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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Desperado Bones posted:

This is me. This is the goon with the weird pink avatar that posts about bad pizzas.


(Last New Year's Eve)


You look strangely concerned about my well being as you stare through the internet.
I'm fine, no I'm fine really.

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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


You look like a close relative of Bill Hicks, which in my eyes is good.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Nonono! Those are not skinny pants for skinny people!
These are my pants give them back! They don't even fit.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Also for rocking the freckled look. No one should rock the freckled look.:colbert:

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!



How the hell did you become most of my friends in highschool?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


You should treat yourself to cheap beer and fries secure in the knowledge that plenty of places in the world can't do either right.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


When the gently caress did everyone get so skinny?! Are we not goons?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Okay so you're the strange no shirt no shoes guy then whose the blurry smoker in front? Marilyn Manson?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I don't approve of your fashion sense.

striped and sleeveless is for Russian sailors.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I want you to become a russin sailor

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Did I err?


that's supposed to be a penis and sickle, but I kind of messed it up.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


DICKLORD BONE posted:

I dunno? Very carefully I guess


Gotta warn you, that career your considering as a freelance writer on the internet is probably not going to pen out. Again.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I have just one thing to say to that just one single thing:

:thumbsup:

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I can confirm that you appear to be an actual live person.
I'll validate whichever certificate to that effect you wish.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Lol if you don't have Horatio surreptitiously injecting the IV bage with pure heroine for extra kick.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Woebin posted:

I'm watching my ex's cat for a couple of weeks.

His name is Fergus and he's the best.

He seems to know it :radcat:

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


You're not bad looking but the combination of the clothes and expression are a real "how not to".

Unless you happen to be the frontman of a black metal/pop punk fusion band.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I really need a haircut

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Seanbaby?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


You look like the gay version of a cousin of mine.
And that is good, I always felt he should consider gaying it up.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Epic Doctor Fetus posted:

Stay classy, goons.



Aging-in-style.jpg

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Your cat appears to shrug as if to say "I don't get him either"

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Nope, too attractive for 2021.
go roll in mud while shouting obscenities against.... :rolldice: the Malay people. shameful.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Oh poo poo im taking back all the bad things i saw, i didn't know I'm in the presence of Cyber- royalty.

:worship:

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Woebin posted:

Johnny Mnemonic remake looking good


Today I'm a goth girl.

My poor grandma is rolling in her grave loudly asking you to please eat something before you starve!

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Darth Brooks posted:

I was dressed up for Zoom and thought of this thread. Apologies for the small pic.



Before anyone asks, I'm in my mid 50's.

I'll have the report on your desk by noon Mr Johnson, I promise!

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Congrats! Now please don't die of antibiotics resistant infections, those scare the dickens out of me.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


That lighting with those expressions make it look like a really weird ventriloquist show.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Derpies posted:



From when she was a baby many years ago but large head baby

So that's weird ventriloquist show #2

Anyone want to go for the third spot?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


:lol:As if I'm clever and patient enough to plan that.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


larchesdanrew posted:

You can do almost whatever you want with your body and it’s not illegal and 9/10 times no one else is going to notice or care so you can actually just shave whatever you want :eng101:

Here’s another dumb picture of me



Just applied for a promotion at work so fingers crossed I get out of the IT help desk hell pit 🤞

Don't you look smugly at me, not everyone has the fashion sense and time to look good.

Besides, the AC isn't doing it. Too hot in here.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Why is your refrigerator right next to the door? that's just asking for slapstick accidents.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


larchesdanrew posted:



Trying to catch a nice selfie when this little rear end in a top hat decided it was time to torpedo me right in the tits

goddamn it, your making the rest of us look bad!

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Are you Jordan Peele's long lost lighter cousin? I would not put it past Jordan Peele, he knows how to surprise the audience.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


For a second there I thought you were a mad scientist working at the Cracked Egg institute.
Please don't disabuse me of this notion.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Went a little wild there with the Groucho glasses, friend.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


By popular demand posted:



Self portrait with a fez.

Just finished that, it kinda makes me look like a crazed warlord.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


:yikes:

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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


The thread demands wedding gowns! and tiaras.

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