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Brut
Aug 21, 2007
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CommonShore posted:

June thread is a month late

Despite the thread title, the last thread was in fact posted at the beginning of June, and is the June thread, not the May thread. :colbert:

This post is probably brought to you by the sound of a joke going over my head

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Aug 21, 2007
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Nierbo posted:

I completely agree. I think Dustin is a pretty good champ and hasn't had any drama outside of the UFC like a lot of other belt holders. I do wonder sometimes if Conor had been able to stay at 145 (yeah I know the cut was taking years off his life but just say he was able to somehow) would he be still be in top of the division. I know he got his 50mil from boxing, but I would have liked to see his evolution in MMA only. Watching chimaev and O'Malley and even Usman and other 'next gen' fighters all start green and just grow into themselves has been a real pleasure as a fighting fan. Colby would be the antithesis of that pleasure for a counter example.

Usman's 2 years older than Conor lol, edit: eh...well, 1 year and 2 months, just the birthdays line such that one's 34 and the other 32 right now.

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Aug 21, 2007
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https://twitter.com/brianboom135/status/1411379294371254276

Aww this would have been a fun fight.

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Aug 21, 2007
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mdivi posted:

DWG just tried to scam me on steam I think ? ?

Who? Are you in the right thread? :psyduck:

Brut
Aug 21, 2007
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I have heard weird stories from time to time about scammers on Steam pretending to be other goons, poorly copying their profile or picture or whatever, I'm assuming that's what happened here. I'm assuming ya'll can resolve this in PMs, but if not, please PM me and I'll take a look at it.

Back on topic, I just finished watching

Nierbo posted:

Here's an hour of stuff on Diego and Fabia if you want some background noise

https://youtu.be/TnaXZQxlmcw

and holy loving poo poo.

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Aug 21, 2007
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nordichammer posted:

Can someone wrinkle my brain a bit and tell me who the same guy is? I'm guessing the 42 year old Russian HW that put his feet on the stool while laying down on the mat during the round change in one of his most recent fights.

Also, that shirt and shorts combo is uh, a choice.

You are correct, that is Aleksei Oleinik.

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Flaskraven posted:

I like the matchup but that's such a step down for Barboza and up for Chikadze.

Yeah making a man's liver explode a minute in to a fight will do that, I'm a little worried for Giga.

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LobsterMobster posted:

the follow up tweet of "fighters arent getting a cut of the 175mil deal, but maybe could do a commercial for 1/1000000 of some kind of coin is available" is peak ufc bullshit

The Monster deal is the same way, right?

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Dirt Road Junglist posted:

More or less. I think the fighters who get a Monster logo get a pay out, but only them. And I haven’t seen any transparency on how someone gets the logo.

Most of what I know about the Monster deal comes from this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJIaMTTkF1E and the reaction to it.

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Aug 21, 2007
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Has this card not fallen apart yet?

I'll try to have the goonweight form up as soon as the weigh ins make it clear that nobody on the main is missing.

I don't mean missing weight, I mean literally missing.

Brut
Aug 21, 2007
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hahahaha what the gently caress how is that not an onion article

Brut
Aug 21, 2007
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Kinda confused about the Nunes part since she holds one of those fake belts :shrug:, I guess he's referencing some specific event?

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Aug 21, 2007
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:siren: GOONWEIGHT :siren:

Brut posted:

Putting this up early instead of accidentally putting this up late:

UFC 264: Poirier vs McGregor form

UFC 264: Poirier vs McGregor responses

:siren: GOONWEIGHT :siren:

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Aug 21, 2007
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Last minute contest because why not

Brut posted:

Choose any one UFC 264 prelim fight, call the winner.

If you all 6 of your choices (goonweight form+the extra one) are correct (regardless of KO/sub/decision), you will win a fabulous prize.

If you don't want to participate in goonweight but just want to call 6 winners (5 main card+one of your choosing), that can count too.

