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updates delayed until at least tomorrow because my brain is all hurty! thanks, the weather!
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Jul 19, 2021 02:28
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biosterous posted:updates delayed until at least tomorrow because my brain is all hurty! thanks, the weather! going to deputize myself during your absence to make sure productivity doesn't falter making sure that nut sees me with my home made 'temporary manager" badge proudly displayed next to my clip on tie
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Jul 19, 2021 02:38
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Luvcow posted:going to deputize myself during your absence to make sure productivity doesn't falter i'm hiding a big "marijuana" joint along the inside cover of a big novelty textbook that says "accounting math" on the outside and dipping my head in to smoke (the marijuana joint) in full display of u when the smoke goes up i say ha ha whoah all this job math sure got the circuits burning. burning with love of a job well done i will die for this job u want that? do u want that? excuse me, is that what you want? want me to just lay down here? u could lay with me? we could forget the world
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Jul 19, 2021 02:42
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nut posted:i'm hiding a big "marijuana" joint along the inside cover of a big novelty textbook that says "accounting math" on the outside and dipping my head in to smoke (the marijuana joint) in full display of u when the smoke goes up i say ha ha whoah all this job math sure got the circuits burning. burning with love of a job well done i will die for this job u want that? do u want that? excuse me, is that what you want? want me to just lay down here? u could lay with me? we could forget the world regretting that one day we talked at the vending machine and i talked about going to that snow patrol concert while fighting the urge to complete the lyrics as my hand instinctively raises to do my interpretive dance routine for the song which now that i think about it... it was probably you who found it on my thumb drive and made a gif you posted online that went viral... race walking to the bathroom with my fists clenched
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Jul 19, 2021 03:15
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biosterous posted:updates delayed until at least tomorrow because my brain is all hurty! thanks, the weather! All standard protocols delayed; initiating empathy simulation protocol- "Help A Fellow Citizen in Need" and dispense a rolled, illicitly procured marijuana cigarette at the risk of apprehension and correction https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jul 19, 2021 03:35
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nut posted:I destroy the men’s room so bad right off the top of the morning that I sneak out the side exit, wait for half an hour then come in to pretend like I just arrived, legitimizing my innocence  goodness, this is a doozy of a penalty! almost as big a doozy as someone left in the men's room! - submitted incorrect documentation - insufficient evidence of felines - failure to submit paperwork in triplicate penalty cards:     (3 of hearts is no longer in your hand Luvcow posted:
- submitted incorrect documentation penalty card  you notice the regional manager calming the boss down before your weekly standup meeting. regional manager looks pretty stressed out afterwards, though (6 of diamonds is no longer in your hand) your friend sk posted:I think out of the box and play the full spade family: jack of spades, queen of spades, and finally the king of spades - submitted incorrect documentation - submitted excessive documentation x2 penalty cards:     (J of spades, Q of spades, and K of spades are no longer in your hand) office scuttlebutt says that the boss is out to get you - submitted incorrect documentation penalty cards:   (A of diamonds is no longer in your hand)
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Jul 20, 2021 02:55
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in play: the CFO meets with management for the quarterly finance meeting, and nobody looks happy... (round 3 still active, waiting on Bad Guy's play or when i next update)
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Jul 20, 2021 02:57
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Jul 20, 2021 03:26
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i sit quietly at my desk and resent not being able to invite my family to the work barbeque on Friday
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Jul 20, 2021 03:51
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 the cats are a nice addition but not necessary at this time.
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Jul 20, 2021 16:39
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round 4 begins player's hands bad guy         pot smoke phoenix      your friend sk      nut        luvcow        in play: the quarterly budget is coming up and everyone is on edge --- side note: one of the special rules still hasn't come up, which i find mildly amusing
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Jul 20, 2021 16:54
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plus I'm filling out a form c-130-54 with HR demanding nut return my pound puppy stuffy that disappeared from my desk yesterday
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Jul 20, 2021 16:59
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Ahem "There once was Apu from the Simpsons..." |
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Jul 20, 2021 17:13
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ten of clubs posting cards is hard following rules? even worse oh well, I'll 
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Jul 20, 2021 17:16
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I'm trying to make farting sounds with my armpit and hand whenever luvcow walks by in time with his steps but the greasiness of my liberal application of axe bodyspray instead makes each of his steps sounds like an asthmatic whoosh accompanied by a breeze of tahiti treati (for u and me-ti). i get bored after he passes twice. i am disgusted by the heavy waxy sheen on my hand.
