The Great Goatse Gambit

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A forgotten place, deep within the web. A forum that has lost it's former purpose. There within is the monolith. Encrusted with HTML errors and Netscape incompatibilities stands The Thread. A leader-board of sorts. Within this ancient thread stands a race for a high score that continues to this very day.

Names ranked in descending orders of score, who amongst humanity has shown the most people goatse?

# ? Jul 17, 2021 23:29

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# ? Apr 30, 2024 19:24

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CyberGuy87 posted:

2003 Updated Rules!! Read!!!

To clarify again:

1 person goatse'd is equal to 1 point

DOGS, CATS, ETC. DO NOT COUNT

Famous people are worth more points! You will need decisive proof or else your log won't count.

Kanye West: 30 points

~~Gabe Newell: 50 points~~

Osama Bin Laden: 30 points

MegamanXfan's mom: 69 points

Bigfoot: 40 points

Will add more to the list as we decide point values!

# ? Jul 17, 2021 23:35

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About 3 pages of debate on whether or not Bigfoot qualifies as human, someone thinking there are no animals that walk on two legs, and if the beast would even be able to comprehend goatse.

# ? Jul 17, 2021 23:38

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Printer help needed! My printouts are too dark and you can't see anything! How do I enable color printing?

# ? Jul 17, 2021 23:40

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Baaatman 6/23/2001 posted:

GOt my dad

Baaatman 6/25/2001 posted:

got my mom

Baaatman 7/17/2001 posted:

got ryan from school

Baaatman 8/29/2001 posted:

i put a picture in the school bathrom

Baaatman 9/11/2001 posted:

got my mom again

# ? Jul 17, 2021 23:51

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# ? Jul 17, 2021 23:53

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There was only one new post in the thread during 2003.

# ? Jul 18, 2021 00:08

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Just found myself on the leaderboards in 37th place with 3 points. I do not remember this.

# ? Jul 18, 2021 00:14

Escape From Noise

Brewster's Millions (of pics of goatse)

# ? Jul 18, 2021 00:41

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

i think I can crack this thing open, I just need to figure out to goatse osama bin laden posthumously

# ? Jul 18, 2021 01:25

Escape From Noise

your friend sk posted:

i think I can crack this thing open, I just need to figure out to goatse osama bin laden posthumously

Printing goatse onto a bunch of fish and crustaceans.

# ? Jul 18, 2021 01:37

City of Glompton

do you think skywriting could adequately convey goatse?

# ? Jul 18, 2021 01:50

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

City of Glompton posted:

do you think skywriting could adequately convey goatse?

we're gonna need a BIG wedding ring

# ? Jul 18, 2021 01:54

nut

your friend sk posted:

i think I can crack this thing open

# ? Jul 18, 2021 01:54

nut

that�s what he said

# ? Jul 18, 2021 01:55

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your friend sk posted:

i think I can crack this thing open, I just need to figure out to goatse osama bin laden posthumously

There appeared to be evidence of a collaborative effort to do what Bush couldn't. User BulmaBriefs apparently knew a Japanese person who "totally worked on Naruto and other c00l animes" that could help. A brief debate on whether a Ninja clan symbol resembling goatse would count for the competition came to an abrupt end as it was revealed that all users in the collaboration shared the same Missouri IP address. We also can not determine if there was a specific pattern to Bin Laden's anime-binging habits to suggest he would see the alleged goatse before his death.

# ? Jul 18, 2021 01:56

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The #3 spot belongs to aircraft enthusiast "carl2349" with an alleged 19.24 million points followed by a bunch of question marks.

# ? Jul 18, 2021 01:59

Heather Papps: hello friend

this confirms what i've heard about the n-gage

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Jul 18, 2021 02:11

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

Putty posted:

The #3 spot belongs to aircraft enthusiast "carl2349" with an alleged 19.24 million points followed by a bunch of question marks.

carl2349 was forced to resign in disgrace after it was discovered he set goatse as his desktop background

# ? Jul 18, 2021 02:15

Gramps

I think this comes from that thread originally (or one similar) if I'm not mistaken. It's my favorite image ever in the history of the internet.

It's an image mosaic of goatse made of horrified reactions of people who were shown goatse on omegle or chatroulette or whatever, and I'm surprised its not the first billion dollar NFT
:nws:

Gramps fucked around with this message at 18:16 on Jul 18, 2021

# ? Jul 18, 2021 18:12

Khanstant

Gramps posted:

I think this comes from that thread originally (or one similar) if I'm not mistaken. It's my favorite image ever in the history of the internet.

It's an image mosaic of goatse made of horrified reactions of people who were shown goatse on omegle or chatroulette or whatever, and I'm surprised its not the first billion dollar NFT

Khanstant loved this

# ? Jul 18, 2021 18:55

nut

nut will remember this.

# ? Jul 18, 2021 19:21

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clippy sees that you're looking at an image and you like it

# ? Jul 18, 2021 19:22

Manifisto

Luvcow posted:

clippy sees that you're looking at an image and you like it

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Jul 18, 2021 21:10

alnilam

Gramps posted:

I think this comes from that thread originally (or one similar) if I'm not mistaken. It's my favorite image ever in the history of the internet.

It's an image mosaic of goatse made of horrified reactions of people who were shown goatse on omegle or chatroulette or whatever, and I'm surprised its not the first billion dollar NFT

Luvcow posted:

clippy sees that you're looking at an image and you like it

_{ty manifisto}

# ? Jul 18, 2021 21:17

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# ? Apr 30, 2024 19:24

Gramps

I'm glad I had the forethought to right-click save that baby before it was swallowed by whatever hosting services it was on. It's been lurking on one of my harddrives for the last decade and I'm glad it's brought you all as much joy as it brings me

# ? Jul 18, 2021 23:38

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