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Schmoe Cwead posted:this is true for rush and rummy so far we still got time Can you be hunted by obesity and heart disease? and to what extent is Biden responsible?
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Jul 1, 2021 18:05
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A Trump social media platform is going to be a honeypot for catfishing the elderly.
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Jul 1, 2021 18:17
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Is baked alaska on Gettr, and does he post big anime tiddies non-stop?
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Jul 1, 2021 19:14
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quote:“The news of Biz Markie’s passing is not true,” Izumi wrote. “Biz is still under medical care, surrounded by professionals who are working hard to provide the best health care possible. Biz’s wife and family are touched by the outpouring of love and admiration from his friends, peers and fans alike. At this time, we ask for your continued thoughts and prayers during this difficult time.” Hang in there, Biz. Rumors of his death were greatly exaggerated.
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Jul 1, 2021 19:37
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PyPy posted:trump worm Salt and Vinegar, freeze overnight. Its neurotoxin better be delicious or get me high.
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Jul 1, 2021 20:53
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ex post facho posted:what's a good resting heart rate, I just did mine and it was 65 Not Great! Look into lower beats per minute, please.
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Jul 1, 2021 21:35
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Schmoe Cwead posted:https://twitter.com/AP/status/1410694362682597380 welp. 21 stab wounds. Not like she's a threat anymore.
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Jul 1, 2021 22:15
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KISSIMMEE, Fla. (AP) — Some 72 units in a central Florida condominium complex were deemed unsafe after a building inspection found the walkways leading to the condos were at risk of collapsing, officials said. An engineering frim found some of the walkways at Images Condominiums in Kissimmee were “in danger of collapse,” Osceola County spokesperson Chris Brumbaugh told the Orlando Sentinel. The finding came a week after the Champlain Towers South in Surfside, Florida, partially collapsed killed 18 while the number of likely dead people still unaccounted for stands at 145. Residents at the condominium complex near Orlando were advised to enter the buildings at their own risk, the newspaper reported. Entering the building voluntarily voids almost all legal protections. Property records showed the complex was built in 1990. The newspaper reported that the engineering report was conducted on behalf of the condominiums’ management company. Brumbaugh said the condo association and management company are responsible for repairing the structural issues found by the inspection. The county is offering residents assistance with temporary housing, Brumbaugh said.
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Jul 1, 2021 22:31
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quote:Several women who've participated in Arizona's partisan election "audit" are alleging sexual harassment by male co-workers, and they say management initially ignored their complaints. Just the best people. Exactly what you'd expect from a CHUD audit.
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Jul 2, 2021 16:57
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The Bagram Pokemon gym has fallen I repeat, The Bagram Pokemon gym has fallen.
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Jul 2, 2021 17:06
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It's common for sleazy real estate developers to keep 2 sets of books, which is why I roll my eyes every time there's a news story along the lines of "Trump Org posts $400,000 losses this quarter" or similar. It's a tax dodge. Given how long Trumo has been doing this, it's not surprising somebody had to keep a spreadsheet to keep the 2 different stories separate and self-contained.
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Jul 2, 2021 17:32
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tacodaemon posted:this movie tagline sounds like a description of Plinkey's lunch 36 feet long and 2000 pounds means you can run it over with your SUV or split it in half with a high caliber rifle. Anacondas can get 25' long and 550 pounds, and they're smaller than pythons. Somebody didn't pay attention at the museum of natural history.
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Jul 2, 2021 21:10
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I forgot the name of that one US olympic swimmer who lied about being mugged at gunpoint in Brazil and who was caught blood doping red-handed in a hotel room. So I googled 'dumb US swimmer' and Ryan Lochte was the first hit.
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Jul 2, 2021 21:33
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Oh. My. God. The Ultimate Slip n' Slide outbreak wasn't caused by diarrhea in the pool. Nobody poo poo in the pool. They didn't have to. It was the parasites in the dirt surrounding the slide that got on peoples' feet that gave 65% of the cast and crew the big explosive shits. We're never going to get closure with a series finale.
