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Dr. Dump - An awesome, catch-as-catch-can wrestler who can take on all comers, but suffers from debilitating IBS. Announcers spend the entire match speculating on the state of his bowels. "Wow, what a spinebuster on Dr. Dump! Do you think he poo poo himself on that one?" "Dr. Dump just drew #3 in the rumble, surely we're going to see poop squirting out of those drawers before #25!"
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a stable named the SHIELD but theyre all medieval knights in heavy armor and their nickname is The Excellence of Escutcheon
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Burt Gunn - A guy who watched the Brawl for All growing up and loved it, dedicated his life to training and legally changed his name. Wrestles all matches in Brawl for All Style, letting his opponent up after every takedown for points. After every match cuts a trash talking promo on Butterbean, daring his rear end to get in the ring and defend his title.
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Jul 21, 2021 01:11
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A guy who wrestles all his matches backwards and cuts promos backwards too. He either starts every match in the ring with his hand raised or in the ring being pinned ding ding ding 3, 2, 1
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Jul 21, 2021 01:52
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Shayna Baszler posted:rear end Manager: a tiny manager who lives inside the rear end of a lady wrestler. comes out of her rear end during matches to help her cheat. looks like a round, pink monster holding an egg in a pouch. the refs could check her aas before every match, but it turns out one of them is in on the fix...
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Chairman Zao: an ill-fated attempt at capturing the chinese market. doesn't use a chair. advocates for unionization and collective ownership of business. is a heel.
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The King of Siam - a wrestler who is the king of the country of Siam. he has a valet who is a Welsh schoolteacher. he is a very scientific wrestler who loves to sing and dance, et cetera, et cetera.
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Stinkers Malloy, a big skunk man who sprays people. Theme song: Stinkers Malloy theme song by Snoop Dogg
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The Ant King - a giant, man-sized male ant. he only has 6 hours to find a mate and reproduce before he dies, but he flew into the arena through an open window, and was signed to a contract. now he must spend the rest of his life working a dark match, hanging out in catering, and helping to dismantle the ring at the end of the show.
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Bob. He's just an ordinary guy. He looks faintly confused to be there. He does okay in the ring sometimes but he doesn't really win any big matches. He's just Bob. You never really get his backstory but it's like he won Fan Appreciation Night one night and his prize was to wrestle a match but then no one ever told him to leave and he had nothing better to do. Actually, I think I just described YOSHI-HASHI, nevermind
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Jul 23, 2021 17:57
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Lance Pooper, same as Archer but he yells "EVERYBODY POOPS!" instead.
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The Time Trampler's Wife - the ghost of the Time Trampler's wife who haunts the arena where he works. she waited for him to return from the future but he never did, so she turned into a ghost rather than ascend to heaven. now, as a favor to the Time Trampler, she is signed to a wrestling contract. she is incorporeal and cannot physically interact with the living world, so her matches always end in a draw. she is very unpopular because the crowd knows by now that nothing is going to happen during her matches. her and her opponent will just keep passing through each other whenever they try to perform a move. nevertheless, the Time Trampler holds a lot of sway backstage so she can't be fired.
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Jul 23, 2021 21:43
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Shayna Baszler posted:The Time Trampler's Wife - the ghost of the Time Trampler's wife who haunts the arena where he works. she waited for him to return from the future but he never did, so she turned into a ghost rather than ascend to heaven. now, as a favor to the Time Trampler, she is signed to a wrestling contract. she is incorporeal and cannot physically interact with the living world, so her matches always end in a draw. she is very unpopular because the crowd knows by now that nothing is going to happen during her matches. her and her opponent will just keep passing through each other whenever they try to perform a move. nevertheless, the Time Trampler holds a lot of sway backstage so she can't be fired. I like it
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Jezebel: new wrestler for AEW's women's division and ironically enough, JR keeps saying her name wrong
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DePiglio but a wrestler
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The Unmasked Wrestler. Like a masked wrestler but with no mask but he acts like he has a mask. Everyone knows exactly who he is
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Chris Benoit Jr: the second son of Chris Benoit. Wants to atone for his fathers misdeeds thru wrestling
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Chris Benoit Jr Jr: time traveler from the future who is here to prevent chris benoit jr's time traveling to the past to kill his own parents and brother and absolve his grandfather of a crime he did not commit
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2 Hot Scorpio - a dude that exclusively wrestles outdoors during the summer and is extremely prone to heat exhaustion
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Someone should play a TEW game with all of these very good gimmicks
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Twitch Plays Wrestling. A wrestler who's entire move set is decided by Twitch Chat watching an illegal stream of the PPV
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Nate "The Cake" Roberts. Comes to the ring holding a mysterious sack, the crowd can't wait to see what's inside. Each week it's a fantastic new cake that Nate prepared himself. Offers it to his opponent in exchange for a victory like The Godfather. If they refuse, he mushes the cake into them and they get all sticky and gross, leaving them easy prey for Nate Roberts' and his "soggy bottom" finishing maneuver.
