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Uria aalge

Chi-la-la-la-lax
Dear all,

It's my day of birth and I am, as they say "getting on a bit". In this thread, therefore, I will endeavour to impart old timey life advice or wisdom. I may also draw you something in MS Paint. On the other hand, I don't have much time to myself during the course of a day, so I can't promise expedient responses or vouch for the quality of my contributions.

Anyway, please do come on in. Take off your shoes (unless they're really cool shoes), take a seat (or hover around awkwardly clutching a drink). I'm putting the kettle on. PLEASE NO GIFTS. Thank you.

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Ass-penny

hey Uria I hope you have a super cool day.


thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut

Stoner Sloth

happy birthday op, hope you have a good and chill one!

selan dyin

happy bday!!!!

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
welcome to planet earth!!! enjoy the swaddling while u can

Moo Cowabunga

[Office Worker.




Happy Birthday, original poster!



Platinum User Pot Smoke Phoenix!

VANISHER

HEATHER PAPPS

https://giant.gfycat.com/WellgroomedImperfectHaddock.webm the vanisher

Uria aalge

Chi-la-la-la-lax

rear end-penny posted:

hey Uria I hope you have a super cool day.

Thank you very much, BYOB poster rear end-penny.

My piece of wisdom for you today is sartorial. Are you stumped for that little extra accessory? Look around at the everyday objects in your home. For example, an ordinary washing-up brush can become a fetching piece of jewelry if you put it on a chain around your neck.

Please help yourself to snacks!


Thank you for the winter sig, Heather Papps!


Thanks for the summer sig, ChubbyChecker!

"Nobody owns life, but everyone who can pick up a frying pan owns death" - Kurt Cobain

Uria aalge

Chi-la-la-la-lax

Stoner Sloth posted:

happy birthday op, hope you have a good and chill one!

Thank you!!

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Thank you for the winter sig, Heather Papps!


Thanks for the summer sig, ChubbyChecker!

"Nobody owns life, but everyone who can pick up a frying pan owns death" - Kurt Cobain

Uria aalge

Chi-la-la-la-lax

BALLS DILDO posted:

happy bday!!!!

Thank you BALLS DILDO!

Remember to clean the lint out of your dryer on a regular basis.

Here is your drink!


Thank you for the winter sig, Heather Papps!


Thanks for the summer sig, ChubbyChecker!

"Nobody owns life, but everyone who can pick up a frying pan owns death" - Kurt Cobain

Uria aalge

Chi-la-la-la-lax

prepuce repurposed posted:

welcome to planet earth!!! enjoy the swaddling while u can

thank you

but I can't use my arms, so could you please pass me that sippy cup?

an enjoyable way to take advantage of your youth and relative freedom is to walk down the street while listening to your Discman. It's like having a sound-track to your life.


Thank you for the winter sig, Heather Papps!


Thanks for the summer sig, ChubbyChecker!

"Nobody owns life, but everyone who can pick up a frying pan owns death" - Kurt Cobain

Uria aalge

Chi-la-la-la-lax

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

Happy Birthday, original poster!

Thank you so much!

Remember to check your bank account often. Don't worry if you can't floss every day, every now and again is better than nothing.

Hope this drink makes you less displeased!


Thank you for the winter sig, Heather Papps!


Thanks for the summer sig, ChubbyChecker!

"Nobody owns life, but everyone who can pick up a frying pan owns death" - Kurt Cobain

Stoner Sloth

Uria aalge posted:

Thank you!!



a lovely pic from a lovely poster, pouring a drink to celebrate your birfday friend!

watho


The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

habby borthday!



https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

Sarah Cenia

Laying in the forest, by the water
Underneath these ferns
You'll never find me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCYzk67y_wc

nut

happy bday UA!

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

biosterous




happy birthday uria aalge!

here is a wisdom from my dad, for you or anyone else really:

don't sweat the petty stuff, and don't pet the sweaty stuff



thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!
gallery of sigs


he/him

Uria aalge

Chi-la-la-la-lax

watho posted:

habby borthday!

thank yoooo!

remember, a bird in the hand is very continental, but could give you fleas. fleas like to bite your ankles, but are otherwise harmless.

Drink?


Thank you for the winter sig, Heather Papps!


Thanks for the summer sig, ChubbyChecker!

"Nobody owns life, but everyone who can pick up a frying pan owns death" - Kurt Cobain

Uria aalge

Chi-la-la-la-lax

thank you, I’m grateful and a little scared.

remember not to rub your eyes after cutting chili.

chocolate?


Thank you for the winter sig, Heather Papps!


Thanks for the summer sig, ChubbyChecker!

"Nobody owns life, but everyone who can pick up a frying pan owns death" - Kurt Cobain

Uria aalge

Chi-la-la-la-lax

nut posted:

happy bday UA!

thank you kindly!

Remember, there is a lot we still don’t know about how plants communicate.

feel free to have some ice cream!


Thank you for the winter sig, Heather Papps!


Thanks for the summer sig, ChubbyChecker!

