Kicked out of and banned from the supermarket again

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For oggling the Skinny Cow logo and making "innapropriate" remarks about her. But I mean, come on! Who wouldn't wanna piece of that?

Amooooooooga! Am I right???

Why are grocery store managers so freakin' uptight? Geeze!

# ? Jul 22, 2021 01:52

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# ? May 7, 2024 16:30

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# ? Jul 22, 2021 02:25

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pnac attack posted:

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# ? Jul 22, 2021 02:36

FutonForensic

skim milk waist. whole milk rear end.

# ? Jul 22, 2021 02:58

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

it's a tasteful nude:
-black and white
-nipples covered by rest of body

# ? Jul 22, 2021 03:20

Percy Teatwillow: let us go out this evening for pleasure, for the night is still young

buddy, they won�t even let me gently caress the skinny cow

THANK U Heather Papps !!

Gluehead posted:

i met snow at a restaurant once and i was like 'man, informer is a really good song!' and he just looked up from the bowl of french onion soup he was eating, mouthed the words 'gently caress off' and then he gave me the finger twice with boths hands, then crossed the two fingers to make a cross and aimed it at me

# ? Jul 22, 2021 03:37

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FutonForensic posted:

skim milk waist. whole milk rear end.

# ? Jul 22, 2021 03:38

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Percy Teatwillow posted:

buddy, they won’t even let me gently caress the skinny cow

I was just appreciating their beauty!

# ? Jul 22, 2021 03:38

FutonForensic

gently caress the Skinny Cow, Marry the Laughing Cow, Kill the cow from the Kerrygold logo

# ? Jul 22, 2021 05:18

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

At Price Chopper they let people take their dicks out in the dairy aisle... they don't say why, but everybody knows.

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# ? Jul 22, 2021 05:26

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

I was just at Price Chopper this evening... buying some Klondike Bars... buying some Amy's burritos... I saw like three guys huddled around the cheese case just cranking away. The sad part is, they were so desperate that they were just aiming at the Cabot Cheddar.

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# ? Jul 22, 2021 05:27

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

crankin ur hog at the Price Chopper magazine stand was a time honored tradition where I come from. every arbor day women and men 12 abreast just jackin it so right

# ? Jul 22, 2021 05:34

FutonForensic

with a wink I tuck a $20 bill down the rubber band of a bundle of asparagus

# ? Jul 22, 2021 05:47

Ventral EggSac

mmmm get a look at them ta-tas (tater tots)

# ? Jul 22, 2021 14:44

Percy Teatwillow: let us go out this evening for pleasure, for the night is still young

*strolls into the eggplant aisle* Bwuhhhhh???

THANK U Heather Papps !!

Gluehead posted:

i met snow at a restaurant once and i was like 'man, informer is a really good song!' and he just looked up from the bowl of french onion soup he was eating, mouthed the words 'gently caress off' and then he gave me the finger twice with boths hands, then crossed the two fingers to make a cross and aimed it at me

# ? Jul 22, 2021 15:27

alnilam

Very obviously staring at the display of melons over in produce as i check out. "Um my eyes are up here" says the cashier.

_{ty manifisto}

# ? Jul 22, 2021 15:47

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alnilam posted:

Very obviously staring at the display of melons over in produce as i check out. "Um my eyes are up here" says the cashier.

"What kind of sicko wants sliced melons???" I shout at the produce manager.

# ? Jul 22, 2021 15:53

Finger Prince

Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to remove those stolen hams from your pants.
Wait, that's your actual rear end? Daaaamn. Well we're banning you from the store anyway because you're distracting the security staff with all that luscious trouser meat.

# ? Jul 22, 2021 17:34

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

stranger: "yeah i used to spend spend alot of time on those dating apps but they all just felt like such a meat market, ya know?"

me: *furiously spanking it at the meat market*

https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Jul 22, 2021 18:02

Uria aalge: Chi-la-la-la-lax

*giggling and making googly eyes at an unripe banana*

Thank you for the winter sig, Heather Papps!

Thanks for the summer sig, ChubbyChecker!

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