, best taxidermist in the realm.

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Jul 1, 2021 19:48

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

Heather Papps posted:

that's a hell of a troll you bagged buddy, you gonna get it mounted? i know a guy, best taxidermist in the realm.

medusa head mounted above the fireplace

vast collection of life-size statues of currently missing towns people

# ? Jul 1, 2021 19:55

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

the rent is really low, but theres an evil wizard terrorizing the back yard

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# ? Jul 1, 2021 20:09

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

turns out the rat infestation is bad. like, there's a literal dungeon complete with a rat boss in the basement now

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# ? Jul 1, 2021 20:13

Finger Prince

Palantir mounted above the portcullis so I can see when the Amazon delivery lady drops delivers my package.

# ? Jul 1, 2021 20:20

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

Nosfereefer posted:

the rent is really low, but theres an evil wizard terrorizing the back yard

ever since the kobolds moved in next door the property values have been plummeting, makes me miss the old landlord

# ? Jul 1, 2021 20:39

Finger Prince

Four post bed with a mirrored ceiling aligned along 'ley lines', iykwim :heysexy:

# ? Jul 1, 2021 20:46

Heather Papps: hello friend

nice ice box. how much do you have to pay the frost sprite in there to keep things cold? i've had mine for years and i'm getting SCREWED, really considering just paying a wizard to enchant a gem or something. you'll end up saving a lot in the long term. every gold piece counts, especially as a new hovel-owner.

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Jul 1, 2021 20:51

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

Heather Papps posted:

nice ice box. how much do you have to pay the frost sprite in there to keep things cold? i've had mine for years and i'm getting SCREWED, really considering just paying a wizard to enchant a gem or something. you'll end up saving a lot in the long term. every gold piece counts, especially as a new hovel-owner.

peaceful kobold family out for a hike and a picnic sees an adventurer sprinting at them from across the meadow, sword held high. no doubt he needs to get some more coin to pay for a fridge upgrade in his new hovel. "god loving damnit, tracy get the pups and run, it's happening again"

# ? Jul 1, 2021 20:57

Ventral EggSac

I adjust the thermostat and a level 2 wizard in basement casts Burning Hands, he looks at the camera, shrugs and goes "it's a living"

# ? Jul 1, 2021 21:15

google THIS

Tossing a curse catcher sheet in the washing machine so I can wash my cursed clothing with my whites

# ? Jul 1, 2021 21:23

Queen-Of-Hearts: "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

Don't go blindly sampling the stuff in the packet drawer. And stay out of the junk drawer. Or do whatever, you're not my apprentice.

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# ? Jul 1, 2021 21:32

google THIS

Please tell your children not to...well ok, please tell your other children not to play with the decorative chest in the upstairs sitting room

google THIS fucked around with this message at 22:43 on Jul 1, 2021

# ? Jul 1, 2021 22:36

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

google THIS posted:

Please tell your children not to...well ok, please tell your other children not to play with the decorative chest in the upstairs sitting room

handing them a sheet of paper, some dice and a pencil "looks like you're going to have to roll up another son"

# ? Jul 1, 2021 22:38

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Bo-Pepper posted:

sheep and wool festival photo collection coffee table book

# ? Jul 1, 2021 22:59

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

kitchen island appears once every 75 years, then recedes into the mist. Also, the kitchen has mist, so be sure to call out "hot" or "behind" or whatever.

# ? Jul 1, 2021 23:48

Heather Papps: hello friend

drinking horn connected to the ocean, for thirsty guests and thor, i guess

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Jul 2, 2021 03:02

Queen-Of-Hearts: "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

Closet of infinity. Endless racks of tailored, boho sorceress' maxi robes. they all have pockets

# ? Jul 2, 2021 10:51

Queen-Of-Hearts: "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

*out in the garage* Yeah, honey, i got your broom up on the lift and drained the block and ya see these little slivers in the oil? That means it's hosed. Yeah no totally, I'm sure it's Broom-X's fault and not you drag racing that enchantress out behind the candle store.

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:byodame: BYOB spells: Mutually Assured Kindness

# ? Jul 2, 2021 12:19

Queen-Of-Hearts: "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

*Banging gavel* Blessed be! Blessed be, everyone! Everyone settle down! First order on the Neighborhood Council of Witchery: Town Plumbing. Sister Grizelda Oakenfleur has proposed we donate our sewer system to the poor and just use translocation spells to send everything to that terf, wizard author lady's kitchen. All in favour?

:h: sig by Prof. Crocodile :h:
:byodame: BYOB spells: Mutually Assured Kindness

# ? Jul 2, 2021 12:24

Queen-Of-Hearts: "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

It was especially cruel of the animal shelter to send that poor girl home with a border collie for a familiar.

No, i mean, its *Funny* to give her a familiar that's smarter than her, but the poor dog had to redo the whole house to make it "dumb witch-proof."

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:byodame: BYOB spells: Mutually Assured Kindness

# ? Jul 2, 2021 12:28

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 14:32

Zurtilik: The Biggest Brain in Guardia

nut posted:

the hang in there kitty poster hung by a single brad nail but the kitty is a warlock

# ? Jul 2, 2021 12:28

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