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Desperado Bones posted:This is me. This is the goon with the weird pink avatar that posts about bad pizzas. You look strangely concerned about my well being as you stare through the internet. I'm fine, no I'm fine really.
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# ¿ Jul 19, 2021 12:09 |
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# ¿ May 22, 2024 15:40 |
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You look like a close relative of Bill Hicks, which in my eyes is good.
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# ¿ Jul 19, 2021 20:49 |
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Nonono! Those are not skinny pants for skinny people! These are my pants give them back! They don't even fit.
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# ¿ Jul 20, 2021 18:57 |
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Also for rocking the freckled look. No one should rock the freckled look.
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2021 17:28 |
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DICKLORD BONE posted:Hi guys How the hell did you become most of my friends in highschool?
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2021 18:07 |
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You should treat yourself to cheap beer and fries secure in the knowledge that plenty of places in the world can't do either right.
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2021 18:20 |
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When the gently caress did everyone get so skinny?! Are we not goons?
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2021 20:04 |
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Okay so you're the strange no shirt no shoes guy then whose the blurry smoker in front? Marilyn Manson?
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# ¿ Jul 22, 2021 07:15 |
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I don't approve of your fashion sense. striped and sleeveless is for Russian sailors.
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# ¿ Jul 22, 2021 08:28 |
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I want you to become a russin sailor
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# ¿ Jul 22, 2021 08:43 |
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Did I err? that's supposed to be a penis and sickle, but I kind of messed it up.
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# ¿ Jul 22, 2021 08:58 |
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DICKLORD BONE posted:I dunno? Very carefully I guess Gotta warn you, that career your considering as a freelance writer on the internet is probably not going to pen out. Again.
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# ¿ Jul 22, 2021 10:56 |
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I have just one thing to say to that just one single thing:
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# ¿ Jul 22, 2021 17:53 |
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I can confirm that you appear to be an actual live person. I'll validate whichever certificate to that effect you wish.
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# ¿ Jul 22, 2021 18:16 |
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Lol if you don't have Horatio surreptitiously injecting the IV bage with pure heroine for extra kick.
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# ¿ Jul 22, 2021 19:45 |
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Woebin posted:I'm watching my ex's cat for a couple of weeks. He seems to know it
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# ¿ Jul 24, 2021 09:57 |
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You're not bad looking but the combination of the clothes and expression are a real "how not to". Unless you happen to be the frontman of a black metal/pop punk fusion band.
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# ¿ Jul 24, 2021 14:39 |
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I really need a haircut
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# ¿ Jul 28, 2021 16:20 |
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Seanbaby?
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# ¿ Jul 30, 2021 06:28 |
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You look like the gay version of a cousin of mine. And that is good, I always felt he should consider gaying it up.
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# ¿ Jul 30, 2021 15:42 |
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Epic Doctor Fetus posted:Stay classy, goons. Aging-in-style.jpg
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# ¿ Jul 31, 2021 19:41 |
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Your cat appears to shrug as if to say "I don't get him either"
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# ¿ Aug 3, 2021 05:29 |
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Nope, too attractive for 2021. go roll in mud while shouting obscenities against.... the Malay people. shameful.
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# ¿ Aug 3, 2021 21:14 |
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Oh poo poo im taking back all the bad things i saw, i didn't know I'm in the presence of Cyber- royalty.
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2021 17:18 |
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Woebin posted:Johnny Mnemonic remake looking good My poor grandma is rolling in her grave loudly asking you to please eat something before you starve!
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2021 19:05 |
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Darth Brooks posted:I was dressed up for Zoom and thought of this thread. Apologies for the small pic. I'll have the report on your desk by noon Mr Johnson, I promise!
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2021 08:31 |
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Congrats! Now please don't die of antibiotics resistant infections, those scare the dickens out of me.
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2021 19:56 |
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That lighting with those expressions make it look like a really weird ventriloquist show.
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2021 04:22 |
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Derpies posted:
So that's weird ventriloquist show #2 Anyone want to go for the third spot?
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2021 04:39 |
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# ¿ Aug 10, 2021 18:45 |
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As if I'm clever and patient enough to plan that.
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# ¿ Aug 10, 2021 19:59 |
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larchesdanrew posted:You can do almost whatever you want with your body and it’s not illegal and 9/10 times no one else is going to notice or care so you can actually just shave whatever you want Don't you look smugly at me, not everyone has the fashion sense and time to look good. Besides, the AC isn't doing it. Too hot in here.
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# ¿ Aug 12, 2021 14:37 |
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Why is your refrigerator right next to the door? that's just asking for slapstick accidents.
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# ¿ Aug 15, 2021 15:03 |
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larchesdanrew posted:
goddamn it, your making the rest of us look bad!
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# ¿ Aug 18, 2021 05:56 |
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Are you Jordan Peele's long lost lighter cousin? I would not put it past Jordan Peele, he knows how to surprise the audience.
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# ¿ Aug 18, 2021 15:01 |
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For a second there I thought you were a mad scientist working at the Cracked Egg institute. Please don't disabuse me of this notion.
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# ¿ Aug 21, 2021 21:25 |
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Went a little wild there with the Groucho glasses, friend.
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# ¿ Aug 21, 2021 23:44 |
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By popular demand posted:
Just finished that, it kinda makes me look like a crazed warlord.
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2021 20:56 |
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# ¿ Aug 31, 2021 14:52 |
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# ¿ May 22, 2024 15:40 |
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The thread demands wedding gowns! and tiaras.
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# ¿ Sep 1, 2021 16:40 |