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Our corrupt mayor, Mr. McCheese has been a continued source of embarrassment to our fair city. We are asking our citizens to bring forth their complaints towards "The Big Cheese" himself so that we may better understand his many crimes and misdeeds. Here are some that have been brought forward:
-Accepted kickbacks from The Egg Council to require all day breakfast.
-Used Officer Big Mac and his forces to defend his personal property during recent unrest.
-Re-enstated Officer Big Mac after several excessive force complaints and charges, several of which were captured on camera
Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 18:08 on Jul 19, 2021
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May 14, 2024 23:18
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- Horrible Butts
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Mayor McCheese kissed my baby and got cheese all over my baby!
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Thank you Prof. Crocodile for the fun festive winter sig!
Arcane gob born of Khanstant's goblin gumball machine!
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Jul 19, 2021 16:56
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- karmicknight
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mayor mccheese has become a tyrant more infamous than the burger king.
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Jul 19, 2021 17:54
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- Escape From Noise
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Mayor McCheese accepted bribes from The Professor in exchange for continued funding of his inhumane research, including the unholy creation of sentient McNuggets.
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Jul 19, 2021 18:14
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- WithoutTheFezOn
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Oh no
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Hamburglar is actually on the Mayor's payroll. It’s just a “tough on crime” election stunt.
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Jul 19, 2021 19:57
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- Escape From Noise
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Invited wealthy donors to a Shoney Bear hunt at a local nature preserve.
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Jul 20, 2021 03:46
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Calling the Officer Big Mac jail a "playplace" just goes to show how beholden the mayor is to the prison-industrial complex
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Jul 20, 2021 21:52
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- nut
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the test results came in and its official, u r under arrest for being dangerously cheesy. Also now ur under double arrest for copyright infringement
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Jul 20, 2021 21:53
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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the test results came in and its official, u r under arrest for being dangerously cheesy. Also now ur under double arrest for copyright infringement
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Jul 22, 2021 00:28
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it's not a crime, but you've got the absolute widest tongue out of anyone ive ever seen
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Jul 22, 2021 20:19
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- Khanstant
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do they call the individual slices of cheese mccheese?
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Jul 23, 2021 02:07
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- Farecoal
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There he go
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Thousands of dollars on socks for underprivileged kids, and yet everyday I see children in the playplaces with barefeet. Where are our McTaxes going?
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Jul 23, 2021 09:59
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- Escape From Noise
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it's not a crime, but you've got the absolute widest tongue out of anyone ive ever seen
Mayor McCheese wiggles his eyebrows at you.
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Jul 23, 2021 17:21
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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burger forgery
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Jul 24, 2021 01:46
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- google THIS
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Selling billions and billions of his fellows as food
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Jul 27, 2021 01:33
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ignoring the fact that "grimace" is actually just a small mcnugget with a festering cancerous lesion that has been ignored for over 20 years
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Jul 28, 2021 03:56
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ignoring the fact that "grimace" is actually just a small mcnugget with a festering cancerous lesion that has been ignored for over 20 years
He's blocked Grimace getting treatment multiple times because "the kids love him the way he is". Just absolutely despicable.
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Jul 28, 2021 04:12
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Brandishing a packet of Horsey sauce
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Jul 28, 2021 04:20
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Ummmmm does anyone know the current location of GRIMACE? How about the way the "Mayor" absolutely bungled the legal case against the HAMBURGLER????
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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!
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Jul 28, 2021 04:50
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Ummmmm does anyone know the current location of GRIMACE? How about the way the "Mayor" absolutely bungled the legal case against the HAMBURGLER????
Hamburger mayor? More like the hambungler, imho.
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Jul 28, 2021 04:59
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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Selling billions and billions of his fellows as food
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Jul 28, 2021 07:34
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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Getting back room "happy meals" in McDonaldland's red district
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Jul 28, 2021 07:36
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Disturbing the 6-piece
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Jul 28, 2021 12:45
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Nothing amazing happens here.
Everything is ordinary.
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Jul 28, 2021 15:47
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completely ignoring the local cuisine by all standards. do we have anything close to the much loved "taco" or "burrito" here in american mcdonalds? yet look at the proximity of our nation with mexico, land of such culinary delights.
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Jul 30, 2021 03:56
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There he go
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Getting back room "happy meals" in McDonaldland's red district
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Jul 30, 2021 04:05
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- google THIS
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completely ignoring the local cuisine by all standards. do we have anything close to the much loved "taco" or "burrito" here in american mcdonalds? yet look at the proximity of our nation with mexico, land of such culinary delights.
https://www.mcdonalds.com/us/en-us/product/sausage-burrito.html
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completely ignoring the local cuisine by all standards. do we have anything close to the much loved "taco" or "burrito" here in american mcdonalds? yet look at the proximity of our nation with mexico, land of such culinary delights.
Fun fact: In 2002, Norway and Denmark McDonalds tried the McAfrika. It did not go well.
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