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Cold Feet: a man with legs made of ice that are hyper strong, but he can slip and fall and opponents can take advantage. David Franken: A guy whose head has been surgically attached to a very powerful body that is not his own. The body can perform devastating wrestling moves but often fails to follow the heads instructions on the letter to comedic effect Other gimmicks to come: Clonfroggio, Big Pig, Chris Katanchula. Post your own That DICK! fucked around with this message at 21:53 on Jul 19, 2021 |
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The Pet Rock: it's a rock I bought of eBay that kind of looks like Dwayne Johnson.
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Doesn't Work Here: Guy who is never booked on the card ever but just shows up for matches sometimes. The announcers go "Well, this was supposed to be Steve vs. Hank but this guy who doesn't work here is here too so he'll also be in the match for no reason. Does it for title matches too.
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IGgy IGsen posted:Doesn't Work Here: Guy who is never booked on the card ever but just shows up for matches sometimes. The announcers go "Well, this was supposed to be Steve vs. Hank but this guy who doesn't work here is here too so he'll also be in the match for no reason. That reminds me of another one I had: The Mark, Something Mark idk. But the idea is it’s kind of a little orange Cassidy thing where a “mark fan” who thinks he knows all the things the wrestlers should be doing is magically pulled through the screen and put in that squared circle. He has like a t shirt with holes and pajamas and slippers and does stuff like waiting outside the ring til 9 to try to trick his opponent to count out, etc. maybe he’s strong, maybe he gets his rear end kicked, I’m not sure
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Floppo the Clown: a wrestling clown who's big gag is his penis flopping out of his pants. always acts very embarrassed and stuffs it back in, allowing him to be rolled up. but his penis flops out on the rollups as well, causing his opponent to break the pin. cannot lose or win a match because of this hindrance.
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Crazy Ben. A lot like Crazzy Steve but a bit less crazy, also named Ben instead of Steve. Magnet Janet. The woman with no magnetic powers. The name is ironic Onions Boy. This fucker smells of onions and is always crying. Onion Boy is not his real name but that’s what everyone calls him. Gets his rear end kicked at all hours. A stuppid piece of poo poo
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Brick O’Brack: a guy who brings a brick to the ring. Doesn’t hit opponent with it but tries to menace them/throw it just near enough to scare them and gain an advantage. Alignment: heel Catchphrase; “no rule against it!”
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That DICK! posted:That reminds me of another one I had: The Mark, Something Mark idk. But the idea is it’s kind of a little orange Cassidy thing where a “mark fan” who thinks he knows all the things the wrestlers should be doing is magically pulled through the screen and put in that squared circle. He has like a t shirt with holes and pajamas and slippers and does stuff like waiting outside the ring til 9 to try to trick his opponent to count out, etc. maybe he’s strong, maybe he gets his rear end kicked, I’m not sure Gwenpool: wrestling edition is a gimmick I can get behind.
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Big Cass. ”Cass” is short for ”cassette”. Runs a cassette noise label with several artists. Relatively big runs of like 20 copies per release which is why he’s ”big”. Don’t know how this translates to pro wrestling but I’m working on it
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Donald “Daffy” gently caress: He’s a fat guy who looks and dresses like Donald Duck but he cuts extremely loving horny promos in Daffy Ducks voice.
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Neighbor Nancy Wilson. Just a really nice, down-to-earth middle-aged woman, has gotten into golf recently, has a spiritual side without being religious
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Jushin Thunder Liar: guy who claims he is Jushin Thunder Liger, but is not, but no one can prove this
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MotU posted:Jushin Thunder Liar: guy who claims he is Jushin Thunder Liger, but is not, but no one can prove this 
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Jesus Christ. No relation to the famous one. Is so loving mad about being asked about whether he’s actually the Son of God that he beats his all of opponents insanely violently and without mercy
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A dog, just a big mean dog, like for real
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Doing free association with the previous post: Jethro Gull. He's a man in a seagull costume and his entrance music is the entirety of Aqualung which plays during his matches like new Jack.
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A man who sentences his opponents to hell, like that time undertaker did to edge but it’s every time, and he doesn’t even have the Match or wrestle
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The Cummingbird: a man in a bird costume with neurological damage that causes him to spontaneously ejaculate. he can beat his wings and his penis more than 50 times per second. his finishing move is cumming on his opponent.
