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I bet it was all the doing of those yucksters in FYAD. I’m going off to QCS right now over this!
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Lol it was absolutely the dea running an incompetent as gently caress operation for some dumbass idea like literally just lol if you think the dea wouldn’t be this stupid
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Jul 7, 2021 19:24
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Is Haiti even a major drug hub?
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Jul 7, 2021 19:25
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i like how all the world leaders are coming out and saying "it's unacceptable to kill a world leader."
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bad guy posted:i like how all the world leaders are coming out and saying "it's unacceptable to kill a world leader." What would you like them to say, exactly? "gently caress yeah this owns we love extra-judicial killings and think they're rad go hog wild who cares"?
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Jul 7, 2021 19:35
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Big Beef City posted:What would you like them to say, exactly? Joe Biden walks onto stage, looking stonefaced. Opens his mouth "Killing world leaders is cool. I want to die". Everyone applauds.
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Jul 7, 2021 19:37
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"Actually I expect every world leader to gather at his funeral and tell me personally that they're sorry I didn't get enough tickets at Chuck-E-Cheese at Tim's birthday party in 2nd grade because I still feel that it's unfair and it hasn't been recognized. Also that they're all bad and my ideas are cool and awesome and I'm real smart." -- bad guy
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Big Beef City posted:What would you like them to say, exactly? Technically if some one is above the law then they themselves are extrajudicial.
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Jul 7, 2021 19:40
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Yaldabaoth posted:Technically if some one is above the law then they themselves are extrajudicial. ty
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Jul 7, 2021 19:42
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Big Beef City posted:What would you like them to say, exactly? 
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Jul 7, 2021 19:45
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TBH assassins loudly proclaiming they are from/killing in the name of a different country from where they are actually from or working under seems like a pro-tier moveVakal posted:Security footage of the murder: lol
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my dad was OSHA and at some point, worked in the same building as DEA guys in Manhattan and he said they always looked worse for wear and more visibly drug-addled than the dudes they were carting in.
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Jul 7, 2021 20:09
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According to other reports the people involved appeared Asian and spoke mainly Spanish with some English. Weird combo. It was probably local peeps trying to obscure who was behind it because this dude was looking more and more dictatorial
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Jul 7, 2021 21:06
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just lol if you credulously believe any reporting around political events in Haiti
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Jul 7, 2021 21:18
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Obviously Emperor Xi sent a hit squad to Haiti to take out the president so he could buy the country and turn it into his private tropical resort.
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Jul 7, 2021 21:25
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Who would want people to think they were in the DEA when they weren't? That's the most uncool thing you could be. It could only be the actual DEA.
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Jul 7, 2021 21:27
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Assuming them shouting that is actually true, it was probably more to prevent anyone from interfering than to throw out a convincing red herring
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Jul 7, 2021 21:28
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I just came back from hanging out in a bog. Is the president gonna be ok?
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edit: ^^^^ how was the bog? Yaldabaoth posted:Obviously Emperor Xi sent a hit squad to Haiti to take out the president so he could buy the country and turn it into his private tropical resort. Well he certainly wouldn't have been able to buy it wholesale from HRC, no sir!
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Mooey Cow posted:I just came back from hanging out in a bog. Is the president gonna be ok? He will recover, but he may never dictate again.
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Jul 7, 2021 21:35
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The shooter was A REDDITOR
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Saalkin posted:If you are going to give the DEA this power please give it to the IRS for billionaires. Over a Billion dollars, jail. Less than 100 dollars, believe it or not, jail. Homeless? Jail. Too many homes? Jail.
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Jul 7, 2021 21:43
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Just saw on CNN they were offering a sacrifice to slenderman smh, when will it stop, lord?
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Play posted:According to other reports the people involved appeared Asian and spoke mainly Spanish with some English. Weird combo.
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Jul 7, 2021 21:56
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runnypoops posted:Im the new president AMA dibs on vice president
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Jul 7, 2021 22:13
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Does Haiti have a 'Chancellor of Good Times and not being killed in the streets fun time guy" and if so can I do that remotely as a WAH type thing? If so I call that.
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Jul 7, 2021 22:15
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Moise was a US stooge anyway so good riddance. Wonder where Mr Aristide is atm.
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Jul 7, 2021 22:32
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Yaldabaoth posted:Technically if some one is above the law then they themselves are extrajudicial. You know who else is above the law?  And has a history of pretending to be a DEA agent?  I'm not saying Steven Seagal killed this guy on behalf of the Russians, but Steven Seagal totally killed this guy on behalf of the Russians.
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Jul 7, 2021 22:47
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down1nit posted:Over a Billion dollars, jail. Already in jail? Double jail.
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Jul 7, 2021 22:56
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Sunswipe posted:You know who else is above the law? This movie was about Seagal taking down people who thought they were above the law just fyi so I don't think Seagal was the culprit here
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Jul 7, 2021 23:11
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GolfHole posted:nobody in their right mind (or even the CIA) would want haiti for any reason to the point where its a negative chance it was them I will support any coup if they can just bring back the Barbancourt red top.
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Jul 7, 2021 23:13
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:This movie was about Seagal taking down people who thought they were above the law just fyi so I don't think Seagal was the culprit here he got high off his own supply, first chickens from a failed raid, now presidents
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Jul 7, 2021 23:33
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Sunswipe posted:I'm not saying Steven Seagal killed this guy on behalf of the Russians, but Steven Seagal totally killed this guy on behalf of the Russians. I doubt Seagal knows how to speak spanish and despite what Under Siege would have you believe, no one could mistake him for asian.
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Jul 7, 2021 23:42
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Jul 7, 2021 23:55
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drat US cops really hosed up the address on this no knock warrant
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They got, well, someone. It's Haiti so who knows what's going on, but it doesn't seem like anyone's buying the DEA thing. https://www.npr.org/2021/07/07/1014022342/4-suspected-killers-of-president-jovenel-moise-have-been-slain-2-arrested
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Jul 8, 2021 04:15
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IMO it was the CIA trolling the DEA just for a laugh.
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Jul 8, 2021 05:19
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It was the Egg Council
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Yaldabaoth posted:I doubt Seagal knows how to speak spanish and despite what Under Siege would have you believe, no one could mistake him for asian. He's the reincarnation of a 17th century Buddhist monk, you racist.
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