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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Beard selfies what up

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Katamari Democracy posted:

How do you post a picture of yourself from your phone?

The App says my image is too big and obviously im taking a picture of myself. Im not showing off my cock here

Take a screenshot of your selfie anyway to strip the metadata

No need to upload gigapixel images of our mugs anyhow

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Waterbed Wendy posted:

Trying out a new look lately



Washed out Elvis muppet

I cannot parse what is going on in the margins of this image

It feels like one of those AI generated things.

"A goon in the style of me having a stroke"

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I do love the hair though

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Unless you have a psychically controlled drone, this isn't a selfie

It's a good picture though

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Literally A Person posted:

Sid has like 8 drones. DUH THIS IS FORUMS LORE GUYS

But psychically controlled drones?

I was still reeling from all the draculas

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
not sure if it was intentional but your avatar is really letting him have it right in the goods

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Woebin posted:

Everyone should try shaving their legs at least once just to enjoy the sensation of rubbing their smooth legs against each other. I'm pretty lax about it though, there usually stubbly but not fuzzy.

Anyway I think they look okay, and others seem to like them enough to say so every now and then.

Legs.

I have a similar knee scar

Did you also trip and land knee first on the corner of an escalator stair as a child

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

larchesdanrew posted:

You can do almost whatever you want with your body and it’s not illegal and 9/10 times no one else is going to notice or care so you can actually just shave whatever you want :eng101:

Here’s another dumb picture of me



Just applied for a promotion at work so fingers crossed I get out of the IT help desk hell pit 🤞

I would say this is not a dumb picture of you, but is in fact a very good picture

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Aginor posted:

Who wants to see me teaching poo poo?

I already know poo poo but go ahead

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

WILDTURKEY101 posted:

that truck is beautiful oh my god

Holy poo poo, get a garage

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Who What Now posted:

I got the job!

congrats, goon!

By popular demand posted:

goddamn it, your making the rest of us look bad!

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Katamari Democracy posted:

Trying out sexy poses for the 2022 calander coming to my job this Christmas.



You're already in a warehouse. Posing with a forklift increases sexiness by a factor of 10

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

The Walrus posted:

get well soon broccoli lady

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Internet dork checking in

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Valko posted:

Hiya, goons! Who wants to join me for a nightcap! Ivermectin mixed with closantel for that extra kick!



do you drink it or buttchug or what

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
That looks like a wonderful doggo

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
We are all offended and you have scandalized our puritan views. Your permaban is being processed. Shame. Shame!

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

II'm gonna post my nude rear end whole

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Sitting Here posted:

speaking of showing ones whole rear end, gonna anime aggressively at the camera

https://i.imgur.com/qlUDyC4.mp4

I do like it

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

The models disagree



guessing wrist fetishes are extremely rare if this theory holds

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Oh no a picture of a painting of man butt blurry in the background that could be shown on broadcast tv in the puritan u s of a


AND They've already agreed not to post pictures from there any more if you'd read the thread

let's all take a nice deep breath before we post, this is a positive vibes thread, or should be

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
That is a nice pic and I just loving hooted and hollered at that background image

:laffo:

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Waterbed Wendy posted:

Oops! Sorry everyone i have had those on my wall forever and don’t even see them anymore :shobon:

But are they you

I need to know before I decide whether to mash report or not, and not for any other reason

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

I think you may have badly misinterpreted the illustrations and arrived at a hasty and incorrect conclusion

Illustration #1 is obviously Waterbed Wendy looking for a very tall and narrow doll house which has a pompom on top, which she eventually found behind her favourite armchair. She was pleased to find it again.

Illustration #2 is a cartoon character who just saw someone very attractive offscreen and their eye are doing the Tex Avery AWOOOGA thing

HTH

As it turns out, I believe it is in fact you whomst is making a hasty and unsavory conclusion, for I never implied anything about the content of the images other than that I was amused by them and was considering reporting the post (for goldmining)

They are clearly innocent and wholesome images which any gallery or all-ages refrigerator would be happy to display, that is to say, Art

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

By popular demand posted:

worst ghillie suit I ever seen.

that's because you can't see the really good ones at all

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

teen witch posted:



E: the caption is “I need to fix the jeans”

I feel reverse catfished by your occasional descriptions of yourself


It's a good pic is what I'm saying and I also lol'd at the :tutbutt:

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Elentor posted:

Jesus Christ you look literally how I pictured.

EFB a bunch times.

That is the opposite of what you were EFBd about

I was saying that usually when a goon describes themselves as heavy they are either taking the piss and an ultra marathon runner or have massively (lol) understated the situation and have trouble fitting through doorways. So I'm not really sure what I was expecting but it wasn't "basically the average human shape I see around me daily"

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Good lord that is not what this thread is for

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

teen witch posted:

finally starting ol righty. I sat for four drat hours. No numbing cream. I’m so…so tired. So hungry. Feed the fat lady and her glistening ink arm. Aaaaaaa



The whole thing kicks rear end but I love the cat the most I think

Very nice

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Glad you didn't combust in a room with 900 crosses

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Batterypowered7 posted:

Was about to call you the b-word and compliment your kickin' rad tat, but I don't know you like that, so I'll just compliment that Goddamned kickin' rad tat instead.

it's ok, You can say BADASS in this thread

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Hasturtium posted:

Yeah, I don't know why. It's not on my phone.

Also I don't get the references people are making, but here's me looking less insane with bedhead.



If your bedhead is apparently "perfectly arranged hair"

I wake up looking like I have wolverine's hairstylist

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I'm not sure a single goon had ever looked like what I imagined


Mostly because I imagine everyone except spinz as their avatar.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Anyone got pics of them eating Halloween candy

Here you go I ate a piece of dark chocolate and it's in my mouth as I take the pic

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Bags Fly at Noon posted:

THC Chocolate?

Just dark chocolate, not dank chocolate

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I'm not even at maximum pointy

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Is that official Mr Cool Ice merch?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
~14 month old beard selfie, but more importantly my sweet pupper who passed away a year ago

She was the bestest girl, but did not like posing for pictures


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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Best hairpiece I've ever seen

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