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https://twitter.com/nadabakos/status/1414679645098692618 [drawing bead on 50-yr-old man in chinese bootleg market] adios motherfucker
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jack ryan and ding chavez HALO jumping onto a disney cruise to quell unrest after passengers discover there's no booze due to a logistics error
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The Walt Disney Company's Global Intelligence and Threat Analysis department employees secretly dosing park goers with LSD to see if it makes the rides more fun
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https://www.internships.com/posting/sam_379802a5eda05fa2 you too can work for the prestigious threat analysis department. must have SUPERIOR analytic skills.
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Jenny Agutter posted:yeah 90% of the mascots are washed out wannabe actors but the other, the other 10% [lowering voice, motioning you closer] ex mossad man, no making GBS threads. half the goofys in there are packing heat they took out Farfour for his copyright infringement and dedication to militant struggle against imperialists https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSL0sMKGlY8
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Jenny Agutter posted:The Walt Disney Company's Global Intelligence and Threat Analysis department employees secretly dosing park goers with LSD to see if it makes the rides more fun poo poo, i could've answered that one for them
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Walt Disney Intel drone striking daycares with bootleg Disney characters painted on the walls
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Jenny Agutter posted:yeah 90% of the mascots are washed out wannabe actors but the other, the other 10% [lowering voice, motioning you closer] ex mossad man, no making GBS threads. half the goofys in there are packing heat The Stormtroopers are all loaded with live ammo.
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There was a period of my life where I realized that my favourite genre of film was watching people's cellphone recordings of building light sabers. The better videos started their recordings in the line and had the storm troopers interrogating them. Very authentic copping. mazzi Chart Czar has issued a correction as of 05:54 on Jul 14, 2021 |
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Who do you think gave Yzma the money to build that laboratory?
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A decade later Colin Powell holds up a bottle of extract of llama at the UN to justify deposing her
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look, I know they talk about tunnels underneath Denver International, but have you seen those tunnels underneath Disney World?
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extraordinary renditioning suspects to knotts berry farm. keeps their hands clean
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pausing to pay my respects at the space mountain star wall
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Jenny Agutter posted:extraordinary renditioning suspects to knotts berry farm. keeps their hands clean
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Jenny Agutter posted:[drawing bead on 50-yr-old man in chinese bootleg market] adios motherfucker
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exmarx posted:pausing to pay my respects at the space mountain star wall
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Watch Emma Watson Beatbox for Lin-Manuel Miranda's Rap on The Walt Disney Company's Global Intelligence and Threat Analysis Challenge Coin
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Donald Duck is chomping on his cigar. They've gone too far, he thinks, the fucks, the madmen. He warned them. They didn't listen. Goofy is tied to a chair somewhere - turns out he was with Shin Bet - and Mouse was dead. Shot in the back of the head, the whole operation was bullshit amateur hour grand spectacle. The loving CIA, can you believe this poo poo, loving hacks, I told them, dumbass shitbrains, muttering to himself. They got played. The original idea was good - to use these beloved all-American icons for worldwide intelligence gathering - but then they got greedy. Ambitious motherfuckers elsewhere didn't like it, would make them look bad. Others were just too enthusiastic with having Mouse to "help operations", and Duck warned against them the most. Mouse thought it would be good for the brand, as always. "Disney saves kids!" The plan was a shitjob. Disney park in Moscow, "the perfect cover according to our expert consultants and analysts". Tourism money, money laundering apparatus and espionage front in one neat package. Only the goddamned CIA would come up with this sort of idiocy thinking it was a brilliant idea. gently caress you, Mouse. You dumbass rodent. You're dead now. He was the one in charge now. Situation had to be fixed. He knew they would be reasonable. "Daisy", cigar burning strongly, "let's talk with the FSB." She looked concerned. "Are you sure, sir?" He looked to the wall behind his desk, studying the pictures of the many government notables who enjoyed vacations in Disneyworld. Plenty of both sides of congress. "Yeah. I got some new emails they might be interested in."
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exmarx posted:pausing to pay my respects at the space mountain star wall lmfao
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Cutting breaks on rollercoasters to perform precise targeted assassinations 
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The 999 happy haunts in the haunted mansion actually refers to how many corpses of copyright infringers they cremated to be the dust in the attraction
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Jenny Agutter posted:[drawing bead on 50-yr-old man in chinese bootleg market selling bootleg Mickey masks] adios motherfucker
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Colonel Cancer posted:Cutting breaks on rollercoasters to perform precise targeted assassinations everyone else on the train? acceptable collateral damage.
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I am a cisgendered silent generational with generalized anxiety disorder. -Minnie Mouse in The Walt Disney Company's Global Intelligence and Threat Analysis department recruitment video
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Pages of heavily redacted research about Universal’s psychotronics experiments with nothing to show for it
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Guys lets admit the truth: Donald Duck did 9/11
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