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The reality is that many of us fail to make our relationships last longer than the expiration date on your pasta. It took many years but I am finally at the point where my ex and I are coparenting and it loving kicks rear end. My kids are loving it, everyone is happy. We out here, we are doing BIG things. Point is, *make* *it* *work* *If* *you* *love* *your* *kids* You don't have to gently caress her/him but be cool bro, your kids will cash out big time. https://imgur.com/M7jOP3n
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lmao @ the idea of having kids
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Aug 9, 2021 05:04
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Was def expecting this to end in a fiery wreck
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Aug 9, 2021 05:13
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Didn't know you can get disability placards for being r-worded.
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Aug 9, 2021 05:19
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Well, I'm a single parent and I'm in this thread. Now what, OP?
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Aug 9, 2021 05:22
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IG-88 posted:The reality is that many of us fail to make our relationships last longer than the expiration date on your pasta. thank you, IG-88
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Aug 9, 2021 05:26
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she broke her foot when she fell through a boat thats why she has the decal
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Aug 9, 2021 05:34
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I thought it was spelled co-parenting. I’m really confused right now.
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Aug 9, 2021 05:39
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Wait, pasta can expire?
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Aug 9, 2021 05:40
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op how could you bring children into this world I demand that you smother them
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Aug 9, 2021 06:49
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This type of gag is most popular on twitter
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Aug 9, 2021 07:20
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The eternal struggle.
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Aug 9, 2021 07:54
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dad you promised me you would not make this thread
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Aug 9, 2021 08:49
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more like cope-parentingChinatown posted:lmao @ the idea of having kids this is my jam
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Aug 9, 2021 08:53
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Ad by Khad posted:more like cope-parenting Lmao
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Aug 9, 2021 08:55
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAM8CtlQnnk
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Aug 9, 2021 08:55
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have you considered putting your kids on a diet?
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Aug 9, 2021 11:52
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I was a step mum to an awesome kid for 3-4 years. He was awesome, his parent was awesome, it just didn't work out. That's my parenting story. Thanks for listening.
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Aug 9, 2021 11:55
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Single parents, let's face it, all that means is your single and have had sex atleast once, so PM me.
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Aug 9, 2021 11:56
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Single parents lol are you just budding off or fragmenting children like a fungi or a sea sponge?
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Aug 9, 2021 12:01
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I'M LOOKING TO MAKE A CURVY GOONETTE INTO A SINGLE MILF.
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Aug 9, 2021 12:37
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Truly a good lesson in why no one should ever have children lest this happen to them, op
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Aug 9, 2021 13:00
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Lol, oops. I'm giving my kid a stable, predictable life with two parents. I'm not very good at this.
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Aug 9, 2021 13:39
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lmfao remember when you and your SO were planning a future together when your kids were conceived hahaha remember how the sex used to be good and you thought everything was perfect or maybe mostly perfect or maybe at least that it would last and your hapless kids wouldn't grow up in a broken home hmbol ah man what a riot. good times, good times.
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my girlfriend is begging me to put kids in her cause she's figured out I'm gonna dump her. and I'm thinking, that sounds loving dope. what kid wouldn't love a mom who likes disappearing without a word whenever she's in a mood, while sending passive-aggressive suicide threats to their dad, at least once a month. we can show them how a healthy relationship works, where dad goes to work, and mom stays home and invents reasons to be depressed and trashes the apartment while complaining that dad doesn't do enough. I want kids, for myself, just as a lil self-gift, a nice lil trophy to keep on my mantle. I want kids so I can say I've Accomplished Something In Life, not by pursuing professional or social or technical prestige, or by pursuing mastery of myself, but by having The Sex with a person I ultimately can't stand. having a kid or two gives me something material I can show off to other people, and makes my life Worth Living, even if they're miserable for most of their childhood, and grow up to be even more insane than either mom or dad. I can do all the epic reddit dad jokes and brag about having sex to the disinterested 21 year olds I still play videogames with. the future is gonna be great! 
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Aug 9, 2021 16:07
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Your bastard kids should have been blowjobs.
