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Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
Scott Morrison loving sucks.





loving clown government.

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Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
We are now entering Phase 4 of WordCloud.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
Scott Morrison listens to Death Grips

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
Bill/Kevin ticket.

Spill the leadership

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again

Urcher posted:

Word cloud for June:



I'm Covid into NSW

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

laserface, why you gotta cause these reports to come through?

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
We are so hosed

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
Victoria adds over 70 new exposure sites.

Anidav fucked around with this message at 22:56 on Jul 14, 2021

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
The guards are coming... for you hehehe

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
Labor will win the next federal election. The newspoll breakdowns state by state show that the biggest swing towards Labor is in Queensland.

That's not a statistical anomaly.

Brisbane is literally the crown to win in the country because the amount of knife's edge Greater Brisbane seats held by the LNP is ridiculous.

Since 2019 Newspoll has gradually been showing evidence of a 5 point swing to Labor in Queensland and a 9 point swing to Labor in WA (whom we don't care about because there's not many seats there to win)

Even the slightest, slightest clue that Queensland swings kinda red next election, the Morrison government is gone.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
Labor is now the punter favourite to win the next election.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again

hooman posted:

What is the actual point of Labor? If they're not going to win and they're not going to disagree with the LNP on anything, what exactly *are* they for?

According to Jordies this is all part of Labor's master plan to show the population how bad untethered LNP governments are by voting through their stinkers. :bravo:

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again

Zenithe posted:

Did I imagine jobmaker. That was a thing right

Jobseeker
Jobsaver
Jobkeeper
Jobmaker
Jobtrainer
Jobactive

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
If I was Prime Minister I would ban the Canberra Press Gallery and disband the Senate.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
Facebook sucks. Look at all those brainwashed assholes.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again

Zenithe posted:

I give up

Resolve Strategic is a renamed Liberal Thinktank given to Ninefax.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C/T_Group

Their market research wing was spun off into a new company called Resolve and hired by Fairfax, All of them are a lobbying firm that works exclusively for the Liberal Party.

This poll is bad.

Examples of political campaigns in which the firm has operated include:

Boris Johnson's successful London Mayoral campaign in 2008.[1]
Liberal party operations and strategy for the 2010 and 2013 Australian federal election campaigns.[2][3][4]
Campbell Newman's Liberal National Party election campaign in the 2012 Queensland election.[5]
The 2012 Northern Territory election, which was won by the Country Liberal Party.[6]

They worked for Campbell Newman and created a new company pretending to be "independent".

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again

Pile Of Garbage posted:

Is it bad if you spend ages waiting between jabs?

Edit: good poo poo thanks Anime Dave vvv

We are literally becoming more like America with astroturfing via sketchy polling companies.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
Saturday Paper is running an Article saying that the QLD Government has been told that a Federal Election will happen in November, claims gaining credibility due to increased UAP activity in the regions. UAP claims it will outspend it's previous 2019 campaign and run candidates in every Queensland seat.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
#Newspoll Federal Primary Votes: L/NP 36 (-3) ALP 40 (+1) GRN 10 (-1) ON 3 (0) #auspol

Labor at 40?????

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
Bill Shorten is a good man in a bad country.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
I close my eyes and imagine a Shorten Government

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
The truth is Albanese is okay, if you know where to look for him in the media.

My take is that the polls are a bit more accurate this time.



I just think there is now evidence on how Morrison behaves and people are at a minimum making a mental note of it.

You see Morrison taken a loving dive in approval ratings with Women since the Higgens Saga. Turnbull was mostly a scandal free prime minister, not much to talk about kicking him out besides his personality being kinda boring?

Now people can absolutely take offense to Morrison's personality like they do for Abbott.



The punters are now essentially backing that:

A) The polls are wrong
B) An election will happen in 2022.

Alternatively, if the punters are wrong:

A) The polls are right
B) An election will happen in 2022.

or

A) The polls are right
B) An election will happen in 2021.

and also if the punters are half right:

A) The polls are wrong
B) An election will happen in 2021.

Only the first set of possibilities are favorable to Morrison. with the forth set basically being impossible due to VIC and NSW.

The swing detected is coming from somewhere. It's nearly impossible that there isn't a swing against the coalition for the vaccine fuckups.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again

Cpt Soban posted:

May I get an auspol discord server link please?

https://discord.gg/3AcZRBTu

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
Amazon Kindle Marketplace: SAVED BY NURSE HITLER

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
Anastasia is, good.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

I just remembered Deb Frecklington

What are some politicians you guys remember?

Deb!

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
New goon project.

Now taking image suggestions for L/NP colouring book.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
Honestly, a good opposition would've created an LNP colouring book.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
Tony Abbott eating a psychedelic onion

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again

GoldStandardConure posted:

hosed up if true

Yes... Hahahha... Yes!

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
Odds for a 2021 election is a 4 to 1 bet.


FYI Scomo winning the leadership spill was a 10 to 1 bet versus Dutton, Bishop.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
Freight by giant cable car networks

No humans required.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again

yoloer420 posted:

Yeah sounds like it.

Source

Oh man,

Yeah there's gonna be an election for sure in 2021.

I can't really see Scott waiting because he'd of had to have traded his vaccine supply away by 2022 leading to more shortages.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again

New Xcom getting weird.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
I had my second shot and now I'm a Union Brute.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
Who's your favourite politician and what wristwatch do they wear.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
Vote Labor or Greens for Australia.exe to launch

The LNP is a blank desktop.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
I understand the world view of bioshock infinite perfectly and so does hambeet.

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Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
I'm telling you Tucker, this Daniel guy, Daniel Andrews. People in Melburrne are calling him Chairman Dan and if you step a foot outside during lockdown to do grocery shopping or salute the flag. This Daniel fellow, will send Covid Commandos after you and kill your dog.

Furthermore, they are claiming LGAs stands for Local Government Areas but my sources tell me that in Chairman Dan's government, it actually stands for Latest Government Assassinations!

God help these people.

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