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beep by grandpa posted:

imo we should get the GDT started earlier tonight

prob gonna be a lot of unusually extremely bad lovely posts as tradition whenever conor is fighting so let's just get it out of our system now

Click here for the UFC 264 GDT

Brut fucked around with this message at 22:25 on Jul 10, 2021

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Aug 21, 2007
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Alright so uh anyway...

LobsterMobster posted:

LobsterMobster posted:

Poirier, sub r2
Burns, dec
Tuivasa, KO r2
Aldana, KO r1
O'Malley, KO r1

POTN: O'Malley
POTN: Topuria
FOTN: Price vs Pereira


LobsterMobster posted:

ZHALGAS ZHUMAGULOV

not too fuckin shabby

Anyone else call all 5+1 winners correctly? I don't wanna cross reference all the posts myself, call yourself out if you won, or I guess if you see that someone else has.

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Eat This Glob posted:

UFC July: What was I laughing at now? Oh yes, that crippled Irishman!

Nope, sorry.

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blue footed boobie posted:

I hope Jolie shows the DM and it’s just her calling Conor a dickhead.

It's from when she was trying to reach him about the money he promised to donate but then tried to back out of, and then had to be publicly shamed about it.

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kimbo305 posted:

Serious question -- does Kadyrov have that kind of threaten your family influence in Dagestan? What's the general political cohesion with Chechnya?

The threats aren't really political in nature, keep in mind that all these republics are just part of Russia, there's complete freedom to travel, Makhachkala is 3 hours away from Grozny...think of it like someone going from NYC to Baltimore.

Southpaugh posted:

Or he could be cool like Zabit?

What makes you think he's any less or more cool than Khabib? I mean sure he's probably more fun to watch fight, and he's got silly hair and he looks like Lincoln, but I suspect a lot of his good impression is just that he keeps his mouth shut. It's possible that sending him to a kung fu boarding school or whatever did somewhat protect him from getting too deep in their traditions but somehow I doubt it.

Though if there are interviews out there showing him express progressive opinions I'd love to see them, maybe I'm just uninformed.

Marching Powder posted:

*borat voice* in dagestan is custom to offer bmw car to kill pornographic star wawaweewa

It's not, which is why he didn't do that, but some random troll on the internet using his picture did.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzqejJIAVvs

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kimbo305 posted:

My question was toward why Khabib might choose to hang out or avoid Kadyrov. If the three hours' proximity somehow obligates him to pay tribute in any sense.

Yeah, my understanding is that Dagestan's leader keeps changing and is usually some random Putin-installed puppet, so Kadyrov kind of becomes de facto cultural leader in the region.

It's possible that if Kadyrov asks Khabib to hang out, Khabib can just say no and nothing bad will happen, it's also possible that something really bad happens. Hell, I can totally see a situation where Kadyrov might not give a gently caress but public perception gets formed that Khabib pissed him off and got on his bad side, and some random rear end in a top hat could take things in to their own hands in an attempt to gain influence(money) for themselves. That's some literal Russian roulette though.

Brut
Aug 21, 2007
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Speaking of Dagestani fights, looks like Omari Akhmedov got cut.

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Aug 21, 2007
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At least there seems to be a grain of truth there about him not being willing to have treatment unless he hit rock bottom, wait, if it sounds like I'm talking about his cocaine habit, it's because I am.

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Aug 21, 2007
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Holy poo poo this is way more candid than I ever expected, here's 20 minutes of Dana White stories. (kind of)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8reVSydTEU

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Aug 21, 2007
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Oops the GDT is late but so is the card, they're just running promos still

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Aug 21, 2007
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https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/1416906703400996866

Triology man!

Brut
Aug 21, 2007
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Yo I just went and watched Bisping vs Silva and I just want to say, yes, Herb Dean was always bad.

