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SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

Surely this'll be a routine defence for Shingo to finally give the belt the beginnings of legitimacy.

But on the other hand, GO ACE

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SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

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Jeez, that's desolate

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

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Thank you for the rules rundown Chris

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

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Oh hey, it's Chase. I assumed he was still in Texas

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

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MJeff posted:

I thought the main card started at 3, when does this thing start for real, geez.

1 hour

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

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GoK deserves better

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

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The crowd applause doesn't sound nearly as bad as I feared

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

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Such history behind that Texas Heavyweight championship

ffs PLAY MAKABE'S ACTUAL MUSIC YOU DICKS

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

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Thanlis posted:

Thank you SG! Not awake really over here.

Welcome to the Doukio Dome!

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

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Didn't even occur to me that the people eliminated via handcuff will be hanging around at ringside getting in the way until Chris mentioned it

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

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The King needs the trophy to finally resolve that poo poo Yano feud from years ago

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

Thanlis posted:

If there are really 22 people in this thing, they're gonna run out of handcuffs. This requires strategy -- do you want to burn a pair of cuffs on someone like Honma, or should you save them for the serious contestants?

Eliminations are also by pin,sub and top rope. The handcuffs are more people that you want trapped there wallowing in their defeat

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

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"Marty Asami, passable at most as a ref"

Kevin you loving savage :laffo:

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

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Quick history, six years ago when they were young lions SHO and YOH teamed up to eliminate several wrestlers from the WK9 Ranbo, Tiger Mask among them. We'll have to see if history repeats itself tonight

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

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MiSu :negative:

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

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Hell Yeah, BUSHI here to save us from Heavyweight Supremacy

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

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TENCOZY BETRAYAL

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

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That young man really needs a haircut

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

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SG Bamboo posted:

Hell Yeah, BUSHI here to save us from Heavyweight Supremacy

I didn't even realise DOUKI was still alive

LETS GO DOUKI

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

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Yes, this is EVIL's proper spot on the card

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

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lol wtf Dick doesn't have his own theme

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

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gently caress YOU OKA, getting rid of the boys

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

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Kevin really hates Marty, just burying him left and right

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

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Big match Yuj is my only hope now that Douki has been eliminated

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

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a cyborg mug posted:

Do you want us to call someone, friend?

I'm good, we'll be hanging out with Pieter at Fale's cafe after the show admiring the trophy

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

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abraham linksys posted:

if this company had fewer yujiros and more ren naritas on these shoes I sure would watch more of them

They got rid of half their Yujiro's a couple of years ago, there's barely any left

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

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Fang revives, to open the show after losing to an old man

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

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Yano's intro will last the entire rest of the match

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

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Kenta just hangin and fangin

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

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I take back every bad thing I thought about his match in the leadup, this gimmick is great

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

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a cyborg mug posted:

Chase is gonna win this poo poo, isn’t he

Not if the main man YH has anything to say about it.

ffs Marty you incompetent so-and-so :argh:

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

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I'm quielty optimistic about what Chase is going to do with the trophy, he's a solid enough opening card comedy heel.

Match ruled, so much better than the one at WK

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

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Cerebral Bore posted:

Crappy little bullshit trophy for a crappy little bullshit man.

Yeah but now Chase has it, so it'll go through a redesign

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

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Oh hey, it's Hiromu

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

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I appreciate that Hiromu is confident he won't get injured again

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

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MegaCOACH :neckbeard:

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

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Kevin is so angry today

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

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MJeff posted:

So what's the story here, they're talking about a loaded boot?

ELP went back home to Canada during covid, and when he came back for super J cup months later his finisher was a superkick. He claims he just trained relentlessly on trees in the canadian wilderness to perfect the superkick but everyone else are sore losers and claim the boot is loaded

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

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MJeff posted:

Total bullshit, when are we gonna talk about Taguchi's loaded rear end?

Are you going to arrest the man for having too much junk in the trunk? Dispicable

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SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

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ELP is a good flying guy

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