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Apr 3, 2010

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Vikings having a rough one

https://twitter.com/christomasson/status/1422580752739409921

https://twitter.com/ChadGraff/status/1422533676080979969?s=09

Cousins, Thielen, Smith are 3 of 5 starters that said they would not get vaxxed

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Apr 3, 2010

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https://twitter.com/NickiJhabvala/status/1422604884344463365

Woof

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Apr 3, 2010

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https://twitter.com/Vikings/status/1422652976376713216

Probably a smart move

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Apr 3, 2010

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Kirk Cousins is a stupid gently caress who is also bad at football

https://zonecoverage.com/2021/minnesota-vikings-news/mike-zimmer-reveals-kirk-cousins-doesnt-believe-in-protocols/

quote:

After Tuesday’s practice Zimmer joined KFAN‘s Dan Barreiro for an on air conversation. Barreiro, who is known for rarely sticking to sports, kicked the conversation off with two off-field topics. After discussing the inevitable Jeff Gladney release, Barreiro veered into the world Zimmer has spent the last few days living in to find out how the coach feels about being seemingly knighted as a pseudo league vaccination advocate. Much of what Zimmer espoused had already been mentioned during post-practice interviews earlier this week.

But then Zimmer dropped an incredibly interesting nugget.

Barreiro asked:

Have you had any conversations directly just with Kirk On this thing?

To which a somewhat exasperated Zimmer replied:

Not really, I haven’t talked to him not about whether he should or shouldn’t get vaccinated I’ve talked to him about some of the protocols which he doesn’t believe in

Zimmer went on to say his response to that is Kirk should be talking to the league’s and his own doctors, but “doesn’t believe in” could be a big deal.

To this point Kirk Cousins has been completely reluctant to discuss his thoughts on the vaccines or his personal vaccine situation, but going into last week we don’t need to ring up Sherlock Holmes to figure out Kirk was not interested. As we all heard last year: if he dies, he dies right?

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Apr 3, 2010

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That's HIPAA

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Apr 3, 2010

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loving LOL what a stupid gently caress

https://twitter.com/SeifertESPN/status/1423332820265676805

https://twitter.com/SeifertESPN/status/1423334082151428096

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Apr 3, 2010

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Ahahahaha

https://twitter.com/ArifHasanNFL/status/1423331528084443139

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Apr 3, 2010

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sean10mm posted:

What coaches have a detectable personality and are any good nowadays, anyway?

Matt LaFluer

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Apr 3, 2010

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Hey guys check this not terrifying picture out

https://twitter.com/TonyDungy/status/1424794141255356442

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Apr 3, 2010

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Oh no oh god

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Apr 3, 2010

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH



Sorry I'm sorry I'm trying to delete it

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Apr 3, 2010

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Stupid links expiring...

Hot Diggity! fucked around with this message at 23:57 on Aug 9, 2021

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Apr 3, 2010

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Noted cheater Tom Brady is now in the NFT scam

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/31993538/tampa-bay-buccaneers-tom-brady-releasing-debut-set-nfts

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Apr 3, 2010

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I need video of this.

https://twitter.com/jonmachota/status/1425288775131861000

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Apr 3, 2010

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It's cool and funny

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Apr 3, 2010

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fartknocker posted:

I’m strongly in favor of the Cowboys being bad and losing many, many football games.

People everywhere are saying this more and more

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Apr 3, 2010

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Today in surprise releases

https://twitter.com/Lions/status/1425835490788446209

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Apr 3, 2010

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Huh Fitzmagic has 7 kids

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Apr 3, 2010

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As a Packers fan I am extremely familiar with ignoring the concept of "defense" and what it means to have a good one

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Apr 3, 2010

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R.D. Mangles posted:

what the gently caress is this beard


QB1

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Apr 3, 2010

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Lol colts

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1426937350437974017?s=19

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Apr 3, 2010

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Hell yeah Riverboat Ron

https://twitter.com/theMMQB/status/1427246009390751748

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Apr 3, 2010

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Football Outsiders has their Preseason Week 1 walkthrough up

https://www.footballoutsiders.com/walkthrough/2021/tua-fields-and-lance-check-all-boxes

Excerpts below:

Fields

quote:

Fields looked lost when he first took the field. It didn't help that teammates kept jumping offsides and one snap rolled up to his ankles. He was much sharper in the third quarter, when both teams were digging deep into their benches, creating opportunities for Fields to operate in space and show off his ability to sling the ball on the run.