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Aug 21, 2007
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also islam is #5 now

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Bluedeanie posted:

Dana just de-leveled his class



What?

kimbo305 posted:

Got those movement coaching ads again. No affiliation with Ido Portal, but seems like the same philosophy and apparently the same market:

One of their models even has a man bun


What?

Brut
Aug 21, 2007
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kimbo305 posted:

You missed the touch butt in the park era
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdQDMGNSKQs

Hahahaha okay, you know I've seen the Diaz press conference clip but not basically anything else in that video, that's some great context.

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Aug 21, 2007
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CommonShore posted:

Who was that guy who got really drunk and started berating one of the other guys in the house over his child custody problems? Man I hope that guy didn't go on a 15-1 run with an interim championship or anything like that.

lmao just from the record I thought you were talking about Colby, but looks like that's not the case. Yeah I have no idea, hmm.

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LobsterMobster posted:

talkin bout the chimney man's best friend

Oh yeah, I forgot they gave him the title for beating Kevin Lee :psyduck:

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Aug 21, 2007
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Wasn't someone posting in the GDT at the Texas card? Not sure if I'm remembering right.

Edit: Yeah here it is: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3967827&userid=98880

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Aug 21, 2007
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TJ Dillashaw is back, click here

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Marching Powder posted:

i don't remember him getting stung in the first one, but i do remember being completely unsurprised when tj did the exact same thing in the rematch only slightly faster and landing the only - no poo poo, i counted - ~38 punch combination i have ever seen

In the first round by my count TJ hits him with 3 strong punches(not in a combo, just overall in the round), I think the first one was an uppercut, none of them seemed to bother Barao too much, and then:

(Right click and choose "show controls" to enable audio/volume slider)
https://i.imgur.com/xReXI3L.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/7XfZNCu.mp4


Marching Powder posted:

and sorry but, two rematches?



I'm assuming that's in reference to the UFC 177 one.

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Aug 21, 2007
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Marching Powder posted:

that overhand was sick. but i wouldn't say renan 'wasn't the same after it' or whatever. he just carried on getting beaten up badly.

Yeah having just watched that entire fight, I'd agree with that.

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GTO posted:

I've skipped the last few pages to avoid spoilers, gonna catch up on the last 2 fight night events tonight, any particular fights to watch or avoid?

Makhachev vs. Moisés (the card) was great, don't skip anything.

If you're short on time you can probably skip Belbita vs Goldy on this recent card but eh, it wasn't too bad either.

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Aug 21, 2007
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Snowman_McK posted:

since it's already been deleted, here's a screenshot. It's off sherdog, so my apologies for that

So just reupload it to imgur instead of image leeching from sherdog? I did it for you this time.

Anyway

chaleski posted:

Hell yeah Cocaine Conor is gonna tweet and delete a bunch of crazy poo poo, let's go

hell yeah!

Brut fucked around with this message at 09:05 on Jul 27, 2021

Brut
Aug 21, 2007
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If you're kneeling in front of your opponent and their limbs are free enough that they can choose to punch or kick you in the head, and just one of those happens to be against the rules, you're losing the fight pretty bad.

Like, what's the plan here?

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Flaskraven posted:

If you rewatch the fight, a similar thing happens in the third round (I think). There Yan relieves pressure on the head, so Aljo starts standing up and Yan knees him in the head on the way up. It looked like Yan was trying to do it again, but Aljo was too tired to stand up quickly. Stupid move, but it looks like he had a plan.

Wait you seem to be saying Yan had a plan, I was talking about Aljo there, I mean obviously theoretically he'd like to stand up, but he was in that position for like 5 seconds and seemed to be doing completely nothing. He seemed too tired to stand up...at all, not just quickly.

https://i.imgur.com/CXgjxmm.mp4

Yeah maybe if he doesn't get kneed there Aljo eats a punch on the way up, stands up, the round ends, but then what?

I dunno, obviously it's MMA and anything can happen, but it seemed pretty clear what was going to happen this time.

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