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endless screaming 24/7 blood, poo poo, death and combat i can't elaborate further because i'm not a nurse, i just have friends who are. but that is my hypothesis
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Are you saying nurses should be allowed to kill some folks now and then for a more complete experience?
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Aug 8, 2021 03:18
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Thanks mate
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Aug 8, 2021 03:19
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If it weren’t for nurses I wouldn’t know that amethyst crystals can enhance my immune system. I think they might even synergize with my jo crystal. If anyone has 20 minutes tonight we can see what happens
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Aug 8, 2021 03:20
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I have a friend who's a nurse and I loving hate her and hope she dies. An anti-vaxxer and a coke fiend and a weed thief whose car is never without an open bottle of wine or beer. I guess I could blame capitalism for her problems but I prefer just to believe she's a huge bitch.
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Aug 8, 2021 03:24
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Nurses are basically middle management at hospitals and most of the work is done by cnas barely making a living wage so gently caress hospitals like every thing else hth
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Aug 8, 2021 03:31
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Nurses are having a loving time rn with overloaded hospitals from dumbasses who are dying from their own goddamn proud ignorance. My ma was a nurse for 30 years, I dont envy a single one and I hope for them.
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Nigmaetcetera posted:I have a friend who's a nurse and I loving hate her and hope she dies. An anti-vaxxer and a coke fiend and a weed thief whose car is never without an open bottle of wine or beer. I guess I could blame capitalism for her problems but I prefer just to believe she's a huge bitch.  why are you friends with this person?
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Aug 8, 2021 04:23
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Ignatius M. Meen posted:
I'm not but I didn't feel like saying "My dad's ex-girlfriend"
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Aug 8, 2021 04:25
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Nurse wipe my rear end!
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Aug 8, 2021 04:28
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Dear Watson posted:If it weren’t for nurses I wouldn’t know that amethyst crystals can enhance my immune system. I think they might even synergize with my jo crystal. If anyone has 20 minutes tonight we can see what happens meet me at temple square
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Aug 8, 2021 04:29
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omw (on my way)
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Dear Watson posted:If it weren’t for nurses I wouldn’t know that amethyst crystals can enhance my immune system. I think they might even synergize with my jo crystal. If anyone has 20 minutes tonight we can see what happens How am I supposed to jerk off 10 times?
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Time_pants posted:How am I supposed to jerk off 10 times? Did you not read the part about the amethyst crystals?
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1redflag posted:Did you not read the part about the amethyst crystals? Obviously I skimmed past that part. You son of a bitch, I'm in!!
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Aug 8, 2021 06:04
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When a hospital closes the nurses get to shoot all the animals.
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Aug 8, 2021 06:10
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They do function a lot like soldiers if you think about it. They steal our poo poo to give it to the rich.
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Aug 8, 2021 06:33
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Nurses are the best and soldiers are the worst
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Aug 8, 2021 06:38
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A nurse that doesn't sell drugs on the side? Does such a thing even exist??
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Aug 8, 2021 09:40
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Trying to staple idiots together is not the same as killing people for a living, imo.
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Weka posted:Trying to staple idiots together is not the same as killing people for a living, imo. Shooting bullets into people and stitching up wounds are like yin and yang, you need both. Let's not judge the bullet people so hastily. And you try wiping out a village in north african temperatures, it takes gumption
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ProperCoochie posted:A nurse that doesn't sell drugs on the side? Does such a thing even exist?? Never trust a nurse who isn't a pusher or a vampire, they must be hiding something bad.
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Aug 8, 2021 12:15
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I like that one hospital that's about to fire half it's nursing staff because they refuse to get the covid vaccine because it'll make them magnetic.