"Nobody owns life, but everyone who can pick up a frying pan owns death" - Kurt Cobain

Manifisto


happy birthday! I would love some coffee and yes I will take some snacks thank you very much


ty nesamdoom!

Uria aalge

Chi-la-la-la-lax

How majestic!

Remember, you don’t owe anyone a smile, but if the time is right a smile from you can save someone’s day!


Thank you for the winter sig, Heather Papps!


Thanks for the summer sig, ChubbyChecker!

"Nobody owns life, but everyone who can pick up a frying pan owns death" - Kurt Cobain

Uria aalge

Chi-la-la-la-lax

Manifisto posted:

happy birthday! I would love some coffee and yes I will take some snacks thank you very much

here you are, enjoy! don’t mind my tentacles.

Remember, in darkness there’s also peace.


Thank you for the winter sig, Heather Papps!


Thanks for the summer sig, ChubbyChecker!

"Nobody owns life, but everyone who can pick up a frying pan owns death" - Kurt Cobain

take the moon

by sebmojo
a good birthday thread, happy bday op :toot:

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

nut

Uria aalge posted:

Remember, there is a lot we still don’t know about how plants communicate.

well there goes my day

Uria aalge

Chi-la-la-la-lax

take the moon posted:

a good birthday thread, happy bday op :toot:

thank you so much, take the moon. I like your username.

writing down your thoughts in a notebook before bed can help relieve stress and worry.

pretzel?


Thank you for the winter sig, Heather Papps!


Thanks for the summer sig, ChubbyChecker!

"Nobody owns life, but everyone who can pick up a frying pan owns death" - Kurt Cobain

Uria aalge

Chi-la-la-la-lax

nut posted:

well there goes my day

good luck with your research let me know if you unveil any mysteries


Thank you for the winter sig, Heather Papps!


Thanks for the summer sig, ChubbyChecker!

"Nobody owns life, but everyone who can pick up a frying pan owns death" - Kurt Cobain

Manifisto


Uria aalge posted:

thank you so much, take the moon. I like your username.

writing down your thoughts in a notebook before bed can help relieve stress and worry.

pretzel?

why yes, forums poster take the moon actually is a pretzel, how did you know?


ty nesamdoom!

cruft

Happy birthday to forums poster Uria aalge!

Be sure to call your mother, if she's around and you're on speaking terms! She probably remembers it better than you do.

Uria aalge

Chi-la-la-la-lax

Manifisto posted:

why yes, forums poster take the moon actually is a pretzel, how did you know?

call it a Hunch :airquote:


Thank you for the winter sig, Heather Papps!


Thanks for the summer sig, ChubbyChecker!

"Nobody owns life, but everyone who can pick up a frying pan owns death" - Kurt Cobain

Uria aalge

Chi-la-la-la-lax
Thank you very much! Does it count to have chatted to her on Telegram Messenger? We didn’t chat about the birth as such, but we have covered that ground before.

Stumped for a name for your new pet? paint colour names can make for unique, whimsical pet names.

Better not eat the pretzels, apparently some of them are sentient.

cruft posted:

Happy birthday to forums poster Uria aalge!

Be sure to call your mother, if she's around and you're on speaking terms! She probably remembers it better than you do.


Thank you for the winter sig, Heather Papps!


Thanks for the summer sig, ChubbyChecker!

"Nobody owns life, but everyone who can pick up a frying pan owns death" - Kurt Cobain

Ventral EggSac

Happy Bee day!!!

IGgy IGsen

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."
Hey, happy birthday, I think I'll have a drink in your honor

Heather Papps

hello friend


congrats you did it. another year is no small feat!



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Macnult

happy birthday op

Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
Happy Birthday :marc:

Uria aalge

Chi-la-la-la-lax

Ventral EggSac posted:

Happy Bee day!!!

Thank you!

Bees are your friend.

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Thank you for the winter sig, Heather Papps!


Thanks for the summer sig, ChubbyChecker!

"Nobody owns life, but everyone who can pick up a frying pan owns death" - Kurt Cobain

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Happy birthday, to our friend!!!!

Uria aalge

Chi-la-la-la-lax

IGgy IGsen posted:

Hey, happy birthday, I think I'll have a drink in your honor

Excellent, very nice! Enjoy your drink. :cheers:

My piece of advice is, don’t leave your take-away leftovers in the fridge «for later».


Thank you for the winter sig, Heather Papps!


Thanks for the summer sig, ChubbyChecker!

"Nobody owns life, but everyone who can pick up a frying pan owns death" - Kurt Cobain

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Uria aalge

Chi-la-la-la-lax

Heather Papps posted:

congrats you did it. another year is no small feat!

Thank you! Absolutely true. Actually, I’m quite proud. It’s been a hell of a year.

here is an inspirational image:


Thank you for the winter sig, Heather Papps!


Thanks for the summer sig, ChubbyChecker!

"Nobody owns life, but everyone who can pick up a frying pan owns death" - Kurt Cobain

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