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Salacious Spy posted:my girlfriend is begging me to put kids in her cause she's figured out I'm gonna dump her. and I'm thinking, that sounds loving dope. what kid wouldn't love a mom who likes disappearing without a word whenever she's in a mood, while sending passive-aggressive suicide threats to their dad, at least once a month. we can show them how a healthy relationship works, where dad goes to work, and mom stays home and invents reasons to be depressed and trashes the apartment while complaining that dad doesn't do enough. I want kids, for myself, just as a lil self-gift, a nice lil trophy to keep on my mantle. I want kids so I can say I've Accomplished Something In Life, not by pursuing professional or social or technical prestige, or by pursuing mastery of myself, but by having The Sex with a person I ultimately can't stand. having a kid or two gives me something material I can show off to other people, and makes my life Worth Living, even if they're miserable for most of their childhood, and grow up to be even more insane than either mom or dad. I can do all the epic reddit dad jokes and brag about having sex to the disinterested 21 year olds I still play videogames with. the future is gonna be great!  posthaste
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OP, I'm really sorry that your kids are going to have to grow up in the same world I've been farting in all my life. At first I thought it was harmless and it would just diffuse into the atmosphere and nobody would notice, but at this point you can sort of tell something doesn't smell right outside, and I've probably got at least another 30 productive years in me. I project that by the time my flame is extinguished the whole world is gonna smell like a refrigerator with an open pack of bologna. It saddens me to know OP's kids and grandkids are the ones who will inherit this mess.
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Salacious Spy posted:my girlfriend is begging me to put kids in her cause she's figured out I'm gonna dump her. and I'm thinking, that sounds loving dope. what kid wouldn't love a mom who likes disappearing without a word whenever she's in a mood, while sending passive-aggressive suicide threats to their dad, at least once a month. we can show them how a healthy relationship works, where dad goes to work, and mom stays home and invents reasons to be depressed and trashes the apartment while complaining that dad doesn't do enough. I want kids, for myself, just as a lil self-gift, a nice lil trophy to keep on my mantle. I want kids so I can say I've Accomplished Something In Life, not by pursuing professional or social or technical prestige, or by pursuing mastery of myself, but by having The Sex with a person I ultimately can't stand. having a kid or two gives me something material I can show off to other people, and makes my life Worth Living, even if they're miserable for most of their childhood, and grow up to be even more insane than either mom or dad. I can do all the epic reddit dad jokes and brag about having sex to the disinterested 21 year olds I still play videogames with. the future is gonna be great! Hmm you're definitely not projecting lmao
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Salacious Spy posted:my girlfriend is begging me to put kids in her cause she's figured out I'm gonna dump her. and I'm thinking, that sounds loving dope. what kid wouldn't love a mom who likes disappearing without a word whenever she's in a mood, while sending passive-aggressive suicide threats to their dad, at least once a month. we can show them how a healthy relationship works, where dad goes to work, and mom stays home and invents reasons to be depressed and trashes the apartment while complaining that dad doesn't do enough. I want kids, for myself, just as a lil self-gift, a nice lil trophy to keep on my mantle. I want kids so I can say I've Accomplished Something In Life, not by pursuing professional or social or technical prestige, or by pursuing mastery of myself, but by having The Sex with a person I ultimately can't stand. having a kid or two gives me something material I can show off to other people, and makes my life Worth Living, even if they're miserable for most of their childhood, and grow up to be even more insane than either mom or dad. I can do all the epic reddit dad jokes and brag about having sex to the disinterested 21 year olds I still play videogames with. the future is gonna be great! but enough about how you were raised
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Cubone posted:thank you, IG-88
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bradzilla posted:Hmm you're definitely not projecting lmao Ichabod Tane posted:but enough about how you were raised 
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Salacious Spy posted:my girlfriend is begging me to put kids in her cause she's figured out I'm gonna dump her. and I'm thinking, that sounds loving dope. what kid wouldn't love a mom who likes disappearing without a word whenever she's in a mood, while sending passive-aggressive suicide threats to their dad, at least once a month. we can show them how a healthy relationship works, where dad goes to work, and mom stays home and invents reasons to be depressed and trashes the apartment while complaining that dad doesn't do enough. I want kids, for myself, just as a lil self-gift, a nice lil trophy to keep on my mantle. I want kids so I can say I've Accomplished Something In Life, not by pursuing professional or social or technical prestige, or by pursuing mastery of myself, but by having The Sex with a person I ultimately can't stand. having a kid or two gives me something material I can show off to other people, and makes my life Worth Living, even if they're miserable for most of their childhood, and grow up to be even more insane than either mom or dad. I can do all the epic reddit dad jokes and brag about having sex to the disinterested 21 year olds I still play videogames with. the future is gonna be great! Uhm dude if you need to talk feel free to PM me
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just having a lol about how much you hate your wife, very normal
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1) OP should not be allowed to drive an automobile. 2) OP should not be allowed to be responsible for the welfare of children. Pay attention to the road, you fuckwit. And slower traffic stays right.
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Aug 10, 2021 01:14
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i'm in my 30s and i don't have kids. lol
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Aug 10, 2021 01:17
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i can basically do whatever i want it's fucken sick lmao
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Aug 10, 2021 01:18
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Is being a co-parent with an invested partner that you get along with really well the same as being a single parent?
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Just LOL if you choose to bring kids into a world these days when we're right on the brink of turning it into Mad Max through climate change just as they hit their 20s.
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God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title
