- FutonForensic
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slapping the sunglasses off of dorks trying to hide their crying eyes
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May 17, 2024 01:53
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- FutonForensic
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*gruff, stocky security guard guides my son into the small security office at the back of the store by his shoulder, instructing him to sit down*
I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but we caught your son shoplifting a movie. We're seeing this more and more with kids his age. Just desperate to participate in this... culture... any way they can.
*guard slides a shrinkwrapped copy of Marley and Me onto his desk*
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Jul 17, 2021 06:09
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