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plant music is also welcome ITT https://youtu.be/roNN2HeLaBQ
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here's a jack in the pulpit, growing near my house  NSFW
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prepuce repurposed posted:here's a jack in the pulpit, growing near my house we have these where I live. was taught young to see them and let them grow because they're really cool native useful potentially medicinal plants
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Jul 3, 2021 03:50
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one corner of my office  
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Bo-Pepper posted:one corner of my office vibrant greens! what are we looking at here |
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prepuce repurposed posted:here's a jack in the pulpit, growing near my house PlantMONSTER? Is that you!? |
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pothos and … i don’t know? i just go to a garden center and pick what looks nice i’m a terrible plant dad |
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Prof. Crocodile posted:PlantMONSTER? Is that you!? he better post ITT 
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Bo-Pepper posted:one corner of my office beautiful
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Bo-Pepper posted:pothos and … i don’t know? i just go to a garden center and pick what looks nice i’m a terrible plant dad nah. I'm the same way but not responsible enough to keep em alive 
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prepuce repurposed posted:nah. I'm the same way but not responsible enough to keep em alive it helps if you’re looking at them for hours at a time to stay keyed into their needs |
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Bo-Pepper posted:pothos and … i don’t know? i just go to a garden center and pick what looks nice i’m a terrible plant dad they look great. it looks like you have a ficus too
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Jul 3, 2021 04:04
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more from the current soon to be vacated casa pepper 
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new yorkers sure are fancy
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Jul 3, 2021 04:17
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Luvcow posted:they look great. it looks like you have a ficus too i looked it up and yes i do have a ficus! i've had that particular one for over 5 years |
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Jul 3, 2021 04:20
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Plants, we got em! My partner is the green thumb and I'm just a plant freeloader. Over our bed frame, the leaves are velvety   Air plant, a begonia cutting and something I don't know  ZZ and Mother-In-Laws Tongue  Begonia shelf (there are more Begonias elsewhere)  A Stingray and some sort of vine and a plant themed chair I upholstered  Our bathroom with tropical wallpaper  Another ZZ with a 3D printed skull vase  You can see how far the Staghorn and Monstera have come since we moved in 
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Jul 3, 2021 07:56
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mods pls change the thread name to Big Time Flora Flex thread. tia |
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Jul 3, 2021 08:10
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it’s winter here but here are some from season past this is where the ducks and chooks like to hang out and rustle up some grubs.  vege garden. going to rise them higher for this upcoming season because I’m old as gently caress and don’t bend  like I said, it’s winter at the moment. rip kowhai tree. 
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Displeased Moo Cow posted:vege garden. going to rise them higher for this upcoming season because I’m old as gently caress and don’t bend That's a fine looking vege patch right there and an even finer Hills Hoist I would be honoured to play goon of fortune with. |
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Jul 3, 2021 10:01
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Displeased Moo Cow posted:it’s winter here but here are some from season past If I was ur moo cow I would be quite pleased
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Jul 3, 2021 10:06
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i live in a basement and the only place that gets any sunlight is already taken by cat, but sometimes i play plant daddy and it's nice https://overfull.itch.io/plantdaddy
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Displeased Moo Cow posted:I kill most indoor plants so I am even more impressed i have a grow light i turn on when i’m not in the office those whacked out plants have no idea what day and night are |
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okay i have a lot of plants i promise i will not post them all! I am bad at houseplants so these are all outside plants i hope that is okay here is my monster climbing rose 'Clotilde Soupert'   Some toher roses I neglected that have now died  but I wanted to redo that bed anyway so it's okay  if you live in a swampjungle might as well grow some swamp jungle gingers and stuff    zinnias are so easy to grow from seed everyone should grow them in the summer! just scratch up some bare dirt and scatter seed and they mkae great cut flowers that last a long time  last yr i had a big garden with veg and sunflowers and 9' tall okra etc but this yr it is a giant mess:  i have a million pictures of camellias but maybe i will save them for later because i don't anyone to feel overwhelmed by too many flowers itt
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if you have plant problems the horticulture thread in HCH LOVES plants and knows tons about them: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3951612