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Jul 20, 2021 17:54
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Luvcow posted:
paperwork attempt - rolling 2d6 plus hidden modifiers: 9  your paperwork is received and is being processed bad guy posted:
your friend sk posted:ten of clubs your haiku is appreciated but not necessary at this time. nut posted:
HR challenge - rolling 2d6 + hidden modifiers: 9 the HR rep asks you to maybe cool it a bit with luvcow but doesn't really seem concerned about the situation, mostly just wants the problem off their desk really in play: round 4 continues
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Jul 20, 2021 18:25
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hey boss, is it alright if I play another card this round? I'm hoping to duck out early on Friday to go to my timeshare so I want to get everything finished up early |
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Jul 20, 2021 18:53
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your friend sk posted:hey boss, is it alright if I play another card this round? I'm hoping to duck out early on Friday to go to my timeshare so I want to get everything finished up early flipping a coin: tails the boss is in a bad mood rolling 2d6 + hidden modifiers: 5 the boss stares at you for an uncomfortably long time before finally saying "no"
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Jul 20, 2021 19:12
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adhd + griftlands is really good = big delay lol oops round 4 ends round 5 begins player's hands bad guy pot smoke phoenix your friend sk nut luvcow  QUARTERLY BUDGET REVIEWgoodness you are all over budget! too many cards! in addition to your usual playing a card, this round you may also: 1. choose one card in one other player's hand and discard it. you can totally do this before they get to play and possibly put them in a bad position card-wise  and 2a. discard one card of your cards without playing it. guaranteed success, no consequences, or 2b. attempt office politicking to put your discarded card into someone else's hand instead. not guaranteed, can backfire! in play: also, if you won't be able to play for a while or something you can enter Vacation Mode - your current card total will be saved, but your cards will be shuffled back into the deck, and you'll draw new cards when you're back (just say you're back in and you'll be dealt in at the start of the next round). also feel free to sub someone else in to play for you or something! okay now i'm going to play more griftlands
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Jul 26, 2021 13:02
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i play my 2 of hearts i also place my 6,9,Q and A of hearts in nut's lunchbag
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Jul 26, 2021 13:39
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two of spades, and I file an expense report to get rid of my three of spades |
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Jul 26, 2021 14:14
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While luvcow is outside of his cubicle, I sneak in and replace his five of clubs with my no-longer-tournament-legal Pot of Greed, discarding his card at the shredder. Feeling particularly successful, I skip my packed lunch and go to drink alone at Chili's over a blooming onion. Between denying the waiter who repeatedly visits to try and upsell me on chicken crispers, the ice cold water beer, and the heavy scent of the BO, i can't help but be bothered by my six of spades, it reminds me too much of my stepdad darren, who would leave the six of spades as his calling card on his pillow when he spent long nights out with the boys at Dave and Busters with no intention of returning home until the early morn. It will not do. I leave most of my second BO untouched, rushing out the door and back to work before the end of my lunch break. I scan silently for targets. Aha, bad guy. I sidle up to the door of their cubicle and drop the Chili's customer survey that came with my bill in front of its entrance. Little do they know, my six of spades is taped to the back. Surely, such an opportunity for bureaucratic oversight will not be passed up...
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Jul 26, 2021 14:26
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nut posted:
lol
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Jul 26, 2021 15:45
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and I ditch my 3 of Diamonds. I am making this face as I do it: 
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Jul 26, 2021 15:50
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Luvcow posted:i play my 2 of hearts  - insufficient evidence of felines - failure to start or continue a poem penalty cards:  (2H is no longer in your hand) attempting sneaky delegation: - rolling 2d6 plus hidden modifiers: 7 you successfully manage to plant the 6 of Hearts in nut's lunchbag during a quiet moment in the break room. unfortunately, before you can get any other cards crammed in there, office snitch and total bore Darrel walks in and starts talking to you about his fishing trip. you put the other three cards back in your pocket and do your best to endure (this was a total success, but you can only pass off one card per budget meeting, sorry!) your friend sk posted:two of spades, and I file an expense report to get rid of my three of spades - failure to start or continue a poem penalty card:  (2S is no longer in your hand) your expense report is received and filed. three minutes before the end of the work day, the bursar finally comes by your cubicle, hands you a cheque for less than you expected, and takes your 3 of Spades nut posted:
-poor teamwork, did not compliment the previous player (finally, this finally came up!) penalty card: you notice that Darrel has luvcow trapped in the break room with a boring fishing story, and use this opportunity to shred the 5 of clubs. and hey, that's not even an official Konami-published Pot of Greed, that's a knockoff! that's like, doubly not tournament-legal attempting sneaky delegation: - rolling 2d6 plus hidden modifiers: 9 the presence of Darrel in the break room makes a trip to chili's seem like an even better idea than it did earlier! you notice former LP mod Geop in a corner booth, sampling a bit of every dish except the blooming onion. weird. anyway your subterfuge works! the tape you used got a bit greasy due to your BO consumption, so the 6 of Spades falls off the survey pretty quickly, but in conveniently lands right in bad guy's in-box. they'll never suspect it was you! bad guy posted:
haha, it's that face! the face from the guy from the show, the show that's like your life! it's too relatable! it's too relatable. god your office is so dysfunctional and you don't know how you've held out this long. you stare wistfully at the "hang in there!" kitten poster and toss your 3 of Diamonds onto the nearest printer. someone else's problem now! (pot smoke phoenix appears to be in Vacation Mode, unless he comes and says otherwise!) round 5 ends
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Jul 30, 2021 13:19
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round 6 begins players cards: bad guy: your friend sk: nut: luvcow: you also have a knockoff pot of greed, which you do not have to play in order to win. i don't know what it does in this game! i don't know if you can even play it! pot smoke phoenix: presumed to be on vacation with 7 cards (PSP if you come back this round, you've got the 4H, 8H, 3C, 7C, AC, 9D, AS! if you come back later, you'll get 7 cards random cards from the deck) in play:
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Jul 30, 2021 13:32
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it was the most cards right right right
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Jul 30, 2021 13:42
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nut posted:it was the most cards right right right biosterous posted:- It plays kinda like Crazy 8s 
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Jul 30, 2021 14:05
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the boss is away all week! until next monday, you may (by mutual assent) freely trade any number of cards with any number of players feel free to make up trade conditions like "i take two of your cards but you take my next three penalty cards" or something! the boss is away! it's a good time to openly drink a beer at your cubicle and wear your shirt untucked and loosen your tie you can also play a card as usual
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Aug 2, 2021 16:30
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