If you feel compelled to form an opinion on Fields' readiness as a starter right now, it's best to take the mean of Fields' first- and second-half performances. I'm guessing that few people will.

Mac Jones

quote:

GENERAL AUDIENCE EDITION: He looked OK.

Lance

quote:

Lance demonstrated obvious athleticism and a few soft skills, such as the touch on the Woerner pass and a willingness to find secondary targets. He was also increasingly jittery as the game progressed. But since the game was not nationally televised and the Sherfield bomb got about a zillion retweets just before East Coast fans logged off for the night, it's easy to believe Lance had some sort of transcendent debut, not just a solid one.

I'm about 70% ready to anoint Lance the 49ers' opening day starter. Those who claim to be 100% ready are either riding a popular narrative, made their minds up on draft night, or are basing their opinions on GIFs

Hurts

quote:

Hurts finished 3-of-7 for 54 yards, but with drops by Zach Ertz and Jalen Raegor. The Eagles offense is in 2019-2020 form, in other words. Hurts probably won't be the Eagles' biggest problem this year. There's no evidence yet that he's their long-term solution, either.

Lawrence

quote:

My expectations for Lawrence hover in the "survive a year of Meyer dippiness and maybe develop a little" range. He looks capable of meeting them.

Love

quote:

Love looked sharp and decisive, getting rid of the ball quickly on mostly prescribed throws and benefitting from a screen-and-go touchdown to someone named Kylin Hill before getting strip-sacked on a two-minute drill.

Wilson

quote:

Graded on a Jets curve, Wilson's debut was a triumph: he didn't bounce a fumble off a teammate's jockstrap or accidentally detonate a nuclear warhead. Also, he missed the very start of camp and suffered a minor hand injury early in the week, so just seeing him out there distributing short, mostly prescribed passes was encouraging.

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Apr 3, 2010

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The dream is over...

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Apr 3, 2010

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TRADE

https://twitter.com/JordanRaanan/status/1427685735050747904

Sure why not another depth corner.

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Apr 3, 2010

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Guze posted:

So long, Josh Jackson.

Wouldn't be too surprised if it is a player for player trade. Jackson needs a fresh start.

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Apr 3, 2010

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Hot Diggity! posted:

Wouldn't be too surprised if it is a player for player trade. Jackson needs a fresh start.

lol hell yeah

https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/1427699031480864773

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Apr 3, 2010

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Redhogs more like sunburned penis

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Apr 3, 2010

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https://twitter.com/mattschneidman/status/1428090575300042758

This is pretty funny

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Apr 3, 2010

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blarzgh posted:

Not to MENTION the poor Dolphins fans, who's only fond memory of the last 10 years is that they almost got Ryan Tannehill right.

Gonna guess it's actually when they beat the Patriots on a trick play

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Apr 3, 2010

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https://twitter.com/Connor_J_Hughes/status/1428392651859058691

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Apr 3, 2010

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Tom Brady is a cheater, people forget this.

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Apr 3, 2010

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Billy B's letter to Trump was really funny

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Apr 3, 2010

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Not officially but it's what the team has been saying forever.

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Apr 3, 2010

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sharknado slashfic posted:

I presume this is a weird way of saying "they helped him off the field" but I keep picturing them dragging his limp body to the sideline and then tossing him off the field.

Same, two guys grabbing him by the shoulder pads screaming "MEDIC I NEED A loving MEDIC!!!"

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Apr 3, 2010

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Asproigerosis posted:

this is my madden thread now. I want to make the eagles a power run team, who should I trade all my firsts to for a big beefy runner?

Yeah and guards

Also there's a video james thread here

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3966922&pagenumber=3

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Apr 3, 2010

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kiimo posted:

Can someone quickly and succinctly explain to a moron like myself why this poo poo costs nearly 8 grand because I never took the time to understand NFT, I feel like I just wrapped my head around blockchain and I'm tired

You can buy a gif, and say that you are the only one that owns the original gif, while everyone else freely reposts copies of the gif and makes fun of you for buying a gif for thousands of dollars

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Apr 3, 2010

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Ahahahaha no way this stupid gently caress gets the jab

https://twitter.com/ChadGraff/status/1430585844545490958

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Apr 3, 2010

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Print the shirts

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1430905691867291649

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Apr 3, 2010

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https://twitter.com/MattRichWarren/status/1430884374526971911

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