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KillHour
Oct 28, 2007


Reference materials. Dry, boring, inoffensive and objective. From Wikipedia to textbooks to online dictionaries, millions of editors work tirelessly to ensure nothing inappr...



:wtc:

So yeah.... I've been learning Japanese recently and the content in my current reference materials is... questionable. I have a seemingly endless supply of badly considered example sentences, translations and explanations. Some more examples:





And my personal favorite (NWS)

Now I'm on the hunt to find current and past textbooks, online dictionaries and educational references where the authors managed to slip some innuendos, off-color jokes or blatant loving racism through the cracks. PYF!

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First, thanks to the mods for approving this thread and some ground rules to get us started. Please don't make them regret it!

- Any kind of reference material is welcome - dictionary, textbook, online, technical manuals and scientific papers can all be hilarioushorrible.
- Both old and new stuff is fine by me, but if it's a phrenology textbook from the 30s or something, post some context so we know what we're looking at.
- Please don't argue about whether something is offensive or not. It can just be stupid, funny or out of place.
- The mods will be a bit lax because [gestures wildly] but normal PYF rules still apply - No inline gore or explicit nudity, and content warnings on linked images. Use your judgement!

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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!




I hope these pages and pages of gobbledygook would at least prove funny to academics, people in the pre-civil war U.S. took this poo poo seriously.
It's hella racist and xenophobic if you can't do the math.

E: some highlights
FAKE NEWS!


I hope this piece of advice got some confederates killed.

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KillHour
Oct 28, 2007



Found in the dictionary next to "foreshadowing"

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

mmmm look what I'VE got

KillHour
Oct 28, 2007


I'm 100% making those and introducing them as "titty sauce yams" next Thanksgiving. Do you happen to know what cookbook that is from? (I assume it must be from a cookbook and not some weird aside in a book about yam cultivation or something).

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Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

KillHour posted:

I'm 100% making those and introducing them as "titty sauce yams" next Thanksgiving.

Get yourself either to a used bookstore (if you have $$$) or the Internet Archive to borrow one of his books for free, because George Leonard Herter was an absolute nut and his "Bull Cook" book, which I literally have on my nightstand, is one of the funniest (is it intentional? :iiam:) things I've ever read. Check these out, which I posted a while back in the Weird and Wonderful Books Thread:





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KillHour
Oct 28, 2007


He's wrong about hamburgers in Africa because I had a delicious (albeit very weird) hamburger in South Africa once. :colbert:

They called them bullseye hamburgers, and I for the life of me have never heard of nor seen anything like it ever again.

And to avoid derailing my own thread, have a useful primer on how to use everyone's favorite Japanese word, 金玉. It literally means gold balls :haw:

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