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Phuck Columbo: a guy whose sole goal is to destroy Columbo and discourage people from watching it - paradoxically, his dress, mannerisms and speech 100% mimic Columbo
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No Relation Dan Dudley. Exclusively works the undercards of shows the Dudleyz are booked on
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Aug 3, 2021 14:58
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A guy who never challenges the title holders, he just orders a vanity belt online and starts strutting around with it. The champions are mad and secretly jealous because the vanity belt is higher quality and looks better
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Aug 3, 2021 15:25
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The Actual IRL Shoot Murderer Who WILL Kill You In The Ring: he's just a really chill dude.
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Aug 3, 2021 15:34
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Kid Dont-Cash: A guy who worked a random ECW spot show for Paul Heyman back in 1999 and was paid with a bad check for $25. He has spent countless thousands of his own money following Paul Heyman from city to city and feuding with his wrestlers for revenge.
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Aug 3, 2021 15:41
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Private Transit: It's Mass Transit but now he's really into Elon Musks dumbass car tunnel.
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Aug 3, 2021 16:20
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Naked Mideion, Neon Deion Sanders but he's now naked.
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Aug 4, 2021 18:02
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The idiot admin: an idiot admin. Says things like As I said upthread and consider this a PSA. Sucks. Everyone hates them
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Aug 4, 2021 21:20
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https://www.somethingawful.com/comedy-goldmine/wrestling-gimmicks-fyad/1/
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Aug 4, 2021 21:25
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That DICK! posted:The idiot admin: an idiot admin. Says things like “As I said upthread” and “consider this a PSA.” Sucks. Everyone hates them He puts his admin hat on so that he can technically touch the ropes and force a break, the hat being long enough and pointy enough to touch the ropes.
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Aug 4, 2021 23:15
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My Face Your rear end: A wrestler who tries to taunt his opponent by saying "I'll give you a match! My rear end and your face!" except that he gets it backwards every time and mistakenly says "My face and your rear end!" to the great amusement of the crowd.
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Aug 4, 2021 23:25
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Breaker MorAnt-Man - Marvel's Ant-Man falls into a dimensional portal and travels across time and space to find himself in South Africa during the Second Boer War. but when he lands in South Africa, he lands on top of an Australian soldier named Harry "Breaker" Morant, and kills him. Ant-Man assumes the identity of the dead lieutenant, and engages the Boers in combat. Breaker MorAnt-Man takes several Boer fighters and one German missionary prisoner after a victory. but after learning that his dear friend, the original Ant-Man 1 (who fell through a different dimensional portal and had subsequently assumed the identity of Army Captain Percy Hunt) was killed by the Boers, Breaker MorAnt-Man executes all the prisoners by using his ability to become very small. the death of the German missionary angers Kaiser Wilhelm II, and the British Army is forced to court martial Breaker MorAnt-Man on charges of murder, despite Breaker MorAnt-Man's protests that as an Ant-Man, only the Ant Army has the authority to court martial him. he is found guilty and sentenced to become a professional wrestler.
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Aug 5, 2021 01:18
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a hardcore wrestler who is hiv positive
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Aug 5, 2021 02:52
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The Wrestler of Theseus - A wrestler that steals a move and a piece of gear from every wrestler he defeats. Brings out deep philosophical questions when he no longer has any of his original moves or gear.
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Aug 5, 2021 03:08
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The Olympian - a classical Greek Olympics wrestler. As in the first olympics. So he's totally nude.
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Aug 5, 2021 03:28
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Mulaney Power Move posted:a hardcore wrestler who is hiv positive Bob Orton was close to this.
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Aug 5, 2021 08:15
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the american nightmare cody rhodes
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Aug 5, 2021 15:20
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Disqualification Jones, he'll only win or lose by disqualification.
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Aug 5, 2021 18:08
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the referee: a referee fighter who utilizes "twin magic" to switch places with the ref and acts like he's calling the match, causing his confused opponent to attack the real referee and earn himself a disqualification
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Aug 5, 2021 19:13
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Jackofficer: A cop who was born to gently caress
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Aug 6, 2021 05:41
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Mod Man Pondo: threatens you with probations of 6 to up to 24 hours. any more and he needs the gm's approval. thinks he's hot poo poo but no one likes him. is part of a cabal.
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Aug 6, 2021 14:50
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Nic Cage in Mandy: It's Nic Cage and he's married to a girl named Mandy but then Malakai Black kills her and he goes on a rage fueled revenge quest.
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Aug 6, 2021 15:53
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a guy who is like really really cold. he has a cold persona.
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Aug 6, 2021 16:26
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Mulaney Power Move posted:a guy who is like really really cold. he has a cold persona. What is he's 2 Cold and born in early November?
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Aug 6, 2021 16:36
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Mulaney Power Move posted:a guy who is like really really cold. he has a cold persona. Is his arch nemesis a poisonous insect?
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Aug 6, 2021 19:24
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Larry David's character from Curb Your Enthusiasm, but a wrestler.
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Aug 6, 2021 19:49
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Matt Strykers ECW gimmick was the best
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Aug 6, 2021 20:22
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Extra Clothed Mideon. He has more layers every time you see him.
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Aug 7, 2021 04:11
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The Rock: a midsize boulder with a face painted on it. Its quite heavy. Some guys try to suplex it and get trapped under it for the pin. Hurts your hand if you punch it. Hard to pin since you have to tip it over on its back and that part isnt very flat.
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Aug 7, 2021 05:26
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The Colton Burpo of wrestling
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Aug 7, 2021 18:09
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Mister Royal Rumble: he only appears during the Rumble and always get eliminated quickly.
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Aug 7, 2021 18:49
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The Human Luge: A guy who oils himself up constantly so he can slide everywhere on his back. He slides down the ramp. He slides across the ring. He slides out of pins. His tag partner Skeleton does the same thing except face-down. They just slide everywhere and nobody can catch them or pin them. Their manager's name is Bob Sled. He's just a regular guy though.
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Aug 9, 2021 21:27
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sticklefifer posted:The Human Luge: A guy who oils himself up constantly so he can slide everywhere on his back. He slides down the ramp. He slides across the ring. He slides out of pins. Hell yeah
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Aug 9, 2021 22:56
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sticklefifer posted:The Human Luge: A guy who oils himself up constantly so he can slide everywhere on his back. He slides down the ramp. He slides across the ring. He slides out of pins. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuQNy9CIFek
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Aug 9, 2021 23:31
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Wet Jeremy
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Aug 10, 2021 00:23
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enzo and cass as they were except enzo's gimmick is he sucks off cass in the middle of the ring.
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Aug 10, 2021 02:01
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Mulaney Power Move posted:enzo and cass as they were except enzo's gimmick is he sucks off cass in the middle of the ring. that stack of dimes cass calls a dick
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Aug 10, 2021 04:53
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My name is Enzo Amore and I suck certified D and bonafide studs and you can't teach that!
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Aug 10, 2021 17:07
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And this right here is Big Cass. He's seven inches flaccid and you can't. Teach. That.
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Aug 10, 2021 17:32
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Mulaney Power Move posted:enzo and cass as they were except enzo's gimmick is he sucks off cass in the middle of the ring. 69 me W.!
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