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Sort of but not in a counterculture kind of way
Now even jocks and cheerleaders can and indeed must leave a slick trail of brine everywhere they go like some kind of salt-tolerant slug or risk their fragile social status
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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*gruff, stocky security guard guides my son into the small security office at the back of the store by his shoulder, instructing him to sit down*
I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but we caught your son shoplifting a movie. We're seeing this more and more with kids his age. Just desperate to participate in this... culture... any way they can.
*guard slides a shrinkwrapped copy of Marley and Me onto his desk*
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