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They're handsome, witty, and just fun really. Built like an Adonis and smells like Glade pine-scented plug-ins. I like their taste in music, books, and television. I am incredibly jealous of their ability to ride a bike with no hands. I can't imagine how they became so amazing. Perhaps some convergence of factors too complex for a mere person to understand. If I was asked to elect a Space President of Space Earth my vote would be for Matlack Radio. To know them is to love them. And to love them is to.....uh love them I guess.
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im going to kiss tyem on the lips
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Jul 14, 2021 17:45
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From superlurker to superstar Let them be an inspiration to all 
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Jul 14, 2021 17:50
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Whenever Matlock Radio comes to a potluck they bring cream cheese bars that everyone loves and asks the recipe for
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Jul 14, 2021 18:00
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When Big Beef City flies off the handle he looks at a photo of Matlock Radio and it drastically drops his blood pressure so he can eat more cheez product
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Jul 14, 2021 18:12
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I would like to play fetch with his dog.
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Jul 14, 2021 18:14
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When Matlack Radio gives you Christmas presents it's always something you mentioned off-hand 6 months ago but would never think to buy for yourself
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Jul 14, 2021 18:15
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Counter point: You are all wrong and my lawyer will be drafting a strongly worded letter to that effect. Namaste.
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Jul 14, 2021 18:20
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By popular demand posted:Counter point: You are all wrong and my lawyer will be drafting a strongly worded letter to that effect. 
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Jul 14, 2021 18:22
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By popular demand posted:Counter point: You are all wrong and my lawyer will be drafting a strongly worded letter to that effect. Your lawyer is going to get disbarred. SLICK GOKU BABY fucked around with this message at 20:04 on Jul 14, 2021 |
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Jul 14, 2021 18:23
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upvote this post to enter the giveaway for one free matlock radio poster
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Jul 14, 2021 18:24
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Matlock Radio was everyone's 'first'.
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Jul 14, 2021 18:29
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Big Beef City posted:Matlock Radio was everyone's 'first'. More like FATCOCK Radio 
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Jul 14, 2021 18:36
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Shout out to SLICK GOKU BABY, Sid Vicious, Elephant Ambush, and verbal enema. I would like to use this strange platform to suggest that if you're going to make a GBS photoshop or mspaint thread that you make it an "art" or "mixed media" thread. If errant goons can use the batteries and cat hair around them, they're more likely to attempt something. Long live the forums.
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Jul 14, 2021 18:40
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 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6SBO-8RlyY (1999) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhO5vAud1b0 (1999) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBqrcwcZ-88 (1993) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7e6Rz8B6qc (1996)
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Jul 14, 2021 18:40
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If you like him so much why don't you kiss and smooch and record it so we can watch
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Jul 14, 2021 18:48
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That butt wiggle make my pee pee hard
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Jul 14, 2021 18:57
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Poster Matlack Radio is so cool. He's like the Micheal Jordan of coolness. Like the Burt Lancaster of neatness. The Milton Berle of general slickness.
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Jul 14, 2021 19:12
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Matlock Radio makes a tremendous cheddar cheese dip
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By popular demand posted:Counter point: You are all wrong and my lawyer will be drafting a strongly worded letter to that effect. what the...
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Jul 14, 2021 19:16
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i went to college with matlack! he wore the same thing everyday! true story
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Jul 14, 2021 19:17
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Mugwald Cardio brought me home from the bar and was a perfect gentleman
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Jul 14, 2021 19:31
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kntfkr posted:i went to college with matlack! he wore the same thing everyday! true story Nothing!
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Jul 14, 2021 20:05
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Matlack Radio never dies when playing first person shooters and every kill he gets is a 720 no scope
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Jul 14, 2021 20:18
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Slapjack Ratio is known as “a man for all seasons”.
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Jul 14, 2021 20:33
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Nothing! I was in a brown out for those ten years of college but I'm told it was more of a geek squad / bible salesmen kinda look
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Jul 14, 2021 21:17
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I heard matlack radio’s genitals are just the bee’s knees
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Jul 14, 2021 22:16
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Matlock Radio uses oyster sauce as the secret ingredient in their meatloaf but it's ok to share this hot tip since they're as generous in the kitchen as they are in bed
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Jul 14, 2021 22:26
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When I pray I hear matlock radio respond!!!
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Jul 14, 2021 22:37
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The woman in the video doesn't even know matlock radio. When he dances the smell of his musk is so strong it's like it's own gravitational pull.
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Jul 14, 2021 23:36
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I sucked the poo poo
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Jul 14, 2021 23:58
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Matlack Radio, what can I say about him? I’ll never forget the day he saved our platoon back in ‘Nam. The ambush came outta nowhere. Buddy Turner took one right in the gut before anyone even knew it, they were all over us. Matlack single handed prevented tragedy that day, I’ll never forget him. and that is how he ordered for everyone and picked up the tab (free cocktails too!) at that Pho restaurant,
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flintlock radstone volunteers every summer at the baby pigeon hospital and every winter the surviving pigeons get together and buy the largest bell of birdseed they can find as a thank-you gift but flintlock always says "it's too bad I can't eat this giant birdseed bell myself, but I sure know some good friends who can" and the resulting party lasts for 3 days
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Jul 15, 2021 01:18
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Matlack Radio is a cool and good poster that has a name that sounds like Matlock Radio, and Matlock had a bangin’ theme song that should be played on any radio 24/7.
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Jul 15, 2021 01:27
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Riding a bike with a Mac Air Pro, or something similar the man was a genius swerving in and out of traffic, I saw him do a back flip over a prius once and i swear the laptop just started to hover over his head this man has psychokinetic abilities I used to live at a homeless shelter and he changed our water into hard seltzer
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Jul 15, 2021 01:28
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The legend writ, The stain effected, The key in Silence undetected, Fifty-five in iron pen, Mr. Matlack can't offend.
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Jul 15, 2021 01:49
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Padlock Rations taught Akira Kurosawa everything he knew about film making on condition of anonymity
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Jul 15, 2021 02:21
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Fake news. Voter fraud.
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Jul 15, 2021 02:45
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Slickback Hairdo directed “Home”, the Emmy-winning episode of the The X-Files that many consider to be one of the finest hours of television of the 1990’s.
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Poster Matlack Radio was kind enough to give me a reach around
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