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Don't go blindly sampling the stuff in the packet drawer. And stay out of the junk drawer. Or do whatever, you're not my apprentice.
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sig by Prof. Crocodile
BYOB spells: Mutually Assured Kindness
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Closet of infinity. Endless racks of tailored, boho sorceress' maxi robes. they all have pockets |
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Jul 2, 2021 10:51
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*out in the garage* Yeah, honey, i got your broom up on the lift and drained the block and ya see these little slivers in the oil? That means it's hosed. Yeah no totally, I'm sure it's Broom-X's fault and not you drag racing that enchantress out behind the candle store.
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Jul 2, 2021 12:19
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*Banging gavel* Blessed be! Blessed be, everyone! Everyone settle down! First order on the Neighborhood Council of Witchery: Town Plumbing. Sister Grizelda Oakenfleur has proposed we donate our sewer system to the poor and just use translocation spells to send everything to that terf, wizard author lady's kitchen. All in favour?
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Jul 2, 2021 12:24
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It was especially cruel of the animal shelter to send that poor girl home with a border collie for a familiar. No, i mean, its *Funny* to give her a familiar that's smarter than her, but the poor dog had to redo the whole house to make it "dumb witch-proof."
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Jul 2, 2021 12:28
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Well that'll teach me to recite sex spells in front of l'Hexa. Now what the gently caress am i going to do with all this Eye of Lube it ordered for me?
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Jul 2, 2021 12:34
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