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IGgy IGsen posted:Reminds me somewhat of an old Deadlock gimmick. just saw this again and have to listen to it again.
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TheSwizzler posted:Wrasslin OHSA rep who keeps shutting down hardcore matches "why is there a roll of barbed wire at ringside? this is an unsafe working condition and i am shutting it down" Went to an indie show in the UK like 10 years ago and there was a health and safety themed tag team with high viz jackets and clipboards who came out to right to censors music and did exactly this and I remember thinking 'this is the greatest tag team in history'
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Bloated Bill Dakota. Regular shaped man with a protruding distended belly. Whenever he gets attacked in the midsection, with a spear, or a kick or with a chair, he goes down instantly yelling "uaaarghh" and "oouuhhh" and is pinned easily by his competitor. When the ring announcer asks him to do a post-match interview he just says "is my stomach. it hoits. sorry to fans, i try harder next toime."
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Feb 27, 2023 22:16
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Yeasty Jenny. lmao gross.
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TheSwizzler posted:Wrasslin OHSA rep who keeps shutting down hardcore matches "why is there a roll of barbed wire at ringside? this is an unsafe working condition and i am shutting it down" So WWECW Matt Stryker?
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neoaxd posted:Bloated Bill Dakota. Regular shaped man with a protruding distended belly. Whenever he gets attacked in the midsection, with a spear, or a kick or with a chair, he goes down instantly yelling "uaaarghh" and "oouuhhh" and is pinned easily by his competitor. When the ring announcer asks him to do a post-match interview he just says "is my stomach. it hoits. sorry to fans, i try harder next toime." konnan's weird belly
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literally rudy giuliani managing a tag team of cartoonishly coward heel cops that's television right there
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Serially permabanned poster Frakeing Hamster Dance, Scoops my Goops, ate my balls redux
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I woke up this morning and the first thing I thought of was, it would be funny if you redid Repo Man but he's all about collecting cum. Just came out with the little bandit mask and a burlap sack of cum. Importantly he ain't gay, there's nothing sexual in it for him, he's just here to "recollect what is his." The face commentators excoriate him and say he has no legal claim to the cum he's taking, the heel commentators say that's hogwash and cheer him on for taking what is his. He's hamming it up, pulling down his opponents trunks and giving them a rough handy into the burlap to the crowd's overwhelming jeers. Name is the same, theme song is the same, look is essentially the same. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNCxNiXv2AU ----------------
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So what if he turns face?
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Poopers Malloy. Old school guy who is a baby. Kind of like the Roger Rabbit baby but for wrestling. He's a cartoon.
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Bill Ding, the World's Worst Architect, who's so frustrated by how terrible his houses and buildings are that he takes his anger out on his opponents in the ring
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Rags to Liches posted:Bill Ding, the World's Worst Architect, who's so frustrated by how terrible his houses and buildings are that he takes his anger out on his opponents in the ring Trey Miguel is calling his lawyer to sue you
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Edward Mass posted:Trey Miguel is calling his lawyer to sue you oh dammit, I forgot he used that as a ring name for a bit
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If I had a twin instead of getting into wrestling with my twin as like a tag team act or something, I would say we're one wrestler and he'd wrestle half the time and i'd wrestle half the time, the audience none the wiser, kind of like a Mary Kate and Ashley deal on Full House. You'd only be making half a paycheck at first of course, but over time as your reputation built as a workhorse who could seemingly recover at double the rate of a normal man, even returning with a freshly healed broken arm or whatever, you'd get put in that main event. And that's when you reveal the truth and tell the promoter to hire your twin as well, and put the two of you in the main event, as two sides of a mans personality doing battle. then after the match you 'reform' together and have to only wrestle half the matches again.
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That DICK! posted:If I had a twin instead of getting into wrestling with my twin as like a tag team act or something, I would say we're one wrestler and he'd wrestle half the time and i'd wrestle half the time, the audience none the wiser, kind of like a Mary Kate and Ashley deal on Full House. You'd only be making half a paycheck at first of course, but over time as your reputation built as a workhorse who could seemingly recover at double the rate of a normal man, even returning with a freshly healed broken arm or whatever, you'd get put in that main event. And that's when you reveal the truth and tell the promoter to hire your twin as well, and put the two of you in the main event, as two sides of a mans personality doing battle. then after the match you 'reform' together and have to only wrestle half the matches again. a duality of man angle, genius
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That DICK! posted:If I had a twin instead of getting into wrestling with my twin as like a tag team act or something, I would say we're one wrestler and he'd wrestle half the time and i'd wrestle half the time, the audience none the wiser, kind of like a Mary Kate and Ashley deal on Full House. You'd only be making half a paycheck at first of course, but over time as your reputation built as a workhorse who could seemingly recover at double the rate of a normal man, even returning with a freshly healed broken arm or whatever, you'd get put in that main event. And that's when you reveal the truth and tell the promoter to hire your twin as well, and put the two of you in the main event, as two sides of a mans personality doing battle. then after the match you 'reform' together and have to only wrestle half the matches again. Throwin his rear end off hell in a cell and he rolls under the ring prestiging himself back out like nothing happened
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