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You all have such lovely plants! That's a gigantic fuckin rose bush! Megabound, your house is fabulous! Here's our bathroom plants and a shot of calathea makoyana, my favorite calathea!    My wife's old lady violets  The dudes on the porch  Lantana  I really like cacti.  I became an addict for acquiring exotic carnivorous plants last year, never having raised a plant in my life previously. I modified a turtle tank PetSmart was throwing out so it can house a bunch of smaller ones. I don't even wanna tell you how much money I've spent on them       It's got a quantum LED panel meant for growing weed over it cause they tend to love as much sunlight as they can get, which also makes it good for housing weird cacti. I had to turn it all the way down cause it's insanely bright otherwise. Got some flytrap cultivars in there, the purple sarracenia pitcher plant, butterwort, sundews (they're tiny now cause I accidentally over-fertilized them, but are recovering), and several nepenthes. It has a false bottom that holds an aquatic carnivorous plant called bladderwort. The picture sucks but there are little nodes running all along the stems and each node is a tiny bladder that has a trigger hair hanging off of it; when a microscopic animal boops the hair, a hatch on the bladder opens and it sucks the dude in to digest it. It's crazy. I could talk about them forever but just know that NATURE IS CRAZY DUDE  Here's a heliamphora nutans, another type of pitcher. The larger ones are the fully mature pitchers.  Several types of nepenthes. They're getting a little too much light so I just added a screen to the top    Cephalotus, a really tiny lil pitcher plant from a strip of land in southwest Australia  In the bathroom is Hector. I think he's a nepenthes maxima. He's starting to make GIANT pitchers    These are all sarracenia. They're native to north American bogs and they're extremely efficient at capturing bugs. It's not uncommon for them to totally fill with dead bug goo by the end of the summer. Yikes.   Even when the wind knocks em over, they know which way is up.  Sarracenia flowers. Even they have a trapdoor system where insects can only enter and exit one way so the flower doesn't get self-pollinated.  Finally, a bowl of assorted sarracenia, flytraps, some forked sundews and a taller sundew.   
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whoa those are super awesome. love hector and the violets
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Jul 3, 2021 18:28
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i’m deeply surprised no weed plants yet |
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Here we have a mini-pumpkin plant that i grossly underestimated by planting while high, as well as two pickle plants, three tomato plants, onions i give up on, cayenne peppers im praying do something and a lone radish. I had to replant seeds for everything but the pumpkins three times because of some dickhead chipmunk deciding my planters are his personal stash boxes. The plastic Halloween store cat is Salem. I move him around to discourage critters from loving about with my plants, but Salem kinda sucks at his job.  It's bad enough these assholes eat my pickle plants. They don't have to be insulting about it   Near: "Red Warty Thing" pumpkins. Far: "Blue Doll" pumpkins Middle: Beets that just started to sprout.  I really need to pull up the mockup bed barrier and do a real one, buuuuuut  Some of my  hollyhocks And there's this funny smelling plant i got from the store that i lovingly arts and crafts'd with some pink bible paper: 
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wonderful plants in this thread i have a medium amount of plants i think, here are some of the main plant babies  this is from last month, i'm in a new house and things have moved around a bit, so now the xmas cactus is hanging in the living room and the sad little jade in the fish pot is on the shelf. i also have a struggling marginata (it is still pissed about getting moved at christmas time so that that the tree could occupy its place) and a lot more jades because i can't throw away a single leaf. also some herbs and hens and chicks out front, and a container garden out back that is doing well considering the heat dome (my secret is keeping a canopy over it) we also recently acquired a venus fly trap so here's hoping we can keep it alive! Kaiser Schnitzel posted:plenty of weeds that are plants in my yard this too. i'm fighting the fight against a yard that was left to nature, and here nature means annual kochia (a soft tumbleweed with 6 ft roots), white top (its seeds are good for 4 years!), mallow, and the meanest looking dandelions you've ever seen. City of Glompton fucked around with this message at 22:30 on Jul 3, 2021
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The Monstera's lookin good this morning 
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Displeased Moo Cow posted:is that a fluval flex 127l you have there? Yeah, well, it's my wife's. It's the poo poo though. The filters and stuff are all hidden and the lighting is app-controlled, it's p sweet |
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These are my #turmeric plants. They're a little ratty because they had a bit of a battle with mold at the beginning of their life. Not sure if the mold was in the roots already (probably) or the bag of potting soil (also probably). The roots were sitting on my counter on a styrofoam tray under some cellophane for ages, then one day they decided to spout, so I said gently caress it, chuck em in some buckets of dirt and see what happens. This is what happens. They're supposed to flower eventually, but who knows. Now that the hot humid weather is here, I put them on the balcony sometimes to give them a little more heat like they're used to naturally. Speaking of flowering, these violets seem to thrive on neglect and keep on flowering and flowering. There's a thing behind it that's pretty unkillable, and above is Fernulous aka Sideshow Bob. 
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Achtane posted:Yeah, well, it's my wife's. It's the poo poo though. The filters and stuff are all hidden and the lighting is app-controlled, it's p sweet I agree. they are awesome. huge filter system for the size
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