UFC July: We didn't come to take part, we came to fall over.

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Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Mekchu posted:

solid snake

putting the "D" in "hind d"

# ¿ Jul 6, 2021 00:39

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 15:26

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

awesomeolion posted:

i think betting on poirier vs mcgregor 3 is going to be the first and last time i bet on sports. Easiest money ever mcgrego sucks like poo poo.

i never bet on sports, but i dont know that you're super far off

https://twitter.com/NumbersMMA/status/1412063099960573957?s=20

# ¿ Jul 6, 2021 05:19

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

conor with his head straight up after the question to catch that coke drip. he's got that look in his dilated eye, joe

# ¿ Jul 9, 2021 03:21

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

i live across the street from a buffalo wild wings in the boston burbs. i am not touching that place with a 10 foot shillelagh

# ¿ Jul 11, 2021 02:24

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

https://twitter.com/MobTye/status/1414083534600511492?s=20

# ¿ Jul 11, 2021 07:03

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

DoombatINC posted:

https://i.imgur.com/S2JiI7O.mp4

# ¿ Jul 11, 2021 22:45

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

UFC July: What was I laughing at now? Oh yes, that crippled Irishman!

# ¿ Jul 11, 2021 22:53

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Nis posted:

does any fighter have punches weak enough that they heal you?

"The last thing I want to do, win or lose, is take more robbie lawler punches," said diaz back in the strike force days, so I dunno. 2010 or so?. "they're not good. for your head."

one of my favorite mma quotes of all time. the first diaz/lawler fight might have been about the time a good chunk of psp stopped calling diaz punches "homophobic pejorative" punches. it was thought by a good chunk of posters here that diaz punches were so soft they'd fill up your mortal kombat health meter

# ¿ Jul 14, 2021 01:33

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

beep by grandpa posted:

Lolol I was going back and rewatching the press stuff cause I was curious if Conor ate even more Karma by trying to kick Dustin with the leg that he broke during their last presser and LMAO I caught this - I'll let Conor's word choice at the end here speak for itself

https://i.imgur.com/ibfD2oj.mp4

lmao your shirt looks like a dish rag

Horns.aiff

# ¿ Jul 14, 2021 03:27

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

belal nails it, imo

https://twitter.com/bullyb170/status/1415719312631939073?s=20

# ¿ Jul 15, 2021 21:19

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

lmao the onion is great. lil heathen is ok too

# ¿ Jul 16, 2021 07:29

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

I should rewatch "unforgivable blackness." probably my favorite sports documentary ever made

# ¿ Jul 16, 2021 23:58

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Kragger99 posted:

Does anyone know if the producers of TUF instruct the coaches to "ham it up more" to make more compelling shows? It seems like every season has a "good person coach" and a "bad person coach". I haven't watched in years, but it almost felt like watching WWE with a face and a heel.

"DO YOU WANT TO BE A loving ACTOR???"

i don't know for sure, but i remember chael having to pull wanderlei aside to explain to him that he was just acting like a heel to inject some drama into the situation and to not take it personally. so probably not unless wandy didn't get the memo.

the doors made out of sawdust and eyelashes seem suspicious though

# ¿ Jul 23, 2021 22:24

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Dirt Road Junglist posted:

Plus some randomly selected tattoos from the top row of generic options/placements.

HGH! My ex had to go on a round of growth hormone for an injury, and said around six months he could feel the spaces between his teeth starting to grow wider as his skull got larger.

holy poo poo. i have a dome that'd make tito blush. if i took hgh id probably look like mr mackey from south park

# ¿ Jul 25, 2021 08:49

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

LobsterMobster posted:

He's referring to Khabib's comment after the last Dustin fight, "good always defeats evil"

conor sobered up early tuesday morning (good for him) enough to delete the tweet. any recollection what it said?

# ¿ Jul 27, 2021 07:46

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Lid posted:

Covid is good, father is evil?

in reference to abdulmanap? jesus christ. id be careful about upsetting the universe talking about what dads are bad if i were conor lol

# ¿ Jul 27, 2021 07:49

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Marching Powder posted:

aljo is champ?

....

lol did he really win the belt by being blasted with an illegal shot? jesus hahaha. was he winning the fight prior to that? he always seemed like a gate keeper to me not a champ.

yan was winning pretty handily iirc. it was just the dumbest move resulting in hilarity

# ¿ Jul 27, 2021 23:56

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

henkman posted:

Weidman in 3 years

bolsonaro was literally full of poo poo here. that's doodoo coming out his nose. i hope weidman isn't too dumb to poop

# ¿ Jul 30, 2021 01:21

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

lmao oh yeah i forgot all about that

# ¿ Jul 30, 2021 02:37

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

time to pour one out

https://twitter.com/espnmma/status/1421142628670771215?s=20

# ¿ Jul 30, 2021 22:54

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

two ranked fighters on the entire card. yikes. bellator it is

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# ¿ Jul 31, 2021 22:33

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Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Eat This Glob posted:

two ranked fighters on the entire card. yikes. bellator it is

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a pox on the mod who probed me

# ¿ Aug 1, 2021 07:21

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