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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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me at the Alzheimer's ward scouting talent for my cookie plantation
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Jul 11, 2021 01:57
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- Ratatat
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Thanks for this joke. I'm adding it to my joke collection.
Can I hire you for a standup gig?
What? No, I'm not being sarcastic.
No, no…
Wait.
What?
Somebody gently caress around and get got. Grab the shotty, shawty—take a shot.
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Jul 11, 2021 02:08
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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gramgram gets paid in love funbux which are redeemable for things like hugs and compliments, does this count?
Sadly, the only currency Grandpa accepts are Roundtuits
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Jul 11, 2021 03:26
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- bad guy
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did you know that they're called indentured servants because originally their contracts were written twice on a single piece of paper and then the paper was torn in half between the two, so you could always tell that the contract was authentic by putting the two halves together, and the torn edge was kinda jagged like teeth, and that's where the "dent" in "indentured" comes from it literally means "en-toothed"
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Jul 11, 2021 05:33
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- bad guy
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me at the Alzheimer's ward scouting talent for my cookie plantation
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Jul 11, 2021 05:37
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- bad guy
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its really hosed up when you think about it, to force a grandma to make cookies.
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Jul 11, 2021 05:40
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- bad guy
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there's no reason to force a grandma to make cookies when you can easily trick her into making cookies with a scam phone call or email
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Jul 11, 2021 05:41
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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maybe she deserves it
stranger things have happened
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Jul 11, 2021 05:44
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- bad guy
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maybe she deserves it
stranger things have happened
it isn't ethical to force someone to make cookies even if they are bad
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Jul 11, 2021 05:50
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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I say put her in the hole
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Jul 11, 2021 05:59
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Grandma served in the cookie trenches. She doesn't talk much about those days, but every time she cracks an egg, she tears up a little. Sometimes, when she thinks no one's listening, she hums "C is for Cookie" while sipping vanilla extract.
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Jul 11, 2021 15:51
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- nut
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i am commencing a post-in in this thread until this grandma gets paid
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Jul 11, 2021 15:57
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- nut
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Mr. Christie?
Mr. Fascisti!
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Jul 11, 2021 15:58
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- nut
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voortman, voortman
see u in court, man
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Jul 11, 2021 15:59
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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Grandma served in the cookie trenches. She doesn't talk much about those days, but every time she cracks an egg, she tears up a little. Sometimes, when she thinks no one's listening, she hums "C is for Cookie" while sipping vanilla extract.
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Jul 11, 2021 19:18
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- google THIS
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Grandma served in the cookie trenches. She doesn't talk much about those days, but every time she cracks an egg, she tears up a little. Sometimes, when she thinks no one's listening, she hums "C is for Cookie" while sipping vanilla extract.
She's got that thousand calorie stare
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Jul 12, 2021 02:19
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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She's got that thousand calorie stare
lol
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Jul 12, 2021 02:28
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- nitsuga
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no need to exploit my grandma. no butter half the sugar and a lecture about all of it.
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Jul 12, 2021 13:04
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- Slumpy
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if ur good at something never do it for free - the joker
slumpy
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Jul 12, 2021 16:49
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by sebmojo
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She's got that thousand calorie stare
ahaha
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Jul 12, 2021 19:31
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- DOPE FIEND KILLA G
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its a labor of love
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Jul 12, 2021 20:28
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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She's forced to make cookies without pay but she likes to make cookies so she's inwardly free. She is not her body even as it ages. It was not hers to begrudge. Latter day disciple of Epictetus.
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Jul 14, 2021 16:16
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- bad guy
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She's forced to make cookies without pay but she likes to make cookies so she's inwardly free.
backen macht frei
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Jul 14, 2021 20:31
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what do you call a grandma who's forced to make cookies for pay. a grandma with no grandchildren around to eat her cookies. wearing a hairnet at the bakery 9-5 m-f. paying rent with her cookie checks. wishing she could make a nice meal for someone while the neighbors order doordash. what about that grandma
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