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cruft

Please put some turtle art in this thread to help me avoid a sixer from a bad guy.

I'll get you started with some easy-to-follow instructions!


Start with a line.


Then, draw a couple of lumps, like a 45 degree cross section of a butt.


Now, put some boxes on the bottom. Our turtle is starting to look turtle-y!


Add a couple lines and a dot to give it a cheerful disposition.

You drew a turtle! You can add some color if you want, to make it look a little more homey:




Okay, let's see what you've got!

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cruft



You think I'm gonna let THE THREAD OF MY DREAMS end like that? Hell no I'm not! I'm going to pull out all the stops on this pipe organ of a thread and give you a YouTube video tutorial! YESSSSSSSSS!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H19U3WODMbg

Heather Papps

hello friend


wow ur right

i did ti



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

cruft

Heather Papps posted:

wow ur right

i did ti

This turtle looks brave and fierce!

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN




I hosed up but I'm drawing with my right hand on my phone with only my bad eye open

Heather Papps

hello friend


cruft posted:

This turtle looks brave and fierce!

i told him and now he's flexing and smoking



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

cruft

Mormon Nailer posted:



I hosed up but I'm drawing with my right hand on my phone with only my bad eye open

This turtle would be a top contender in a Gary Busey look-alike contest! I think you should name it "Margaret".

cruft

Heather Papps posted:

i told him and now he's flexing and smoking


RAD TURTLE

Dukes Mayo Clinic

biosterous






thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!
gallery of sigs


he/him

cruft


Wow, this turtle seems full of rage! She should take a few moments to compose herself and think about what's really important in life. Can I call her "Janet"?

cruft


Holy crap, it's like you took the turtle in my head and gave it wings! In an artistic sense. Not actual wings.

Dukes Mayo Clinic

cruft posted:

Wow, this turtle seems full of rage! She should take a few moments to compose herself and think about what's really important in life. Can I call her "Janet"?

Her given name is Winston Turchill but she said she likes Janet, you can absolutely call her that, and she apologized for coming off rageful when she was merely stoked.

bad guy

Moo Cowabunga

[Office Worker.




cruft is really good at drawing turtles!



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HEATHER PAPPS

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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

dope rear end 90s kid gutter punk goth turtle is my new power animal

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
all that's missing is some JNCOs

Ass-penny

xcheopis


My second tattoo!

more falafel please

forums poster

hello I drew this turtle in mspaint




thanks Saoshyant and nesamdoom for the sigs!






xcheopis


more falafel please posted:

hello I drew this turtle in mspaint



So lifelike!

cruft

Goosey Lee posted:

Winston Turchill



This name kicks rear end and Winston/Janet is a rad turtle.

cruft


I unironically love this.

cruft


If a turtle mated with Pac-Man Sr., their child would probably look like this.

cruft

more falafel please posted:

hello I drew this turtle in mspaint



Well it's a pretty significant deviation from the technique I outlined but I guess you at least made the effort to draw a turtle, and I'm proud of you.

bad guy

cruft posted:

I unironically love this.

hope you love it underneath your bed at 3am, because i will never put it under your bed at 3am :evilbuddy:

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


more falafel please posted:

hello I drew this turtle in mspaint



What the gently caress, why are you posting a drawing of a dog in this thread

Gramps


turtles are my favorite aminal

Queen-Of-Hearts

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




I love this thread. Good job cruft!

my contribution is an analog rough sketch, i hope that's okay.


:h: sig by Prof. Crocodile:h:
:byodame:BYOB spells: Mutually Assured Kindness:byodame:

alnilam

Queen-Of-Hearts posted:

I love this thread. Good job cruft!

my contribution is an analog rough sketch, i hope that's okay.



wow looks sharp *sticks finger in there*



ty manifisto

cruft

Queen-Of-Hearts posted:

I love this thread. Good job cruft!

my contribution is an analog rough sketch, i hope that's okay.



Can I call this turtle "Jurassic Mark"?

Queen-Of-Hearts

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




lmao please do

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
that's an orc

nut

Queen-Of-Hearts posted:

I love this thread. Good job cruft!

my contribution is an analog rough sketch, i hope that's okay.



:eyepop:

cruft

Luvcow posted:

that's an orc

Orc? I hardly knorc!

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

cruft posted:

Orc? I hardly knorc!

Manifisto



ty nesamdoom!

cruft


LOL

Blender?

I wonder if this would sell at IKEA

cruft


Now I want to see what it would look like with only one rotational axis

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Luvcow

One day nearer spring

t-smooth!

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