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my military experience involved a lot of hiding in a basement storage closet with a bunch of people I’d never in a million years chose to socialize with, holding a clipboard (so it looks like we’re doing something) so that we aren’t forced to clean
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Toadie - which was his name, but I'm sure the spelling was wrong, was an interesting motherfucker. And by interesting I mean weird. Thankfully he wasn't in my squad but boy did we hear about him. Toadie had not masturbated before. Not once. He was rather proud of this, at his 19 years of age. Never having busted a nut before, he was ready to go and shoot non-Christians (his words) over in the desert somewhere (also his words). Unfortunately, military life was not for Toadie. He was also one of those dudes that was built to be one of those PT success stories in the army; long legs for all that pointless running, rake thin with short arms and a short body for pushups and situps. He was, however, not a PT stud. Not even close. This was evidenced one day when one drill sergeant convinced him to touch another drill sergeant's hat. There comes the shark attack and the smoking. Did you know that an apparent side effect of a bunch of 8 count pushups and then Y-squats makes you poo poo your pants? No, neither did I, but that didn't stop Toadie. Life for him remains relatively uneventful, except for quick little extra smokings for him every so often. He squeals like a 10 year old girl getting beaten with hammers when he does anything that sounds like physical activity. It sounded like a dude was dying, and when everyone realized he was just a bitch, it was just plain hilarious. Half way through basic, someone obviously convinces he should just go beat his meat. So he does. Shoots his load into a wadded up piece of toilet paper... then shows his squad leader with a huge poo poo eating grin on his face, even when he freaks out and threatens to beat his rear end. He just wanders off and shows a bunch of other people, for whatever reason. We're out at an FTX, and he's been busted wearing his IBA without plates, and running his ruck light as gently caress. He has to wear his IBA with plates at all time, even when in the big group tent. He walks outside for some reason, no IBA on. He gets the rear end in a top hat smoked out of him, his bitch screams echoing across the camp, everyone laughing. So we get onto driving tanks around a closed course. It ain't hard, and a couple of guys show some real talent driving these tanks fast as gently caress on the road course. These people were not Toadie. He creeps around the course at 10 miles an hour, weaving back and forth all over the place like an crazy woman's poo poo, the TC screaming at him for being a god drat idiot the entire time. When it comes time to park it, he doesn't even want him to do that. Just to pull up near the other tanks, and he will take it from there. Stop Toadie. Stop Toadie. STOP TOADIE. HOLY gently caress STOP THE loving TANK TOADIE. Alas, Toadie forget what the brake is (the brake pedal, just like a car) and smashes one tank into another. Front skirt meets front skirt, and a lot of damage is done. He's in trouble for this, but it's coming up to about 3 weeks out, so they really don't want to kick him out. Okay, so final PT test is done, he has passed - barely. We've got M9 qual that day, then off for a week long FTX, then we are motherfucking done. During the M9 qual, Toadie, for some reason, could not understand the concept of the slide release catch. But he would never slingshot it, oh no. He would use some kind of gimpy backhanded kind of way to rack the weapon, and at the same time points it at a drill sergeant. He's warned once. He does it again. He's warned twice. And this time, he does it again, safety off, mag in, finger on the trigger, right at the drill sergeant. Drill sergeant loses his poo poo, and is holding a half meter diameter wooden range card, and smashes it over his head. Range card is in pieces, Toadie skids about three feet on his face into the dirt, M9 goes flying. The CO sees this, and with 2 weeks to go, flips his poo poo, throws him in the duty truck, and chapters his rear end. Toadie is off to the house, where he will no longer have a chance to shoot non-Christians over in the desert somewhere.
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Tell me how being a nurse is comparable to that and I will (maybe) forever sing your praises forever like Socrates getting someone else to figure out if objects are pious because they are holy or if objects are holy because they are pious OP
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helloo nurse!
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ten hut was a butt
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I thank your friend for their service
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I'm a CMA partnered with an LPN and she was telling me the other day that she doesn't believe in vaccinating her kids, while we were in the process of giving this 2 year old 5 different shots. Also, we're not allowed to ask patients' their vaccination status anymore (for any vaccine) because an extremely wealthy patient recently bitched that we were violating his HIPAA rights by asking. And it quickly made its way up the hospital's chain of command.
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Pimpcasso posted:Nurses are basically middle management at hospitals and most of the work is done by cnas barely making a living wage so gently caress hospitals like every thing else hth I have never seen a CNA that wasn’t just an rear end wiper and patient mover and I’ve seen a lot of hospitals.
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Ugly In The Morning posted:I have never seen a CNA that wasn’t just an rear end wiper and patient mover and I’ve seen a lot of hospitals. what do you think real work is
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I mostly think it’s just funny that’s usually a statement that gets made about doctors and RNs, but now they’ve bumped it down a tier.
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Dear Watson posted:If it weren’t for nurses I wouldn’t know that amethyst crystals can enhance my immune system. I think they might even synergize with my jo crystal. If anyone has 20 minutes tonight we can see what happens Sorry it takes at least 40 minutes for me for there to be even a chance of anything but air coming out
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Mooey Cow posted:Sorry it takes at least 40 minutes for me for there to be even a chance of anything but air coming out No man, I made a similar mistake. Go back and read the part about the amethyst crystals. They've got it covered.
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Aug 8, 2021 19:15
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I think the amethyst is a suppository
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Aug 8, 2021 19:20
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Today I learned that having a desk job in the military involves endless screaming, blood, poo poo, death and combat.
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Aug 8, 2021 20:30
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That sounds perfectly normal for your daily drive to work though
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Ugly In The Morning posted:I mostly think it’s just funny that’s usually a statement that gets made about doctors and RNs, but now they’ve bumped it down a tier.
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This is my bedpan. there are many like it but this one's mine. My bedpan is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as i must master my life. Without me, my bedpan is useless
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