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Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
Trying out a new look lately



Washed out Elvis muppet

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Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

The Bloop posted:

I cannot parse what is going on in the margins of this image

It feels like one of those AI generated things.

"A goon in the style of me having a stroke"

It's a computer generated flipflop of my head, embiggend.

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

This is a good one

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

WAaaaaAAASAAAAAAAaaaaaaP!

I hope people remember this joke

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

Got an injection of Benadryl a few minutes ago and boy does it hit!



Injecting benadryl sounds like a CC horror story, but there you are in what seems to be a medical facility. Did you immediately pass out afterwards?

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

Sid Vicious posted:

got my posting shirt on today



god beef sid

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

Welcome fellow muppet mouth, and blessings unto you

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

Pennywise the Frown posted:

First time trying boba tea at the farmers market.



I love boba tea! You look very cool

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
Mfw I realize they are singing "then the teacher turnt him out" over and over on Cocomelon about mary's little lamb.

https://i.imgur.com/vB3Ex97.mp4

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

Wizard Master posted:

If ever there was proof that Idiocracy was a documentary, one need look no further than the "selfy stick"

It's a great way to get selfies you have to admit

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
Laser guided pink trip

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

:bisonyes:

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

Sitting Here posted:

good evening selfie thread



tastefully obscuring the bong with my head in honor of all the goons who piss dirty, RIP

Beautiful! What is your discord??

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

1000 Sweaty Rikers posted:

I sometimes dream I still have hair - some of you ppl are lucky



I find bald men inherently trustworthy, idk why. Hair is for liars I guess. Anyway, looking good!

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

UnSmith posted:

As someone who has to coif his hair every day I can assure that it does 1) distract me from work and 2) that it makes me 15% more irritable. But AT LEAST I HAVE HAIR

Vin diesel will never agape you

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

Lol

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

Catastrophe posted:

This thread is strange for me because I've historically been terrified of being in most photos. Many of me with others from the past few years include me holding up my hand(s) to block my face from the camera. So many photos of people like my wife smiling next to me and all you see from me is a giant hand. There's one I remember that my mother took of me while visiting out here and my face looks like straight up murder because I had just noticed the camera before she snapped it. I had tape over the camera on my work laptops for years because I was terrified I'd somehow turn it on during a meeting and someone would see my face. My therapist refused to continue meetings until I turned on my webcam for them and then insisted that I look into the camera during them and, well, I lasted 2 meetings into that before I quit going to them because the panic was way worse than the reasons I was there in the first place.

tl;dr this account is owned by a crazy person

That’s weird

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
Happy Sunday

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
Oops! Sorry everyone i have had those on my wall forever and don’t even see them anymore :shobon:

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

The Bloop posted:

But are they you

I need to know before I decide whether to mash report or not, and not for any other reason

That is me in the photos, yes. I will take my probe or ban gladly for I have shown my entire rear end. To you all.

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
Let sleeping dogs beard

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

matti posted:



from few weeks ago

Alert if this man comes to your door asking for water DO NOT let him in. Call local animal control and seek shelter.

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

throat goat not even obama can touch you

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

mactheknife posted:

hello it's me a guy who never posts barreling into a selfie thread

so here's my lovely quarantine facial hair


and me 20 minutes later, very excited to have shaved and go back to the office the next day


You look like an actor I can’t remember the name of! Maybe a little bit of the front guy for Green Day? Anyway, looking cool!

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

Batterypowered7 posted:

Little bit like Michael Madsen im the second picture?

E:

Reservoir Dogs era Michael Madsen*

I can definitely see that but I was thinking of someone much younger. Oh it’s driving me crazy now, I can’t even think of where I had seen the actor.

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

Jove Tone posted:



Moo-ving on into the Halloween season

drat you are really beautiful. What is your discord?

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

Chernobyl Princess posted:

It's cold but nice outside. Also I got to see some good Bird Drama



Holy poo poo you look so cozy that it makes me cozy. Bird drama is top class, my backyard is a daily soap of birds and squirrels. They all like each other but sometimes there are guest star appearances that stir up controversy.

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Pro-tip for Bird Drama: live somewhere that blue jays frequent.

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

mactheknife posted:



muscles, wedding ring but also liking wrestling in public and lovely hair and alcoholic gut (unseen)

anyone can be a goon, it's true



don't know if tattoo photos count as selfies (they don't) but i'm glad about the cornstalks i just got

Did you like having your leg shaved? It’s nice right?

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

mactheknife posted:

so nice

plus they look better/pop more when they're shaved

Just don’t shave above the knee or you’re a ho according to my catholic mother!

Those are cool cornstalks too I like that art style. And it’s a unique tattoo, you don’t see a lot of cornstalks out there. Also it’s funny to put “stalks” on your leg.

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

Batterypowered7 posted:

I had my left leg shaved for a tattoo I got on my calf and it did indeed rock, but I didn't want to deal with the upkeep.

Just do it for special occasions like michaelmas

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

teen witch posted:

finally starting ol righty. I sat for four drat hours. No numbing cream. I’m so…so tired. So hungry. Feed the fat lady and her glistening ink arm. Aaaaaaa



This rocks! Spooky and beautiful

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

Doc Fission posted:

Went out looking more homicidal than intended. That's the power of the wake and bake.



You look bad as gently caress.

Bad as in cool obviously.

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

YES!

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

Hasturtium posted:

From my tour of wine country, around two years ago.



Sideways

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

Hasturtium posted:

Yeah, I don't know why. It's not on my phone.

Also I don't get the references people are making, but here's me looking less insane with bedhead.



I thought you were making a reference to the wine movie “Sideways” starring Paul Giamatti

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

snuggle baby luvs hugs posted:



I shan’t smile, I just shan’t

You need a hug, snuggle baby?

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

YeahTubaMike posted:

We need more Halloween selfies.



Lmao so good

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Anyone got pics of them eating Halloween candy

This is a trap

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Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

Chernobyl Princess posted:



I was a witch for Halloween. I bought way too much candy and my husband is allergic to all of it. Tragedies.

That necklace is making a statement and that statement is “caught ya lookin”

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