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in new jersey there was a black bear called pedals
he was a disabled bear that had 2 hosed up front paws so he couldnt walk on all 4s
he walked around on 2 legs like people
pedals was well loved and an icon of NJ
pedals was targeted during a bear hunt and killed
here is a video of pedals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mk-HHyGRSRw
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pedals_(bear)
ops bear is a loving nobody
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jerry: so are you ready for the big date?
elaine: do bears poo poo in the wood?
jerry: im sorry? what?
elaine: it's an expression, like you've never heard it before?
jerry: i guess theres only so much you get to hear as a professional comedian
*laugh track*
elaine: it means "of course"
jerry: ah
jerry: it's a pretty specific phrase? like do bears do their business in the forest?
george: *scoffs* where else would they do it? in a public restroom?
*laugh track*
jerry: no, like, are all bears dropping deuces in the forest, aren't there bears who dont have the facilities availiable?
elaine: like those polar bears
george: so they have to migrate to relieve themselves?
*laugh track*
elaine: it's only an expression. like "one bird in the hand is worth two in the bush", its not meant to be taken literal
jerry: yeah, the bird-to-hand ratio would be totally depended on context. what if its a hand-biting bird?
*laugh track*
george: like a parro-
*the door to jerry's apartment slams open, a bewildered and excited kramer bursts through*
*audience cheers*
jerry: don't you ever knock?
kramer: you guys will never believe this, but theres a bear running wild in new york, doing his business in public restrooms
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me as soon as i read the last line: lmao :- )
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Jul 9, 2021 19:10
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