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BoldFrankensteinMir


I know BYOB is always up to tackle the big questions in life. Why are we here? What are we to do? What is truth, if we can even know it?

And, more important than any of those trifles: which song about a horse is the best song about a horse? Let's find out, shall we?

My first nominee is Tennessee Stud by Jimmie Driftwood, who wrote over 6000 folk songs in his life and played all of them on a home-made guitar with a fence rail for a neck. Not only is it a cool song about a cool horse, it also kinda sounds like a horse, which is neat! What is not neat are Driftwood's lyrics about Native American people but, Jimmie Driftwood owned an "American Folk History Museum" roadside attraction that might be the chintziest thing I've ever seen so, take this video with that grain of salt. Later versions wisely omit the offensive verse.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPiWC8KXT0A

Tennessee Stud has been covered many times by many important artists over the decades, and featured in some of the most important venues and albums in country music history:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWg6n7K5y_o

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-A6KMq0YeI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGUXkPhQ6YM

As you can hear it has many variations in its lyrics and arrangement, and at this point is considered an all-time great country standard. About a cool, cool horse, who, by the way, fits the Hero's Journey remarkably well, assuming the horse is the hero (and Uncle Fudd's letter of recommendation counts as supernatural aid, which I think is a fair interpretation from a horse's perspective). Suffice to say there's a lot going on in this bouncy little story song.

What other cool horse songs are there? Which one do YOU think is the best?

BoldFrankensteinMir fucked around with this message at 03:17 on Jul 17, 2021

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City of Glompton

Buckskin Lady is my personal favorite

The Strawberry Roan is good for a laugh

BoldFrankensteinMir


City of Glompton posted:

The Strawberry Roan is good for a laugh

Ah but do you mean the Ballad of the Strawberry Roan...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJxz2psv5GI

...or do you mean the Castration of the Strawberry Roan?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGSzdPrIwxM

There's actually a number of songs about that horse, cementing his status as the primary animal in the "outlaw" field of country songs. But I agree, any of them is an excellent nominee for best horse song.


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RouEI6WBO44

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a contender:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0pSC3DwbnM



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alnilam

Kevin Ayers - Champagne Cowboy Blues talks about a horse at the end, dunno if it counts. Also talk about being high and drinking wine :rznv:

https://youtu.be/Lc6Lm3y5cN0



ty manifisto

alnilam

Mike Oldfield - On Horseback is more properly about horses

https://youtu.be/FrbmePR-mUk

It provides a nice chill denouement to the rather cacophonous finale of Ommadawn Part 2. Also has Clodagh Simmons doing a secret little drone in the background with her very unique voice. I won't say it's the BEST horse song, but for my own historical reasons, it will be hard to beat as my own favorite horse song.



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bad guy

Kinda hard to beat Wild Horses imo

How Wonderful!


I only have excellent ideas
imo Judy and the Dream of Horses but maybe that's more of a Judy song





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bad guy

How Wonderful! posted:

imo Judy and the Dream of Horses but maybe that's more of a Judy song

Good choice

alnilam

bad guy posted:

Kinda hard to beat Wild Horses imo

This song is actually about heroin, whereas Sister Morphine (from the same album) is actually secretly about horses. That's just the kind of hosed up band the rolling stones are.



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bad guy posted:

Kinda hard to beat Wild Horses imo

the sundays cover is great:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeebtskeD_Q

bad guy

silver stallion by cat power is a real good horse song, it's probably a cover, a lot of her songs are

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Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Hands down, "Wildfire" by Michael Murphy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gl4Y4FWWkn0

This oldie but goody is 2nd:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jr9MuI84hkk

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
Ween has a decades long saga called the Stallion. There are five different parts, but part 2 is most appropriate ITT as it is about being the stallion.

https://youtu.be/05AoYFW9d7Y

How Wonderful!


I only have excellent ideas

bad guy posted:

silver stallion by cat power is a real good horse song, it's probably a cover, a lot of her songs are

Lee Clayton wrote it in the mid 70s and it was performed by a bunch of people like Wings Livinryte, the stage name of Tough Guys Don't Dance's very own Wings Hauser, to minor acclaim until The Highwaymen did it in 1990. But yeah I think the Cat Power version is best.





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though it has been mocked to death it remains a very catchy tune and you will be humming it to yourself even if you don't want to

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=na47wMFfQCo


ty nesamdoom!

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Manifisto posted:

though it has been mocked to death it remains a very catchy tune and you will be humming it to yourself even if you don't want to

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=na47wMFfQCo

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this gets stuck in my head several times a day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GAbc5uQXJo


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Horse techno. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-MJ1Nxjaos

take the moon

by sebmojo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKxWfzeM_jc

maybe not literally about a horse but its my pick

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Escape From Noise

Goodbye Horses?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKFaGDrOfrI

The Voice of Labor

weeble's amazing horse but I'm not going to link to it because it has cartoon horse cock

Escape From Noise

How about this classic?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljPFZrRD3J8

WithoutTheFezOn
Oh no
For real it’s Wildfire, but 80s shoutout https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlYJf6CJXV8

The Voice of Labor

there was a goon who did his electronic/dj stuff wearing a horse mask does that count?

canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you
western music has many songs about horses. western music is also different than country music.

big fan of skyball paint, especially when performed with muppets

also like goodbye old paint

BoldFrankensteinMir


Some excellent excellent horse songs ITT. Keep nominating and then I believe there has to be a poll (With the Mr Ed themesong the clear Goku)

Can an instrumental song be about a horse? Yes, it can:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnkqbHjcU8k


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Escape From Noise

You mean Horse the Band?

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Manifisto posted:

though it has been mocked to death it remains a very catchy tune and you will be humming it to yourself even if you don't want to

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=na47wMFfQCo

some lyrics may be silly but it is an amazing song



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WithoutTheFezOn posted:

For real it’s Wildfire, but 80s shoutout https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlYJf6CJXV8

since this is a music thread, i want to say that your username is cool and that there's a steely dan horse song, sort of. i think it's just a demo. like a lot of their songs though it's got a smokin guitar solo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcArijAE_So

bad guy

i don't know what "best" is because these two songs are not what you would call catchy but they're beautiful and the singers are two of the most singular singers ever to sing and musicians ever to musish, so maybe these aren't the best but they're also kind of better than that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXe-1YvSHn8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yICAAufrOd4

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7cCJqya7wc



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actually that is the worst horse song sorry I
misread the thread



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giving it to patti imo

How Wonderful!


I only have excellent ideas
Here's a cover of "White Horses" by Dean Wareham and Britta Phillips from LUNA and I guess Galaxie 500.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hXzrFc0GK8
I like it a lot but I haven't really listened to LUNA in many years.





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Escape From Noise

I'm a really big fan of this one, actually.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11rmq8C3YSE

Rocket Baby Dolls

Normally I don't make aesthetic criticisms in other peoples' homes, but that rug looks like a beaver exploded. If meat is murder, then that rug is at least a severe beating.
Shame on all of you, this will always be the ultimate horse song!

My Lovely Horse: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzYzVMcgWhg

deep dish peat moss

I've always been partial to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXa0HxMzRHE

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Escape From Noise

A pony is basically a small horse, right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ao2Vv-Vd89I

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