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# ? Jul 11, 2021 01:54

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me at the Alzheimer's ward scouting talent for my cookie plantation

# ? Jul 11, 2021 01:57

Ratatat

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# ? Jul 11, 2021 02:08

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

Ratatat posted:

Thanks for this joke. I'm adding it to my joke collection.

Can I hire you for a standup gig?

What? No, I'm not being sarcastic.

No, no…

Wait.

What?

where did the spanish-speaking ninja go?

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# ? Jul 11, 2021 02:19

Manifisto

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# ? Jul 11, 2021 02:56

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someone's been playing cookie clicker

# ? Jul 11, 2021 03:17

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Manifisto posted:

gramgram gets paid in love funbux which are redeemable for things like hugs and compliments, does this count?

Sadly, the only currency Grandpa accepts are Roundtuits

# ? Jul 11, 2021 03:26

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

barnold posted:

someone's been playing cookie clicker

zac click so what

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# ? Jul 11, 2021 04:06

bad guy

did you know that they're called indentured servants because originally their contracts were written twice on a single piece of paper and then the paper was torn in half between the two, so you could always tell that the contract was authentic by putting the two halves together, and the torn edge was kinda jagged like teeth, and that's where the "dent" in "indentured" comes from it literally means "en-toothed"

# ? Jul 11, 2021 05:33

bad guy

Luvcow posted:

me at the Alzheimer's ward scouting talent for my cookie plantation

# ? Jul 11, 2021 05:37

bad guy

its really hosed up when you think about it, to force a grandma to make cookies.

# ? Jul 11, 2021 05:40

bad guy

there's no reason to force a grandma to make cookies when you can easily trick her into making cookies with a scam phone call or email

# ? Jul 11, 2021 05:41

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

maybe she deserves it :shrug:

stranger things have happened

# ? Jul 11, 2021 05:44

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

is it still "forced without pay" if she enjoys making the cookies for her family and just feels guilty if she doesn't make them?

# ? Jul 11, 2021 05:47

bad guy

Areola Grande posted:

maybe she deserves it

stranger things have happened

it isn't ethical to force someone to make cookies even if they are bad

# ? Jul 11, 2021 05:50

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

I say put her in the hole

# ? Jul 11, 2021 05:59

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

who's the bad guy now :evilbuddy:

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# ? Jul 11, 2021 06:05

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Grandma served in the cookie trenches. She doesn't talk much about those days, but every time she cracks an egg, she tears up a little. Sometimes, when she thinks no one's listening, she hums "C is for Cookie" while sipping vanilla extract.

# ? Jul 11, 2021 15:51

nut

i am commencing a post-in in this thread until this grandma gets paid

# ? Jul 11, 2021 15:57

nut

Mr. Christie?
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# ? Jul 11, 2021 15:58

nut

voortman, voortman
see u in court, man

# ? Jul 11, 2021 15:59

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bad guy posted:

there's no reason to force a grandma to make cookies when you can easily trick her into making cookies with a scam phone call or email

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# ? Jul 11, 2021 16:02

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your friend sk posted:

an endentured servant

cookie clicker made this joke already. i�m sorry but i don�t yhink yuor the one we�re looking for here. i�m gonna have to vote no

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# ? Jul 11, 2021 16:06

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my gramgrams was an angry, bitter communist to the day she died, and would never let herself be exploited for cookies

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# ? Jul 11, 2021 17:56

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the cookies she made were fantastic tho. may the ghost of communism bless her marxist bones

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# ? Jul 11, 2021 17:57

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Buttchocks posted:

Grandma served in the cookie trenches. She doesn't talk much about those days, but every time she cracks an egg, she tears up a little. Sometimes, when she thinks no one's listening, she hums "C is for Cookie" while sipping vanilla extract.

# ? Jul 11, 2021 19:18

google THIS

Buttchocks posted:

Grandma served in the cookie trenches. She doesn't talk much about those days, but every time she cracks an egg, she tears up a little. Sometimes, when she thinks no one's listening, she hums "C is for Cookie" while sipping vanilla extract.

She's got that thousand calorie stare

# ? Jul 12, 2021 02:19

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

google THIS posted:

She's got that thousand calorie stare

lol

# ? Jul 12, 2021 02:28

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

google THIS posted:

She's got that thousand calorie stare

# ? Jul 12, 2021 04:51

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google THIS posted:

She's got that thousand calorie stare

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# ? Jul 12, 2021 07:24

nitsuga

no need to exploit my grandma. no butter half the sugar and a lecture about all of it.

# ? Jul 12, 2021 13:04

Slumpy

if ur good at something never do it for free - the joker

slumpy

# ? Jul 12, 2021 16:49

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google THIS posted:

She's got that thousand calorie stare

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# ? Jul 12, 2021 19:31

Manifisto

an ideal employee of Amazon's cookie making operation

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# ? Jul 12, 2021 20:24

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

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# ? Jul 12, 2021 20:28

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She's forced to make cookies without pay but she likes to make cookies so she's inwardly free. She is not her body even as it ages. It was not hers to begrudge. Latter day disciple of Epictetus.

# ? Jul 14, 2021 16:16

bad guy

Prurient Squid posted:

She's forced to make cookies without pay but she likes to make cookies so she's inwardly free.

backen macht frei

# ? Jul 14, 2021 20:31

pnac attack: by Fluffdaddy

what do you call a grandma who's forced to make cookies for pay. a grandma with no grandchildren around to eat her cookies. wearing a hairnet at the bakery 9-5 m-f. paying rent with her cookie checks. wishing she could make a nice meal for someone while the neighbors order doordash. what about that grandma

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# ? Jul 14, 2021 21:59

biosterous

pnac attack posted:

what do you call a grandma who's forced to make cookies for pay. a grandma with no grandchildren around to eat her cookies. wearing a hairnet at the bakery 9-5 m-f. paying rent with her cookie checks. wishing she could make a nice meal for someone while the neighbors order doordash. what about that grandma

i call her janice, we ride the same bus on the way to our jobs and she tells me stories about her life

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# ? Jul 14, 2021 22:45

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# ? May 6, 2024 04:19

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

pnac attack posted:

what do you call a grandma who's forced to make cookies for pay. a grandma with no grandchildren around to eat her cookies. wearing a hairnet at the bakery 9-5 m-f. paying rent with her cookie checks. wishing she could make a nice meal for someone while the neighbors order doordash. what about that grandma

lower middle lass

# ? Jul 15, 2021 05:25

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