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60 Minutes Presents: The shocking secret behind your teen's kleenex stash "I thought it was for... well, you know," a mosaic-censored mom tells the interviewer, "but the truth was so much worse. He had a stack of DVDs that were just Sarah McLachlan animal commercials he'd burned." |
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a shirtless heavily tattooed man becomes an internet meme sensation, MR COOL EYES tattooed on his chest, with a crying skull |
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Jul 16, 2021 22:06
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*gruff, stocky security guard guides my son into the small security office at the back of the store by his shoulder, instructing him to sit down* I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but we caught your son shoplifting a movie. We're seeing this more and more with kids his age. Just desperate to participate in this... culture... any way they can. *guard slides a shrinkwrapped copy of Marley and Me onto his desk* |
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Jul 17, 2021 00:44
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*my hip and cool son comes down stairs wearing a The Cure tour shirt, his C R Y L I F E finger tattoos visible as he runs his hand down the stair rail* "Morning son! Boo hoo hoo, am I right? Sure am sad today!" I exclaim, while I flip the french toast I'm making for us. He rolls his eyes |
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Jul 20, 2021 18:53
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*I walk in the living room* Dad: Oh, hello son! Check this out! *dad pushes play on record player, the melancholy sounds of Bauhaus drift through our home* Dad: Pretty great, right? I think I feel a cry coming on! Want to join me? Me: oh my god dad |
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Jul 20, 2021 20:00
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*later at the mall, meeting up with my friends in the Cards for Death of Family section in the Hallmark store* Sorry I'm late guys. My dad was being so crynge. So cryhard, you know? |
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Jul 20, 2021 20:01
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Joe Camel depicted smoking at a neon lit funeral, leaning against a gravestone that says THE COMPETITION a single tobacco-tinted tear escapes his sunglasses |
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Jul 21, 2021 18:00
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Buttchocks posted:Finding a bunch of wadded up tissues next to my son's bed: a worn and dog-eared copy of Playboohoo sticks out from the corner of his mattress |
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Jul 24, 2021 01:45
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Thread premise, except in the 30s instead of now: Instead of soda jerks, we have tear jerks, who for a nickel will tell you a tale of how they had to put their beloved family dog down due to rabies "We got all kindsa cryin' heeeeah!" is the call that rings out over the Boardwalk on a cool Saturday afternoon, "we got dead pets, we got poverty, we got a guy who has a blind daughter who loves drawing pictures, and the pictures look nothing like what they should, but he tells her they're beautiful anyway! Come on in ladies and gentlemen, young and old, one cry for a nickel, three for a dime!" |
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Jul 25, 2021 00:31
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Buttchocks posted:National Lament's SAD Magazine |
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Jul 25, 2021 03:45
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Escape From Noise posted:Yeah, she's a huge crying influencer, but she got tear duct enlargement surgery, so it's all fake. what the gently caress *throws away autographed kleenex box* never have heroes, folks |
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Jul 25, 2021 04:46
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