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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Nigmaetcetera posted:

I tried reading the first Black Company book but I only got a few chapters in because it was written like a drunk guy's journal.

this was my experience as well. The first page of the first Black Company book is good, but it quickly becomes impossible to tell what is going on, who is speaking or where anyone or anything is.

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Scaramouche
Mar 26, 2001

SPACE FACE! SPACE FACE!

Malazan borrows more than just the themes let's say

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

Applewhite posted:

Does anybody else detest Glen Cook's prose or just me?

i tried reading the first black company and even though i finished it i had no interest in powering through the rest, i think because the reveal for lady was telegraphed way too hard

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Lady was girl Sauron and that’s all I remember.

Oh wait and her ex boyfriend was Morgoth I guess?

Cobalt-60
Oct 11, 2016

by Azathoth
The first Black Company trilogy was good, although it flagged towards the end. The second trilogy was okay, but there were way too many "suddenly this man with a scar shows up and we're supposed to recognize him even though he (allegedly) died two books ago" moments. I'd read more like the first chapter; the only honest mercs in a city full of betrayal and murder. Fantasy needs more stories about ordinary schlubs who aren't Chosen.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Cobalt-60 posted:

The first Black Company trilogy was good, although it flagged towards the end. The second trilogy was okay, but there were way too many "suddenly this man with a scar shows up and we're supposed to recognize him even though he (allegedly) died two books ago" moments. I'd read more like the first chapter; the only honest mercs in a city full of betrayal and murder. Fantasy needs more stories about ordinary schlubs who aren't Chosen.

It also needs more books written in parsable language.

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

I vaguely remember the prose style changing with who was the chronicler?

Mexican Deathgasm
Aug 17, 2010

Ramrod XTreme
Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell by Susanna Clarke was great, but I adore her more recent book Piranesi. I get a weird feeling of lonely heartache when I think about that book.

GB Luxury Hamper
Nov 27, 2002

Computer viking posted:

I vaguely remember the prose style changing with who was the chronicler?

Yeah I think there's a bit where one of the company wizards takes over the chronicle, and he's very bad at writing so that section is really hard to follow.

I read the series about a decade ago, but never finished the last book...because my original copy was a misprint that had a chunk of pages missing. I got a new copy but then never got around to reading the rest of it. I'm pretty sure I'd have no idea what's going on if I just picked it up now.

Also TIL that Clarke has written another book, I need to check it out!

Nae
Sep 3, 2020

what.

Mexican Deathgasm posted:

Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell by Susanna Clarke was great, but I adore her more recent book Piranesi. I get a weird feeling of lonely heartache when I think about that book.

Magician's Nephew was one of my favorite books growing up so it was awesome to see another author take so much inspiration* from it.

*and names, and places, and characters, and lines...

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Nigmaetcetera posted:

I tried reading the first Black Company book but I only got a few chapters in because it was written like a drunk guy's journal.

I think that's what he was going for at the start, it's literally supposed to be the log book of the Black Company. But the tone changes drastically by even the second book, although I think they keep up the conceit that it is an actual in-universe book for at least a while. Until they obviously need to put in stuff that the company has no knowledge of (even tried getting around this with mysterious dreams that just happen to show things crucial to the plot that the author wants to put in.

I think the series goes downhill after the Lady actually joins the Company and becomes the lover of the chronicler guy after being deposed or whatever. So corny. Then they go south to find out their origins and the whole thing starts to fall apart

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer
Friendly reminder that the Conan comics by Dark Horse have a female character thatis trained by literally getting thrown into a pit to be gangraped by an army of demons each and every day until she manages to kill every last one of them at which point she graduates to "Best Assassin ever".

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
It sounds like a firebrand critique of modern colleges :hai:

Keromaru5
Dec 28, 2012

Pictured: The Wolf Of Gubbio (probably)

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I'm just going to pretend you were talking about Ranma Saotome, who as a child was "trained" by having fish sausages tied to him and being tossed into a pit full of hungry cats, giving him a paralyzing phobia of cats that causes him to start acting like one if he's around them too long.

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer
Maybe that works, i waited for the day that i would forget that part.

But it did not come.

Mexican Deathgasm
Aug 17, 2010

Ramrod XTreme

Nae posted:

Magician's Nephew was one of my favorite books growing up so it was awesome to see another author take so much inspiration* from it.

*and names, and places, and characters, and lines...

Clarke obviously loved the Magician's nephew and references it in a few places, but IMO Piranesi is far, far better in pretty much every way. Then again, they are so vastly different it is hard to compare them.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
I also enjoyed piranesi

Simone Magus
Sep 30, 2020

by VideoGames

cake bunny posted:

No, the Kushiel series is absolutely intentionally porn, or at least the first book is. I never read more. I read the first one because someone adamantly insisted they were super great books and not all all pervy despite the main character being a sacred pain-based prostitute. She literally receives physical pleasure from pain because she was born that way. So you can imagine where things go from there.

