Torte Reform

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Escape From Noise

Our country has fallen into the great morass of gluttony and greed. The simple torte has become a behemoth of a dessert. Stuffed and stacked with decadent fillings and toppings! When will we finally say "ENOUGH!"? We need to get the laws updated! Reform these out of control desserts! Please sign this petition and bring sanity back to the bakery!

Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 10:27 on Jul 16, 2021

# ? Jul 16, 2021 10:23

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# ? May 6, 2024 12:18

nut

*dabbing the corners of my mouth with a serviette* no your honour, i assure u it will reform in my tum tum tummy

# ? Jul 16, 2021 11:34

Queen-Of-Hearts: "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

See that fruit tart with the thin layer of custard, and kiwi and strawberries? I'm gonna reform that sumbitch. With my teeth.

# ? Jul 16, 2021 13:52

Queen-Of-Hearts: "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

Oh, torte, you say? Well alright, if you insist. Got anything of the chocolate/raspberry persuasion?

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# ? Jul 16, 2021 13:53

Ventral EggSac

In court and all the furniture is made out of chocolate so I'm snapping off pieces. the paper is white chocolate. my lawyer has a raspberry candy tie. the judge's wig is marzipan. "Order, ORDER!" says the judge as I take a bite. the gavel breaks and covers the bench in a creamy filling

# ? Jul 16, 2021 15:35

alnilam

Judge carefully considering the standard of whether a Reasonable Person would have eaten the whole thing before making a judgement

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# ? Jul 16, 2021 15:39

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# ? May 6, 2024 12:18

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torte it and borte it

# ? Jul 17, 2021 04:00

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