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Who's bag is this? I almost tripped on it.
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2023 06:40 |
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# ¿ May 22, 2024 08:22 |
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Sometimes I have to tell my wife "If you ever hear me saying ______, this is why." Examples: "I just can't remember how to search it..." "That's NOT allowed." "I said I thought it was interesting."
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# ¿ Mar 24, 2023 17:57 |
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Someone should open a restaurant that caters to this rule so your nachos get delivered in 17 ramekins of individual toppings to use. and I guess a small blowtorch.
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# ¿ Mar 24, 2023 19:04 |
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sticksy posted:I believe the comments in the skateboard sketch on YouTube mention that he did it on behalf of BrainDead which uncool me wasn’t aware of but is apparently a design and fashion brand. I think I'm gonna be Brian for Halloween.
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# ¿ Mar 24, 2023 20:24 |
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https://youtu.be/8ggLm4b0PPQ
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# ¿ Apr 6, 2023 22:27 |
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It's gotta be quality on my end otherwise no fuckin deal
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2023 05:45 |
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Ok I've finally watched every T&J cartoon and he never sniffs any panties.
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2023 06:31 |
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https://youtu.be/UyUWaI06xvM CAKES GOOD AND ALL BUT ID RATHER EAT DIANES BUTT
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2023 18:05 |
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NOBODY TRICKED ME I AM A STAR
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2023 23:08 |
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HERE COMES A BIG WAVE
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2023 00:12 |
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I just rewatched season 1 of Detroiters and the episode where they try to pull in all their outstanding invoices is so amazing. "Do you want to hear the world's saddest 9 word novel?" "For sale: shoes for two inflatable pre-teens; never used."
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2023 01:09 |
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Johnny do Palm Tree Girls
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# ¿ May 9, 2023 22:30 |
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I'd be lying if I said I'm not constantly assessing what fast food restaurant signage you can see from people's front windows.
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# ¿ May 9, 2023 23:01 |
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George H.W. oval office posted:I wish I could hear the undubbed audio for Brians hat It's actually illegal for you to wish that.
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# ¿ May 10, 2023 22:52 |
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No he did the dub. Bozo did.
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# ¿ May 11, 2023 22:23 |
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I wonder who the Jamie Taco actor is because he is not a good actor at all, but he did make me laugh when he menaced him with a mouth full of pizza.
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# ¿ May 12, 2023 03:14 |
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AH MY PAZOLE
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# ¿ May 12, 2023 04:01 |
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We liked to joke on the set about how it was a "cosmic gumbo".
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# ¿ May 17, 2023 00:04 |
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Oh I like that gun. I can't wait to shoot that fucker. KA CHING.
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# ¿ May 17, 2023 02:33 |
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"Ghomeshi's literary debut, 1982, is a creative non-fiction title, about that year of his youth. It was released on September 18, 2012. It is a memoir of Ghomeshi's life at the age of 14 (during 1982) growing up as a Persian-Canadian in Thornhill, his attempt to fit in as one of the few non-white kids in his neighbourhood, and his goal of mimicking his idol David Bowie." David Bowie: also a rapist.
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# ¿ May 18, 2023 01:21 |
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I had a meeting this morning with a lady named Julie and the entire time I was waiting for her I was like "Julie...."
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# ¿ May 18, 2023 20:46 |
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I wonder if there's any decent Battle Dino Dogs content out there.
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# ¿ May 20, 2023 05:42 |
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Man I cannot wait for what looks like a backyard wrestling skit.
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# ¿ May 24, 2023 23:43 |
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Tiny Dinky Daffy Pancaked by drunk dump truck driver.
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# ¿ May 30, 2023 02:04 |
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ONE YEAR LATER posted:I really wanted a second girlfriend This sketch hit super hard for me because I made the EXACT same observation about my friend's hair in high school and she got really offended.
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2023 16:38 |
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ALSO: this is honestly the ONLY thing I ever watch on Netflix and the interface didn't push season 3 on me at all. I went to the tv section... nothing. Looked in "recently trending"... zilch. I had to remember how to search it
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2023 16:39 |
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https://twitter.com/Cubs/status/1664333536860467200?s=20 Chicago goons you know what to do.
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2023 23:08 |
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The black guy in the front row of the audience laughtrack skit is the widow from the episode of Detroiters where Chrissy's coworker dies.
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2023 20:55 |
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I wonder if Little Caesar's lets the Detroit teams in on the pizza sphere.
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# ¿ Jun 3, 2023 07:35 |
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It's okay. You're okay. Everybody farts. I just slammed both my hands down, squoze, and I farted.
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# ¿ Jun 4, 2023 06:37 |
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I was thinking this morning about how some of my favorite sketches exist without Tim in them at all. The back off banana breath sketch is so goddamn funny and the end where the guy angrily defends his sketch is perfect. Those two actors are so drat good.
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# ¿ Jun 4, 2023 23:20 |
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Scott Aukerman directed that. It's pretty funny honestly.
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2023 03:38 |
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Lmfao she sounds so tired of his bullshit.
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2023 17:25 |
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I honestly cannot tell if the game show host in that sketch is a child or an adult.
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# ¿ Jun 6, 2023 17:51 |
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My question suspiciously remains unanswered
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# ¿ Jun 6, 2023 23:29 |
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"Face like a clock" has been rattling around my brain all morning.
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2023 20:44 |
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I've had both of those dreams at once.
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2023 18:23 |
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2023 19:11 |
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The big guy's eyes when he just starts shimmying is so good. He doesn't say a word but you know he's trying to convey "is this anything? How about this?"
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# ¿ Jun 9, 2023 17:35 |
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# ¿ May 22, 2024 08:22 |
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DR FRASIER KRANG posted:https://twitter.com/Cubs/status/1664333536860467200?s=20 I just realized how many shirt brothers are gonna be at this game. Holy gently caress.
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# ¿ Jun 13, 2023 05:54 |