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Escape From Noise

posting from their home computer running some basic versions of Windows or whatever.

I basically just use this thing to surf the net and watch videos.

I'm sorry...

BUT IDGA FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUK!!!!!!

# ? Jul 7, 2021 13:47

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# ? May 6, 2024 07:58

cruft

You're the best you the world has ever had, OP.

# ? Jul 7, 2021 13:49

Escape From Noise

Buddy, I don't even know how to use the middle mouse button

# ? Jul 7, 2021 13:50

cruft

My mouse is an actual mouse. I have to change its bedding every week but it's not a big deal.

# ? Jul 7, 2021 13:53

Escape From Noise

My computer is not motion controlled, okay? I have to yell my commands at my assistant who translates them into Morris Code.

# ? Jul 7, 2021 13:56

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

I don't even own a computer. I write every post with a burnt stick on a strip of birch bark and hand it to a friendly crow. It then magically appears on byob.

# ? Jul 7, 2021 14:17

Escape From Noise

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I don't even own a computer. I write every post with a burnt stick on a strip of birch bark and hand it to a friendly crow. It then magically appears on byob.

How do you read the thread?

# ? Jul 7, 2021 14:27

cruft

Escape From Noise posted:

How do you read the thread?

With his eyes, you fool.

# ? Jul 7, 2021 15:51

Escape From Noise

cruft posted:

With his eyes, you fool.

So he has cyborg implants? Wild!

# ? Jul 7, 2021 15:56

cruft

Escape From Noise posted:

So he has cyborg implants? Wild!

You can really learn a lot from BYOB

# ? Jul 7, 2021 16:28

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Escape From Noise posted:

How do you read the thread?

The what?

# ? Jul 7, 2021 16:48

cruft

Escape From Noise posted:

So he has cyborg implants? Wild!

But they're made out of wood.

# ? Jul 7, 2021 19:15

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Me (screaming at an abacus): OK SIRI, GOD DAMMIT!

# ? Jul 7, 2021 23:24

Heather Papps: hello friend

someone look at this fool, complaining about the hempen rope that constricts his neck, while wearing trousers composed of such. hypocrite, he, deserving of death.

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Jul 8, 2021 02:57

Ass-penny

I didn't know how to use blue tooth until after 45 was elected.

# ? Jul 9, 2021 08:12

Ass-penny

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

The what?

Actual quote from me anytime someone mentions software that was developed after 1999.

# ? Jul 9, 2021 08:14

freezingprocess

I do IT for a living.
but i get what you are saying

take it all down, soldier

# ? Jul 9, 2021 10:21

barfdog

what the hell is a fax machine

https://i.imgur.com/FLpAnfS.mp4

# ? Jul 9, 2021 10:23

Escape From Noise

barfdog posted:

what the hell is a fax machine

Still relevant in Japan.

# ? Jul 9, 2021 10:37

Pahilla the Hun: Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post

the only "video" game i play is Commander Keen

thanks nesamdoom!!

pizzaz plarpin perfect! thanks Tebulot!

# ? Jul 9, 2021 14:58

Escape From Noise

On the windsucks and posting itt

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? Jul 9, 2021 15:37

barfdog

i am running out of pyramid walls to post on and i'm afraid the current pharaoh might live for quite some time

https://i.imgur.com/FLpAnfS.mp4

# ? Jul 9, 2021 16:00

Escape From Noise

barfdog posted:

i am running out of pyramid walls to post on and i'm afraid the current pharaoh might live for quite some time

Posting rules
Pharaohs can suck it!

# ? Jul 9, 2021 16:05

cruft

barfdog posted:

what the hell is a fax machine

It really bothers me that in 2021 people are still using fax machines.

# ? Jul 9, 2021 16:18

barfdog

Escape From Noise posted:

Posting rules
Pharaohs can suck it!

you're right
i'm gonna build my own drat pyramid!

https://i.imgur.com/FLpAnfS.mp4

# ? Jul 9, 2021 16:22

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

^{Posted from my 1940 Olympia Progress Typewriter}

# ? Jul 9, 2021 17:15

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

POSTED FROM MY MODEL 15 TELETYPE MACHINE STOP

# ? Jul 9, 2021 17:32

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

carving poo poo into rock in ancient minoa, knowing that future people will know my posting for eternity

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

# ? Jul 9, 2021 17:50

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

best burn in pre-history

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

# ? Jul 9, 2021 17:52

nitsuga

cruft posted:

It really bothers me that in 2021 people are still using fax machines.

bruh.

and since i'm for realsies a luddite, i'm gonna watch my tv shows on dvd tonight--AGAIN.

nitsuga fucked around with this message at 22:55 on Jul 9, 2021

# ? Jul 9, 2021 22:48

WithoutTheFezOn: Oh no

cruft posted:

It really bothers me that in 2021 people are still using fax machines.

Sometimes an electronic signature isn�t good enough.
So we�re gonna need that other kind of electronic signature.

# ? Jul 9, 2021 23:10

Escape From Noise

cruft posted:

It really bothers me that in 2021 people are still using fax machines.

Then I'd recommend against visiting Japan. At least if you end up doing any paperwork or whatever.

# ? Jul 10, 2021 01:39

selan dyin

cruft posted:

It really bothers me that in 2021 people are still using fax machines.

i can rant about this for a long time, fax machines are the bane of my existence working in VOIP
heard of a little thing called.... email???? sweaty???

# ? Jul 10, 2021 01:40

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

BALLS DILDO posted:

i can rant about this for a long time, fax machines are the bane of my existence working in VOIP
heard of a little thing called.... email???? sweaty???

It's called EFFICIENCY, sweaty, LOOK IT UP!!!!!

*sends 13 page physical memorandum butts interoffice mail detailing your failings as the typist for an advertising firm*

# ? Jul 10, 2021 01:54

Ass-penny

Throwing my wooden shoes into the gears of my bosses production machine. Show him what happens when you try to automate my job, motherfucker. :redass:

# ? Jul 10, 2021 02:03

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Hands cashier $20 bill: "Sorry about the currency, I lost my smartphone. yeah, that's the ticket!"

# ? Jul 10, 2021 02:05

Escape From Noise

rear end-penny posted:

Throwing my wooden shoes into the gears of my bosses production machine. Show him what happens when you try to automate my job, motherfucker.

Buttchocks posted:

Hands cashier $20 bill: "Sorry about the currency, I lost my smartphone. yeah, that's the ticket!"

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? Jul 10, 2021 02:13

Escape From Noise

Just woke up and I'm open palm slamming a post into my old ideapad running windows!

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? Jul 10, 2021 02:14

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

I just dragged my nonfunctional Apple Lisa out of the closet so I can try to get it fired up this weekend so I can sell it to a different nerd.

# ? Jul 10, 2021 13:50

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# ? May 6, 2024 07:58

nut

wow I kiss my computer and minidisc player every time someone posts in this thread. I�m hugging my iPhone right now we might get married just to prove this thread wrong

# ? Jul 10, 2021 14:00

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