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A forgotten place, deep within the web. A forum that has lost it's former purpose. There within is the monolith. Encrusted with HTML errors and Netscape incompatibilities stands The Thread. A leader-board of sorts. Within this ancient thread stands a race for a high score that continues to this very day.

Names ranked in descending orders of score, who amongst humanity has shown the most people goatse?

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CyberGuy87 posted:


:siren:2003 Updated Rules!! Read!!!:siren:


To clarify again:

1 person goatse'd is equal to 1 point

DOGS, CATS, ETC. DO NOT COUNT

Famous people are worth more points! You will need decisive proof or else your log won't count.

Kanye West: 30 points

Gabe Newell: 50 points

Osama Bin Laden: 30 points

MegamanXfan's mom: 69 points :twisted:

Bigfoot: 40 points

Will add more to the list as we decide point values!

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About 3 pages of debate on whether or not Bigfoot qualifies as human, someone thinking there are no animals that walk on two legs, and if the beast would even be able to comprehend goatse.

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Printer help needed! My printouts are too dark and you can't see anything! How do I enable color printing?

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Baaatman 6/23/2001 posted:

GOt my dad

Baaatman 6/25/2001 posted:

got my mom

Baaatman 7/17/2001 posted:

got ryan from school


Baaatman 8/29/2001 posted:

i put a picture in the school bathrom

Baaatman 9/11/2001 posted:

got my mom again

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There was only one new post in the thread during 2003.

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Just found myself on the leaderboards in 37th place with 3 points. I do not remember this.

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your friend sk posted:

i think I can crack this thing open, I just need to figure out to goatse osama bin laden posthumously

There appeared to be evidence of a collaborative effort to do what Bush couldn't. User BulmaBriefs apparently knew a Japanese person who "totally worked on Naruto and other c00l animes" that could help. A brief debate on whether a Ninja clan symbol resembling goatse would count for the competition came to an abrupt end as it was revealed that all users in the collaboration shared the same Missouri IP address. We also can not determine if there was a specific pattern to Bin Laden's anime-binging habits to suggest he would see the alleged goatse before his death.

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The #3 spot belongs to aircraft enthusiast "carl2349" with an alleged 19.24 million points followed by a bunch of question marks.

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