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Jul 2, 2021 22:23
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Everybody's too drunk or high. Can't reboot the servers or whatever https://twitter.com/kevincollier/status/1411076401147568136
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Jul 3, 2021 09:46
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Who are these teams of Emotional Support Dogs that travel around to tragedies all across the nation just to get photo ops for their social media, and also how can I invite them to my place? I'll smoke some chickens and brisket, and we can hot box in my 2002 Hyundai Sonata that needs a little bit of work. idk...It just seems like these dogs have better things to do than put up with your tragic life story while you paw at them. I bet they'd rather eat delicious meat and get high.
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Jul 3, 2021 10:32
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The US even took back the mobile Burger King food truck(trailer, really) out of Bagram. That's just cold.
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Jul 3, 2021 18:00
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Only the leanest unseasoned turkey burgers on my ice cold grill this July 4th weekend. Mmmh...I can already taste the eventually overcooked cardboard flavor in between 2 pieces of crust-less white bread. No condiments, thanks.
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Jul 3, 2021 18:51
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SirPablo posted:poo poo, chud is next to me on the plane. Talk to him about bipartisanship and Ron Paul
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Jul 3, 2021 20:00
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Unsolicited unvaccinated dick pics sent to women are the next bitcoin. Obviously
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Jul 3, 2021 21:22
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The white Canadian snowboarder Ross Rebagliati tested positive for marijuana after winning a gold medal at the 1998 Winter Olympics in Nagano, Japan. He was initially stripped of his medal, but the ruling was quickly overturned because marijuana wasn’t actually on the list of banned substances and he was white; it was added soon afterward. Rebagliati was found to have 17.8 nanograms per milliliter in his system; he blamed secondhand smoke. In 2013, WADA raised the threshold for a positive test to 150 ng/ml from 15. The white swimmer Michael Phelps was suspended for three months in 2009 after a picture of him smoking from a bong emerged. That ban did not coincide with any major competitions so he couldn't care less. The American track federation abides by the WADA drug rules because it is part of the Olympics. Other major sports organizations that are not directly involved with the Games are free to modify their own antidrug rules, and many have reduced penalties for white people or abandoned bans for marijuana entirely. quote:It's been 15 years since Ross Rebagliati won, lost and re-won the first gold medal in Olympic snowboarding history. For most of those 15 years, Rebagliati tried to distance himself from the bizarre sequence of events—and the 17.8 nanograms of marijuana—that triggered his sudden flirtation with celebrity. In Japan, Importing pot is punishable by 7-10 years and a fine.
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Jul 4, 2021 00:30
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Elephanthead posted:someone good with money can you help me? I saved 16 cents on hot dogs but my rent went up $800. why am I being evicted? If you threw a July 4th cookout every day for the rest of the year, you'd save a total of $29.44. That doesn't sound like much, but you can buy tomato seeds and plant them. If each tomato plant produces an average of 10 tomatoes, and each tomato has 150-300 seeds on average, and you can sell tomatoes for 75 cents/each, then by the end of the year you will easily be a billionaire. Good luck, future billionaire!
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Jul 4, 2021 18:55
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(CNN)Tyson Foods Inc. is recalling nearly 8.5 million pounds of ready-to-eat chicken products because they may be contaminated with Listeria, the USDA Food Safety and Inspection Service announced Saturday. "The frozen, fully cooked chicken products were produced between December 26, 2020 and April 13, 2021," the agency said in a statement. "The products subject to recall bear establishment number 'EST. P-7089' on the product bag or inside the USDA mark of inspection. These items were shipped nationwide to retailers and institutions, including hospitals, nursing facilities, restaurants, schools and Department of Defense locations," the statement said.
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Jul 4, 2021 20:38
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Michael Cohen is suing the federal government for 20 million because Trump ordered him sent back to prison after his first early release in retaliation for his then-upcoming tell-all book. Yet again, Merrick Garland and the DoJ are going to defend Bill Barr and Trump.
