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hello it's me a guy who never posts barreling into a selfie thread so here's my lovely quarantine facial hair  and me 20 minutes later, very excited to have shaved and go back to the office the next day 
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Batterypowered7 posted:Little bit like Michael Madsen im the second picture? thank you for not saying harlan williams, which everyone always goddamned says! i've gained a lot of weight in the last few years which is probably why i don't get it anymore.
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Oct 11, 2021 15:10
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 muscles, wedding ring but also liking wrestling in public and lovely hair and alcoholic gut (unseen) anyone can be a goon, it's true  don't know if tattoo photos count as selfies (they don't) but i'm glad about the cornstalks i just got
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Oct 20, 2021 22:45
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Waterbed Wendy posted:Did you like having your leg shaved? It’s nice right? so nice plus they look better/pop more when they're shaved
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Oct 20, 2021 22:51
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Waterbed Wendy posted:Just don’t shave above the knee or you’re a ho according to my catholic mother! Found it in a 1920s French botanical illustration book, ended up being exactly what I wanted to stalk up my stalks
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Oct 21, 2021 16:00
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Literally A Ghost posted:Though a handsome goon that jacket is the dadliest thing I have ever seen in my life. Then again guys with dolphin shirts don't have much room to talk: hey cool shirt
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Oct 21, 2021 18:14
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that is extremely rad
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Oct 22, 2021 15:45
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if we're doing halloweenposting, i didn't do anything this year but here's not-a-selfie of my last costume, Florida Man
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Nov 4, 2021 15:20
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Literally A Person posted:Hey Harland! intentionally gaining weight and getting puffy alcoholic face to stop getting this comparison
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Nov 4, 2021 15:24
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Philippe posted:The ankle monitor is *chefkiss*. my wife's facebook memories the other day popped up with "how i spent my anniversary: hand-making an ankle monitor for my husband"
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Nov 5, 2021 15:31
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Pooper Trooper posted:Is it frowned upon to post twice in the same day? I just got home with a sore throat (not rona, I got tested) and I have nobody to drink the Balkan equivalent of a hot toddy with it is extremely extremely important that you tell me what this is
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Nov 18, 2021 18:13
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i don't have a cat but when i get drunk i let my wife do dumb poo poo to my hair
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Nov 22, 2021 21:39
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it's fine, whatever, it's fine listen to electric wizard
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Nov 23, 2021 03:06
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syntaxfunction posted:What album tho? This is important. Come My Fanatics is my jammer of choice but they're all winners
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Nov 23, 2021 03:52
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knuthgrush posted:LEGALIZE DRUGS AND MURDER hail satan destroy those who love god
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Nov 23, 2021 17:29
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I also had long hair I treated like crap for a while and the one lone thing I learned from it was that 2-in-1s are normally useless Your hair is in much better shape than mine was though
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Nov 23, 2021 22:21
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Good Sphere posted:It’s also not combed, and almost impossible to do that, unless I add hair moisturizer. (Which I usually do daily) I actually meant Valko but I know that uncombable feeling too, you taking the step of moisturizer is more than I ever did Here's the lone way my hair ever looked good - hanging out of a hat after a shower  and here it is when, again, one night i got drunk and let my wife do dumb poo poo to it 
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Nov 23, 2021 22:33
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Katamari Democracy posted:Wtf why do i look like the ultimate goon and the rest of you look like handsome and beautiful people? friend, did you miss this:
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Nov 23, 2021 23:39
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Valko posted:You lucky mofo. She's a keeper. I'm very lucky larchesdanrew posted:Most of my lipstick rubbed off eating chicken nuggets but say la vee What kind, I need details
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Nov 24, 2021 01:49
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Elentor posted:I stopped bleaching this year to get my curly hair back and then I went on and dyed it anyway, the color is fading as it slowly returns to black but I thought it was a nice result so, a year in not bleaching: cool hair, really cool
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Nov 29, 2021 22:26
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WILDTURKEY101 posted:
it's ok, it's difficult for a dog to use a computer
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Dec 2, 2021 16:16
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 the only photo of any part of myself that i have from the last few weeks i make no apologies
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Dec 6, 2021 20:51
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grainy as gently caress because it's pulled from facebook
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Dec 8, 2021 17:17
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kntfkr posted:this beach is a ghost town right now so only the cashiers at wawa will judge me top button only, hell yes
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Dec 13, 2021 18:10
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Dec 29, 2021 17:54
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kntfkr posted:so i go into the judgement free zone yesterday and i'm wearing this shirt and this (masked) obasan comes up to me and says "lemme ask you a question. why should i hate all life?" and i says "life is only on earth. and it's evil. no one will miss it when it's gone. there's no need to mourn it." what band?
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Jan 10, 2022 21:42
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kntfkr posted:The Body, there's a picture of Shoko Asahara on the front great band better merch
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Jan 13, 2022 16:08
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 screenshot of a screenshot from this weekend left my instagram on there bc whatever, follow me on instagram, i don't care, i'm not your parents
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Feb 22, 2022 18:06
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i would also like to post my appreciation for the blind melon post i was too busy posting the sex number to be cool and say so
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Feb 22, 2022 20:07
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Scathach posted:Thank you! I am working on not being a bundle of nerves. So here's me with a calming reptile that I'm trying to take more time with. We did the dishes together. aw jeez, that looks like my TJ who we lost a few years ago. i goddamned love dragons.
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Apr 1, 2022 14:58
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when i cut my long hair off, the stylist said "good idea" and she was right 
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May 6, 2022 15:39
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Herbicidal Maniac posted:OH no, but they're right, you're looking good! I'd gladly share a beer with either one of you though. i've never been to a barber shop with such things also, cheers  these pictures are both about six years old as that's when i chopped it all off and never looked back but all the same
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May 6, 2022 18:43
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Valko posted:Day 2 and I've lost that 'freshly clipped fingernail' look you always have on the first day. i was never, ever able to get mine to look the way the stylist did it in the photo i posted earlier just always pale imitations
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my front facing camera doesn't work and i forgot how to take aughts-style selfies around 2011 or so so the only time i have pictures of myself is if wifetheknife decides to take one of us we went on vacation last week, here's us at dinner somewhere very expensive and very disappointing (for me)  blacked out her face because she'd kill me if i didn't, even though she looked wonderful
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