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Broque Le Sneer. Brock Lesnar but he's now a snobby frenchman villain.
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kento marijuana, same dude he just smokes weed
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Sick Nick Mongo: its steve mcmichael except he powerbombs pepe off a doghouse into 4 dozen lightubes
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Shayna Baszler posted:The Ant King - a giant, man-sized male ant. he only has 6 hours to find a mate and reproduce before he dies, but he flew into the arena through an open window, and was signed to a contract. now he must spend the rest of his life working a dark match, hanging out in catering, and helping to dismantle the ring at the end of the show. This is just Drew Gulak.
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The Gladiator - He's a Gladiator from Roman times which means he's a fat smelly piece of poo poo with insane sexual proclivities. He also doesn't understand that he can't throw a net on his opponents and they have to stop and restart the match everytime he does. Gets heat hating on Christians.
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Gum Bear - a brown bear who rolled around in used chewing gum so much that he became sentient. now he is a gum-covered bear with the intelligence of a man. the gum makes it impossible to escape him. he can blow a giant bubble that allows him to fly, even though the bubble is just filled with exhaled air and not a gas that is lighter than air.
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have you heard the story of clonfroggio? it's not a tale that many would tell you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n11Em-EqWf8 Clonfroggio was once a man, a prince of a great kingdom, its name lost to time. Beautiful was Clonfroggio, and vain, and oh, oh, his greed. He stole from the shepherds to pay for his powders, took from the milkmen their milk, the egg of the daughter and the ham of the man. he was cursed by a witch to become a half-clown and half-frog until he can be defeated in the ring(can't job, DQs don't count) he has never been defeated. he is accompanied to the ring by a guy who's kind of like gepetto and he does his promos for him(kind of like the first half of the post; the time for games is over.) he is the strongest fighter in the league but is kept away from title fights for convenience reasons.
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Mom - She's someone's mom, we're not sure who's exactly, but she always shows up on time and she wrestles really good so I guess she can stay? Everything she cooks or bakes is delicious but please don't get her wine drunk Fighting Boy - A skinny young white guy wearing a red headband and black trunks like Liu Kang. Claims to be a master of many martial arts, but he can't answer any specific questions about any of them. Does a lot of striking and is actually fairly good at it but he submits easily due to his low pain threshold and poor wrestling ability. Is easily manipulated by heels into joining heel factions and doing bad things but is good at heart, just naive and dumb. Breaks boards during his entrance. (EDIT: With hindsight, this is just Master Wato, isn't it?) Blue Man Solo - Used to be in the Blue Man Group, is now a wrestler. Still wears the makeup and plays a big weird drum during his entrance for important matches. Refuses to participate in tag teams or factions. Spikes - A guy who wears a suit to the ring that's covered in spikes. Has to take it off before regular matches, but leaves it on for no DQ. When he has it on he does frog splashes, moonsaults, any move that will drive the spikes into his opponent to do extra damage. If the ref is bumped or distracted, he'll put on just the jacket and do a clothesline or a splash, then take it off and throw it to the floor ringside. Opponents will sometimes get the suit off of him and wear it themselves to counter his strategy. His catchphrase is "LOOK AT MY SPIKES!" Rashy - Rashy has a big rash on his thigh. He's a traditional grappler, and only wears a tiny pair of trunks. The rash is probably contagious, so the goal is to outwrestle him without touching the rash. His finisher is the Pedigree, but he also gets submission victories using the head scissors. His catchphrase is "Does anyone have any ointment?" The Goat - The booker told his assistant to get the GOAT, meaning greatest of all time, but the assistant misunderstood and got a literal goat. Somehow the goat signed a contract and there's a stipulation in there requiring a certain number of paid matches a year. How The Goat negotiated this clause, nobody knows. The Goat usually participates in tag team matches by standing at ringside and chewing on stuff. He's very tame and calm and friendly and will let the fans at ringside pet him. Sometimes people try to tag in The Goat, but the referee argues he's not on the apron or holding the tag rope so it doesn't count. Struggling Comedian - Only got into wrestling because he was promised a small amount of mic time before each of his matches. Has his jokes on index cards which he brings to the ring and reads off of. They're bad. The babyfaces are encouraging and supportive, but the heels just make fun of him and knock his cards out of his hands while he's trying to finish his 'set'. Isn't very good at wrestling in general, but has a submission finisher that catches his oppponents out and is incredibly painful, leading to surprise victories. Has a podcast. nWo Guy - Thinks the nWo is still an active faction and that he's in it. Acts like an obnoxious nWo B-teamer and tries to 'too sweet' people who aren't there. Nobody is willing to indulge him in this delusion at all and are just annoyed by him. Has greasy long black hair that's somehow always wet. Mr. Entrance - Looks like a superhero with white gear, long blonde hair, and a chiseled jaw. Has an incredibly long, melodramatic, and elaborate entrance that keeps building up to a climax that never happens. Eventually, either the referee tires of this and starts the match, leading to him getting counted out, or his opponent gets sick of it and tries to drag him into the ring to fight. He never manages to finish his whole entrance, and when forced to wrestle, he loses quickly. El Generico fucked around with this message at 13:06 on Jul 30, 2021 |
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Flight Delay: A hot young can't-miss prospect that perfected every top rope and springboard move you can imagine. Then he was part of a tragic accident on the last day of wrestling school and now he freezes in fear every time he tries to hit a move off the turnbuckle. He jumps up with catlike agility but then he needs to be helped down by the ref or possibly a fireman. He also does the longest stalling vertical suplex you've ever seen. Flight Risk: A lovely young should-miss prospect that tries to fill the void left by Flight Delay's crippling phobia but he never learned to do top rope moves and he's a clumsy fat idiot loser. He botches all over the place and makes a mess of things. He mostly loses but sometimes he wins after badly injuring his opponent.