The writer is good at writing from what I remember, but the "pain makes her cum so she can put herself in awful situations to save everyone" angle is absolutely a huge point of the story. If you want well written BDSM porn with a story, you could do way worse than Kushiel's Dart. If you aren't at least really comfortable reading about how this chick is born to be abused, and how that gets her off, so it's actually cool and good and she's really super important even though she's pretty much owned by other people and her people would be doomed without her magic abuse-loving brain, you might want to skip it.

that reminds me of Orson Scott Card's Songmaster, in which the titular character is a teenage boy that older men literally can't stop wanting to gently caress, and at one point the main older guy either almost or just barely starts to gently caress the Songmaster and OSC describes how the pleasure is so intense it literally drives the guy insane or something.

It's a... fascinating look into the mind of a closeted gay man. We read it in a Psychology class in Uni haha

Dementropy
Aug 23, 2010



I'll also offer up Alif the Unseen by G. Willow Wilson.

EDIT: Also anything by Ellen Kushner, specifically the Riverside series.

Dementropy fucked around with this message at 03:13 on Jul 17, 2021

Keromaru5
Dec 28, 2012

Pictured: The Wolf Of Gubbio (probably)

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I just started Elric of Melniboné yesterday, and I'm not hating it so far.

Trimson Grondag 3
Jul 1, 2007

Clapping Larry

sad question posted:

Bakker deserves to be on two lists:

a) List of absolutely dogshit fantasy
b) Watchlist of people likely to start murdering women

He’s also the most ‘tell don’t show’ fucker in existence. I liked the setting and the overall narrative arc but yeah the grimdark and presentation of female characters is inexcusable.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Applewhite posted:

My bother is rereading the Sword of Truth series because he heard Terry Goodkind died. He described Goodkind as “one of the greats” and ranked him with Tolkien as one of the most influential names in fantasy fiction.

I read Sword of Truth at the height of my Ayn Rand phase and even at the time I thought Goodkind was an over the top crypto fascist.

Pls recommend some actual good fantasy to read to help him recognize Goodkind for the crap writer he is.

I found one of the sword of truth books at the dollar store. I still have two illustrations to finish for my edit of it before sending it to my best friend.

ELTON JOHN
Feb 17, 2014
anyone read the Rampart Trilogy? seems to be scifi/fantasy and i'm thinking of buying the first one

i'd highly recommend Jeff Vandermeer's Ambergris books, which imo count as fantasy while his other stuff is more scifi

Simone Magus
Sep 30, 2020

by VideoGames
I'm sure I've read a few genre books with sex scenes that were actually relevant and good for the plot, but the only truly great example I can think of is in Quicksilver (vol. 1 of the Baroque Cycle, by Stephenson)

It's set in the 1800s. There's a character who had an unfortunate injury and long story short half his dick got burned off. He meets a young courtesan and falls for her. He's told her about his condition and how he hasn't nutted in like 6 years. One day they're in a hot springs and she finally starts to like him, and she gives him an orgasm by stimulating his prostate. The whole scene is done with dialogue, and it's pretty funny but not overly jokey. It comes off as genuine and it definitely advances their relationship.

But now I'm remembering that there's a bit in Cryptonomicon that talks about Randy having prostatitis from drinking too much coffee and now I'm convinced that Neal Stephenson is into butt stuff

Giggle Goose
Oct 18, 2009

Simone Magus posted:

I'm sure I've read a few genre books with sex scenes that were actually relevant and good for the plot, but the only truly great example I can think of is in Quicksilver (vol. 1 of the Baroque Cycle, by Stephenson)

It's set in the 1800s. There's a character who had an unfortunate injury and long story short half his dick got burned off. He meets a young courtesan and falls for her. He's told her about his condition and how he hasn't nutted in like 6 years. One day they're in a hot springs and she finally starts to like him, and she gives him an orgasm by stimulating his prostate. The whole scene is done with dialogue, and it's pretty funny but not overly jokey. It comes off as genuine and it definitely advances their relationship.

But now I'm remembering that there's a bit in Cryptonomicon that talks about Randy having prostatitis from drinking too much coffee and now I'm convinced that Neal Stephenson is into butt stuff

The first time I read that passage I laughed so hard that I couldn't breathe. On a plane. Over the Atlantic. God I love those books.

Simone Magus
Sep 30, 2020

by VideoGames

Giggle Goose posted:

The first time I read that passage I laughed so hard that I couldn't breathe. On a plane. Over the Atlantic. God I love those books.

