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Today the news reports that two giants of industry are going through a big marger
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Jul 18, 2021 05:51
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May 10, 2024 16:12
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The CEO of company #1 calls the CEO of company #2 and says "I can't believe I am marging with you"
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Jul 18, 2021 05:51
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Teh two CEOs go on a date together to Pottery Barn and to Build a Bear. The Build a Bear employee who saw in the news that the two companies are marging says "You should marge your bears together into one"
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Jul 18, 2021 05:53
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Each CEO rips their bear in half ruthlessly and they mash halves together. One of them says "oh yeah baby, I'm marging, I'm really marging here!"
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Jul 18, 2021 05:55
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The other CEO says "We expect the marger to increase profits one unlimited percent!"
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Jul 18, 2021 05:55
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Suddenly... a light in the sky. It's the bat signal? Ceo #1 leaps to their feet and says "The city needs me, it's an emargency" and disappears.
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Jul 18, 2021 05:57
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CEO #1 never returns for a very long time. CEO #2 is left to wonder... did the other CEO leave me? Or did we marge... already?
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Jul 18, 2021 05:57
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Is this what a marger is, really? CEO #2 wonders. The two companies were two and after a marger they will be one. Did I marge with CEO #1???
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Jul 18, 2021 05:58
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The days and years pass and CEO #2 waits at the window and stares in a melancholy manner at the city as it grows and passes by and becomes the future. Day after sleepless day watching the sun emarge from behind the horizon and set
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Jul 18, 2021 05:59
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May 10, 2024 16:12
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This is the dangers of a marger, and why you need to be very careful about who you marge with. You can become one with a marger, or a marger can become one itself (and then it doesn't need to marge with you).
The end... unless..?
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