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Dear all, It's my day of birth and I am, as they say "getting on a bit". In this thread, therefore, I will endeavour to impart old timey life advice or wisdom. I may also draw you something in MS Paint. On the other hand, I don't have much time to myself during the course of a day, so I can't promise expedient responses or vouch for the quality of my contributions. Anyway, please do come on in. Take off your shoes (unless they're really cool shoes), take a seat (or hover around awkwardly clutching a drink). I'm putting the kettle on. PLEASE NO GIFTS. Thank you. |
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rear end-penny posted:hey Uria I hope you have a super cool day. Thank you very much, BYOB poster rear end-penny. My piece of wisdom for you today is sartorial. Are you stumped for that little extra accessory? Look around at the everyday objects in your home. For example, an ordinary washing-up brush can become a fetching piece of jewelry if you put it on a chain around your neck. Please help yourself to snacks!
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Jun 30, 2021 08:49
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Stoner Sloth posted:happy birthday op, hope you have a good and chill one! Thank you!!
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Jun 30, 2021 08:52
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BALLS DILDO posted:happy bday!!!! Thank you BALLS DILDO! Remember to clean the lint out of your dryer on a regular basis. Here is your drink!
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Jun 30, 2021 08:53
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prepuce repurposed posted:welcome to planet earth!!! enjoy the swaddling while u can thank you but I can't use my arms, so could you please pass me that sippy cup? an enjoyable way to take advantage of your youth and relative freedom is to walk down the street while listening to your Discman. It's like having a sound-track to your life.
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Jun 30, 2021 08:57
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Displeased Moo Cow posted:Happy Birthday, original poster! Thank you so much! Remember to check your bank account often. Don't worry if you can't floss every day, every now and again is better than nothing. Hope this drink makes you less displeased!
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Jun 30, 2021 08:58
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watho posted:habby borthday! thank yoooo! remember, a bird in the hand is very continental, but could give you fleas. fleas like to bite your ankles, but are otherwise harmless. Drink?
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Jun 30, 2021 14:48
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thank you, I’m grateful and a little scared. remember not to rub your eyes after cutting chili. chocolate?
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Jun 30, 2021 14:49
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nut posted:happy bday UA! thank you kindly! Remember, there is a lot we still don’t know about how plants communicate. feel free to have some ice cream!
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Jun 30, 2021 14:51
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How majestic! Remember, you don’t owe anyone a smile, but if the time is right a smile from you can save someone’s day!
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Jun 30, 2021 14:53
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Manifisto posted:happy birthday! I would love some coffee and yes I will take some snacks thank you very much here you are, enjoy! don’t mind my tentacles. Remember, in darkness there’s also peace.
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Jun 30, 2021 14:53
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take the moon posted:a good birthday thread, happy bday op thank you so much, take the moon. I like your username. writing down your thoughts in a notebook before bed can help relieve stress and worry. pretzel?
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Jun 30, 2021 19:24
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nut posted:well there goes my day good luck with your research let me know if you unveil any mysteries
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Jun 30, 2021 19:24
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Manifisto posted:why yes, forums poster take the moon actually is a pretzel, how did you know? call it a Hunch 
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Jun 30, 2021 19:58
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Thank you very much! Does it count to have chatted to her on Telegram Messenger? We didn’t chat about the birth as such, but we have covered that ground before. Stumped for a name for your new pet? paint colour names can make for unique, whimsical pet names. Better not eat the pretzels, apparently some of them are sentient. cruft posted:Happy birthday to forums poster Uria aalge!
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Jun 30, 2021 20:02
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Ventral EggSac posted:Happy Bee day!!! Thank you! Bees are your friend.
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Jul 1, 2021 07:08
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IGgy IGsen posted:Hey, happy birthday, I think I'll have a drink in your honor Excellent, very nice! Enjoy your drink.  My piece of advice is, don’t leave your take-away leftovers in the fridge «for later».
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Jul 1, 2021 07:33
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Heather Papps posted:congrats you did it. another year is no small feat! Thank you! Absolutely true. Actually, I’m quite proud. It’s been a hell of a year. here is an inspirational image: 
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Jul 1, 2021 07:38
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Macnult posted:happy birthday op Thank you kindly! My life wisdom is that most people are worth talking to, even if it doesn’t seem that way at first.
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Jul 1, 2021 07:39
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Barking Gecko posted:Happy Birthday Why, thank you! I say! What a festive bum. My life wisdom for you is that goldfish are more intelligent and have much longer memories than what we give them credit for.
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Jul 1, 2021 07:41
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Mormon Nailer posted:Happy birthday, to our friend!!!! Thank you so much, so nice of you! I made you some dip. You also get a randomly generated inspirational photo: 
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Jul 1, 2021 07:44
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It’s no longer my birthday! Thank you all for coming and for your good wishes, I appreciate it!
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Jul 1, 2021 07:45
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Escape From Noise posted:Happy birthday! Thank you! I don’t really know, as I suspect sweating might be partially genetic (e.g. I sweat a lot when I dance, but my friend doesn’t). However, one tip is to wash your armpits with a water/vinegar solution. Wear loose, light clothing. Avoid most synthetic fibres and silk. Remember, sweating is natural and necessary and fresh sweat doesn’t really smell bad.
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Jul 1, 2021 09:12
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prepuce repurposed posted:hbd op. ur thread gave me hiccups BOOO!!!!!!!!!  Did that help? If not, here’s a tall glass of water with a festive umbrella in it.
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Jul 1, 2021 09:14
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Escape From Noise posted:I'm not worried about the fresh sweat. It's very humid here. Ugh, humidity is the worst. Well, the loose clothing at least and washing with water/vinegar in the morning. Otherwise, a heavy-duty antiperspirant (though I don’t like those) + carry around a fan.
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Jul 1, 2021 10:18
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