The way the audiobook narrator does that segment is truly a thing of beauty. Best audiobook narrator I've ever heard.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Dementropy posted:

I'll also offer up Alif the Unseen by G. Willow Wilson.

EDIT: Also anything by Ellen Kushner, specifically the Riverside series.

At first I read that as Alf the Unseen and I was ready to be way into it

Just sneaking around in the shadows, eating cats, someone must stop him

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Hankering real bad for some cozy fantasy that makes me feel like the first few chapters of The Hobbit or Lord of the Rings make me feel.

Are there any books out there that are just "Oops all tavern scenes?"

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Make him read Dhalgren then tell him he is a basic bitch

Idk why I have this thread bookmarked but yeah read Dhalgren that is my favorite book ever after The Long Patrol

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

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Lol oh I already posted that lol

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

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Also check out the @ ZEN - HELL END lp for some sick rear end writing similar to Dhalgren kinda and probably a ton of other dope poo poo

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









The Moon Monster posted:

I read one of her Foreigner books because I liked Cyteen and saw it in a bookstore with "first book of the blahblahblah trilogy" written on it. Turns out that despite being the first book of a trilogy it was still like the 20th Foreigner book, and while it did a pretty solid job of explaining itself I just wasn't very invested in anything that was happening. Tea services are pretty serious business to aliens, apparantly.

I adore cherryh but have never read a foreigner book because they seem tedious, idk. The Morgaine trilogy is an excellent way in, and she does a great series of Traveller-style gritty sci fi with space cats, the chanur books.

StoryTime
Feb 26, 2010

Now listen to me children and I'll tell you of the legend of the Ninja

Applewhite posted:

Hankering real bad for some cozy fantasy that makes me feel like the first few chapters of The Hobbit or Lord of the Rings make me feel.

Are there any books out there that are just "Oops all tavern scenes?"

The early works of Terry Pratchett don't really dive into the deep end, it's mostly jokes and pratfalls. The Colour of Magic, The Light Fantastic, Pyramids, Guards! Guards!, Moving Pictures and Witches Abroad.

edit: the best one of those is deffo Witches Abroad, that's a drat fine book.

StoryTime fucked around with this message at 07:48 on Nov 7, 2021

istewart
Apr 13, 2005

Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym

Simone Magus posted:

But now I'm remembering that there's a bit in Cryptonomicon that talks about Randy having prostatitis from drinking too much coffee and now I'm convinced that Neal Stephenson is into butt stuff

He spends the entirety of Reamde referring to toilet paper as "bumwad"

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
I’ve been reading the Erekose books and the Elric books and the Hawkmoon books and the Corum books and a bunch of other books by Michael Moorcock. I’ve finished the Erekose books, the first Corum trilogy, and I’m about 80 pages from the end of The History of the Runestaff, which I’ll probably finish tonight. What should I read next that’s not Michael Moorcock?

Nodelphi
Jan 30, 2004

We are all quite capable of believing in anything as long as it's improbable.

Ham Wrangler

Applewhite posted:

Hankering real bad for some cozy fantasy that makes me feel like the first few chapters of The Hobbit or Lord of the Rings make me feel.

Are there any books out there that are just "Oops all tavern scenes?"

Name of the Wind fits that bill pretty well. Too bad it will never be finished.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Comfy fantasy is not a field I am aware of, but I would not be surprised if it exists somewhere in the wild world of self publishing and ebooks.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

StoryTime posted:

The early works of Terry Pratchett don't really dive into the deep end, it's mostly jokes and pratfalls. The Colour of Magic, The Light Fantastic, Pyramids, Guards! Guards!, Moving Pictures and Witches Abroad.

edit: the best one of those is deffo Witches Abroad, that's a drat fine book.

I've read most of those already. You're right though he is very cozy.

Nodelphi posted:

Name of the Wind fits that bill pretty well. Too bad it will never be finished.

Yeah I read that one too.

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

I remember reading and enjoying Brent Weeks's assassin trilogy. Whoever said he overuses short sentences was exaggerating, but there is a bit of the

Real UK Grime posted:

there's some interesting stuff going on, but it feels like every female character gets to pick three from princess/prostitute/raped/murdered.
going on. Although the story treats the prostitutes pretty sympathetically and he writes then as real people, and he does at least have the excuse that his wife's job is helping sex workers escape bad situations or something like that.

One of my friends recommended Malazan after I finished that trilogy and I bounced off the first one hard. Impenetrable is the right word. I couldn't penetrate it.

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StoryTime
Feb 26, 2010

Now listen to me children and I'll tell you of the legend of the Ninja

Applewhite posted:

I've read most of those already. You're right though he is very cozy.

How about Lem? Cyberiaid, Peace on Earth and The Star Diaries are classic light sci-fi reading.

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