THE INDIES ARE FUCKING BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (MDK)

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Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

BrigadierSensible posted:

Matt Cardona's first title defense?

The �Woo Woo� Guy vs. the (disco call) Guy

# ¿ Aug 13, 2021 09:14

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 05:24

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

That�s a tag team I would have never guessed.

# ¿ Aug 24, 2021 03:57

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

Suzuki is also doing a whole mess of matches for Impact Wrestling over the next few weeks, including a match against Josh Alexander.

# ¿ Oct 26, 2021 22:57

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

I demand GCW be presented like a DVD from 2005, complete with 4:3 aspect ratio.

# ¿ Jan 20, 2022 22:52

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

Wait, is she a shoot Hebner? :psyduck:

e: I am a mark.

# ¿ Feb 11, 2022 23:09

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

In an ironic twist, the TV partner is Sinclair.

# ¿ Feb 17, 2022 18:20

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

Every time I read 'Ninja Mack', I just imagine Willie Mack dressed in a ill-fitting ninja costume.

# ¿ Feb 26, 2022 07:13

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

I�m thinking we need a Wrestling in Dallas That�s Not WWE on WrestleMania Weekend thread, because it�s three years in the making.

# ¿ Mar 24, 2022 04:35

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

Lid posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iig3WbPUSf0

For the record, this was Itoh vs. Yamashita.

# ¿ Jun 5, 2022 19:29

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

DJExile posted:

https://twitter.com/wpwpro/status/1539321901452959744?s=21&t=ymH5XPGcSSTgvBtjMBkiug

I need everyone to see and appreciate this poster

Not a very appropriate name for a show right now!

# ¿ Jun 22, 2022 01:51

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

https://twitter.com/StarrcastEvents/status/1544130379136778240

And no, we still don't know what Ric Flair's Last Match is actually going to be yet.

# ¿ Jul 5, 2022 05:01

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

Chris James 2 posted:

WES canceled their show

Shocking

# ¿ Jul 6, 2022 23:18

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

I thought they wanted to eliminate Brain Slams in wrestling.

# ¿ Jul 19, 2022 01:36

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

https://mobile.twitter.com/StarrcastEvents/status/1549929962613813249

It�s certainly becoming A Card.

# ¿ Jul 21, 2022 03:36

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

$35 is a bit much to ask, yeah. That�s more than Slammiversary cost, and that wasn�t headlined by a 77-year-old man with a bad foot!

# ¿ Jul 21, 2022 04:30

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

Any indie show that doesn't have the gimmick of 'marathon wrestling show' should last three hours, max. Hell, WrestleMania should only be four hours.

# ¿ Oct 31, 2022 04:50

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

Numero6 posted:

https://twitter.com/FiteTV/status/1596968882438557696

Now THAT'S a weird-rear end show.

# ¿ Nov 27, 2022 22:35

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

Nativity In Black posted:

Gresham vs Grace is some booking

Johnny WrestleCon vs. Taya Valkyrie in a Dirty Dishes match was a MOTYC, so I could see this working easily.

# ¿ Dec 15, 2022 23:30

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

Bonk posted:

He should get another tattoo on the other side of his head that says King rear end

I thought Billy Gunn used "the Royal rear end" when he won King of the Ring :confused:

# ¿ Jan 24, 2023 21:17

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

the escape goat posted:

is Bailey at least taking a break after mania weekend because they�ve been working CONSTANTLY oof

Impact Wrestling's following show is April 16th, so that's two weeks after Mania weekend.

# ¿ Feb 17, 2023 06:38

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

My fondest e-fedding memories from, like, 20 years ago involve my wrestler, based on the novel Nineteen Eighty-Four, appearing on Total Request Live for a promo. He also fired a gun into a person-sized birthday cake.

fake edit: Oh, and there was a PPV at Sesame Place.

fake edit 2: There was also the time he wrestled a living scarecrow, which was fatal (for the scarecrow)

# ¿ Mar 27, 2023 21:13

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

Only Giant Tiger could have a finisher called a Fuckin� DDT.

# ¿ Apr 16, 2023 17:49

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

Chris James 2 posted:

Feels like I hear about GCW burning bridges or Brett being a prick more often these last 365 days than I do about their shows' actual content/quality. I'm sure that's healthy and sustainable though

Remember two years ago when Goons thought GCW was going to get a TV deal?

# ¿ May 14, 2023 23:31

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

Khan can�t sign EVERY good wrestler and use them properly. That�s mathematically impossible.

# ¿ Jun 27, 2023 03:41

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

Apple TV+ has the highest quality ratio of any streaming service out there, if only because it has to. With that being said, I saw zero promotion for the Monster Factory docuseries and only found out about it scrolling though.

# ¿ Jul 4, 2023 21:24

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

They killed off Drugz Bunny?

# ¿ Jul 7, 2023 20:55

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

born on a buy you posted:

I�ll be at the defy show cheering for nick cage to cut him open for being a scrub

I heard he's going to cut him because he has the Declaration of Independence, which has a treasure map on the back.

# ¿ Nov 5, 2023 20:43

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

Kvlt! posted:

i gotta watch that i love em both

when did he lose speedball from his name?

He's still Speedball. At least, still in Impact Wrestling.

# ¿ Nov 6, 2023 21:21

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

I always confuse Ellsworth with Colin Delaney/Olsen, which is kind of sad.

# ¿ Nov 21, 2023 20:32

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

forkboy84 posted:

Still not running anything while Mania is on? Always seems an odd decision

There�s been things during night 1 in previous years, but I guess they didn�t draw?

# ¿ Jan 5, 2024 00:54

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

World War 2 1/2

# ¿ Mar 5, 2024 00:00

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

https://twitter.com/JoshLBarnett/status/1768713900906983913

Shayna Baszler will be at Bloodsport X.

# ¿ Mar 15, 2024 20:54

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

Speaking of the weekend, I'm not making the non-WWE Mania weekend show thread this year, so if there's anyone who'd like to make a thread, go for it.

# ¿ Mar 26, 2024 22:49

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 05:24

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

At least CZW can train wrestlers.

# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 07:14

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