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The British Horndogg - Comes out to Rule Britannia, is inevitably distracted by a valet and chases her to the back while the Benny Hill theme plays. The wrestlers in the back like to kick his rear end for being a creep.
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El Generico posted:Mom - She's someone's mom, we're not sure who's exactly, but she always shows up on time and she wrestles really good so I guess she can stay? Everything she cooks or bakes is delicious but please don't get her wine drunk The Grand Duke - Royalty hailing from a tiny European country you've never heard of. Has a completely indecipherable accent. Every time he points to a map it's somewhere else, usually a border or an enclave, sometimes an island. His nation is superior and so are his people and their military. Doesn't hate America, but really hates Canada for some reason. Everyone he feuds with tries to prove his country isn't real and that he's actually from Canada, but he denies it and keeps coming up with increasingly convoluted evidence to the contrary. The kayfabe goes so deep that he manages to work actual countries and the UN, and forms a real country that somehow nobody can find. Bloody Bill - Always bleeding from somewhere, but it's never explained why. Keeps challenging people to First Blood matches, but since he shows up already bleeding, the refs have no idea how to call his matches. Should he just forfeit? Or do his opponents have to make him bleed in addition to his current injury? Totally Not a Skeleton Tony - The antithesis of luchadores like Penta and La Parka, Tony is adamantly NOT a skeleton and has no idea why people keep insisting he is, even though most people never mention it, and despite that he keeps making skeleton puns like "I have a bone to pick with you". He wears a lot of caked-on makeup which rubs off during his matches and exposes what looks like bare bones underneath, but he's ABSOLUTELY NOT a skeleton. He keeps getting his mask pulled off in matches and immediately covers up his bare skull dome, I mean his actual real human flesh head because he's not a loving skeleton why would you even ask that
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"Stone Cold" "NEET" Austin: wrestler who never shows up for matches and just stays in their room playing visual novels all day and when the promoter comes to get them they say their catchphrase "Stone Cold Neet:16 says please just close my door"
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Bonkul the Munger: Man who is very weak and thin as he enters the ring, but bulks/powers up anytime he eats. there's no food around the ring so he's entirely dependent on what fans throw in the ring in the match. this produces a natural face/heel cycle where fans empathize with this hungry little man, they throw food, he grows big and strong and they're proud - but then he grows TOO strong, and TOO proud, and they boo and deny him the food, reducing him to a thin little man again who is beat up all the time. it writes itself as they say
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The dog from bush's beans commerical who is super hungry for beans: that's him
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Gumball Gumption posted:The dog from bush's beans commerical who is super hungry for beans: that's him He's already got a natural built-in feud with Bill Foster. 
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El Generico posted:Mom - She's someone's mom, we're not sure who's exactly, I used to record stupid semi-satirical backyard wrestling videos with friends in highschool and we had to keep figuring out ways to get my buddy in trouble so his mom would come out and yell at him in the middle of matches and make him put away laundry before he could come back out and finish the match
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Jul 31, 2021 09:09
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Dexter Loomis, but replace murders with exposes his genitalia.
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Shayna Baszler posted:The Time Trampler's Wife - the ghost of the Time Trampler's wife who haunts the arena where he works. she waited for him to return from the future but he never did, so she turned into a ghost rather than ascend to heaven. now, as a favor to the Time Trampler, she is signed to a wrestling contract. she is incorporeal and cannot physically interact with the living world, so her matches always end in a draw. she is very unpopular because the crowd knows by now that nothing is going to happen during her matches. her and her opponent will just keep passing through each other whenever they try to perform a move. nevertheless, the Time Trampler holds a lot of sway backstage so she can't be fired. This is just Chikara Shayna Baszler posted:Gum Bear - a brown bear who rolled around in used chewing gum so much that he became sentient. now he is a gum-covered bear with the intelligence of a man. the gum makes it impossible to escape him. he can blow a giant bubble that allows him to fly, even though the bubble is just filled with exhaled air and not a gas that is lighter than air. And this is uuuuh... Zoofights
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