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Purolapusu: a Japanese wrestler with an inoperable prolapse. his trunks have a hole that allows his exposed prolapse to hang freely. his opponents refuse to wrestle him.
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Dale the Snail: a man with a snail motif. he is like a cross between Jake the Snake and Rick Rude. brings a giant african land snail to the ring, which he uses to instill terror into his opponents. wears trunks emblazoned with the snail trails of his opponents' women.
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Big fan of the snail man. Not sure about all this dick and Anus stuff
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here's a wholesome G rated one The Time Trampler: a man who time travelled from the Victorian era to the modern day. his time machine broke and he can't go back, so he has to work as a professional wrestler. he's a heel who carries a lithograph of Queen Victoria to the ring and hits people with it while the ref's back is turned.
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That DICK! posted:Big fan of the snail man. Not sure about all this dick and Anus stuff Not Sure: Loosely based on the chracter from idocracy like how sting was based on the crow, he's the top heel in Shayna Bazler's promotion because he isn't sure about all the dick and anus stuff
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Shayna Baszler posted:here's a wholesome G rated one Can he start as a face, and then become a heel when it is revealed he was Jack the ripper?
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a cyborg mug posted:Big Cass. ”Cass” is short for ”cassette”. Runs a cassette noise label with several artists. Relatively big runs of like 20 copies per release which is why he’s ”big”. Don’t know how this translates to pro wrestling but I’m working on it Big rear end: He's like Big Cass from WWE only instead of being 7 foot tall or whatever he has a very large rear end and is not afraid to use it.
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Pat Slapjack: its Slapjack but he hosts wheel of fortune
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a guy named "the sex hater" who gets on the mic and talks about how he hates sex, it doesn't feel good, etc. the fans boo like crazy and then the good guy comes out and kicks his rear end
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darlin' petunia: a sweet little girl who couldnt hurt a fly but when her opponent does too many wrestling moves on her she gets pissed off and turns into a big jacked dude(lights turn off, roll under ring, undecided) who beats the poo poo out of the guy.
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Vince MechMahon posted:The Pet Rock: it's a rock I bought of eBay that kind of looks like Dwayne Johnson. https://mobile.twitter.com/ai_curio/status/1417264095242473472
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Quadruple H: can administer ketamine and can eyeball doses to within a milligram. wears a long polyethylene glove to the ring he uses to check if his opponent is pregnant; they rarely ever are. knows how to skin a cat. jerks off cows and horses.
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Pamela Springstein posted:Quadruple H: can administer ketamine and can eyeball doses to within a milligram. wears a long polyethylene glove to the ring he uses to check if his opponent is pregnant; they rarely ever are. knows how to skin a cat. jerks off cows and horses. Hunter Gearst Helmsley. The exact same as Hunter Hearst Helmsleyy
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The hunchback: Impossible to pin as you can't get his shoulders on the ground so you have to make him submit
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That DICK! posted:David Franken: A guy whose head has been surgically attached to a very powerful body that is not his own. The body can perform devastating wrestling moves but often fails to follow the heads instructions on the letter to comedic effect 
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CyberPingu posted:The hunchback: Impossible to pin as you can't get his shoulders on the ground so you have to make him submit
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little munchkin posted:a guy named "the sex hater" who gets on the mic and talks about how he hates sex, it doesn't feel good, etc. His bitter rival is The Sex Haver, who if asked, will admit that he has sex on a regular basis.
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StarkRavingMad posted:His bitter rival is The Sex Haver, who if asked, will admit that he has sex on a regular basis. His catch phrases are "Ha ha not as much as I'd like to be having, you know what I mean buddy" and "oh, I get around."
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Chris Gaines - The Australian pop star is finally setting foot into the squared circle. Dale Torborg will do the wrestling while Garth Brooks does the promos on a microphone backstage.
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Ryler Lemon. Gimmick is loser idiot who is in WWE
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rear end Manager: a tiny manager who lives inside the rear end of a lady wrestler. comes out of her rear end during matches to help her cheat. looks like a round, pink monster holding an egg in a pouch.
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