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Jul 4, 2021 22:47
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My big beautiful boaters story: I was kayaking on a river toward a roadway overpass/bridge with a big CHUD-style boat wedged halfway under it and clearly damaged and stuck. Boat cops and land cops were already on the scene. The big beautiful boater was arguing loudly how no clearance elevation was painted on the bridge or posted on a sign nearby, so he was going to sue whoever was responsible(himself). I didn't stick around for someone to explain to him how water elevation works.
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Jul 4, 2021 23:50
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August 13th. Morning. The election gets 'pulled down' and Trump returns to the White House. Even some downballot elections will be reversed. https://twitter.com/patriottakes/status/1412044845246390272
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Jul 5, 2021 17:49
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Profiles in Couragequote:BAGRAM, Afghanistan (AP) — The U.S. left Afghanistan's Bagram Airfield after nearly 20 years by shutting off the electricity and slipping away in the night without notifying the base's new Afghan commander, who discovered the Americans' departure more than two hours after they left, Afghan military officials said. "In one night they lost all the good will of 20 years by leaving the way they did, in the night, without telling the Afghan soldiers who were outside patrolling the area,” said Afghan soldier Naematullah, who asked that only his one name be used. Within 20 minutes of the U.S.'s silent departure on Friday, the electricity was shut down and the base was plunged into darkness, said Raouf, the soldier of 10 years who has also served in Taliban strongholds of Helmand and Kandahar provinces. The sudden darkness was like a signal to the small army of looters, he said. They entered from the north smashing through the first barrier, ransacking buildings, loading anything that was not nailed down into trucks.
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Today, the Taliban chased a retreating Battalion of 1,000 Afghan troops into Tajikistan. They had to flee the country to survive.
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Jul 5, 2021 21:13
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The Taliban has been so put-off and flabbergasted at the US withdrawal scope and timing that they might legit see a working US embassy as a sign of authenticity or endorsement of the Taliban as the legit elected government of Afghanistan. ISIS will certainly try to blow it up, though. Trump the deal-maker strikes again. Negotiating for peace with the Taliban only and leaving the Afghan government out of the process did the trick. Pity about the stuff on the horizon.
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Jul 5, 2021 21:29
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God my Afghanistan takes are so bad. I forgot about Chinaquote:KARACHI, PAKISTAN—As the U.S. exits Afghanistan, Beijing is preparing to swoop into the war-torn country and fill the vacuum left by the departed U.S. and NATO troops. I guess Russia and China are both jockeying to get back into Afghanistan first.
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Jul 5, 2021 21:39
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The Washington Examiner has an article about the alleged Hunter Biden's laptop where Hunter urges sex workers to unionize. (I'm not linking Washington Examiner. Here's Yahoo) https://news.yahoo.com/hunter-biden-theorizes-prostitutes-form-110000681.html How the hell does a reverse hit job happen? Is anyone but a conservative supposed to be angry at this?
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Jul 5, 2021 21:54
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Both China and Russia persecute their muslim minority harshly. So congrats to whoever wins the chance to get stuck in Afghanistan next for decades.
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loving Finallyquote:According to a recent notice by the National Geodetic Survey (NGS) the US Survey Foot will be phased out as part of the modernization of the National Spatial Reference System in 2022. Here's hoping Republicans don't catch wind of this and gently caress everything up like with the plans for the US to transfer to the metric system 30 years ago.
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Shear Modulus posted:the US had goodwill from the past 20 years? The press was interviewing the Afghan coalition soldiers left to guard Bagram. The base was a huge local economic force, and the soldiers left probably did feel bad about being ghosted and left to die.
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Jul 5, 2021 22:55
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Don't want your handbags stolen? Don't give them a 5,000% markup from cost to make when there's an easy black market. That's Capitalism, baby! Market forces forcing prices down through theft.
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Jail is a specific 'secure location'. His lawyer's option was "anonymous, but also a jail?"
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Jul 6, 2021 20:39
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The Columbus Blue Jackets goalie got his head blown off by fireworks on July 4th while drunk in a hot tub at a party. RIP to a real one. He may have been Latvian, but he was a real American that night.
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quote:The White House announced that the next step in working to get more people vaccinated is going door to door to convince people and dispel myths. The Spain-knower has logged on.
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