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You loving buy it, right there. Sight unseen. Buy the horse. No stable? Buy the horse. No hay?? Buy the horse. Partner says don't buy the horse??? Buy the horse. Anti-horse clause in your lease???? Buy the horse. Allergic to horses????? Buy the horse. Already have a newer better horse?????? Buy the horse. No horseshoes??????? Buy the horse. To many horseshoes???????? Buy the horse. Family a little too interested in eating horse meat????????? Buy the horse. Terrified of horses eating your delicious grasses you have hoarded for yourself and you ain't loving sharing that poo poo with no fiucknig horse?????????? Buy the horse. No horse pants??????????? Buy the horse. Horse pants don't match horse collared shirt???????????? Buy the horse. No straw hat (horse sized)???????????? Buy the horse. Suffice it to say you should buy the horse.
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nah I was reading your post as "bury the horse" which sounds agreeable but owning one? They're like vet bills on the hoof
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Aug 9, 2021 07:26
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you sellin horse op?
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Aug 9, 2021 07:29
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How long have you been waiting to...deploy this?
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Aug 9, 2021 07:30
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Is it just the one horse for sale? 
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Aug 9, 2021 07:33
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Is it just the one horse for sale? FUUUUUUUUUUCK Okay, so what's the plan if there is two then??? Do we just buy one or is it in for a penny in for a pound???? ARE WE BUYING TWO HORSES.. gently caress MAN LET'S DO IT>>>>>
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Aug 9, 2021 07:35
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Cut out the middle man, sell me glue.
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Aug 9, 2021 07:35
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Das Boo posted:Cut out the middle man, sell me glue. Boo, what's up with a doodle of a shady man selling me a back alley horse at night????
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Aug 9, 2021 07:36
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Literally A Person posted:How long have you been waiting to...deploy this? poor fucker's probably been singing it for years, poo poo's catchy
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Aug 9, 2021 07:37
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ITT we go to the crossroads at midnight to buy a horse.
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:ITT we go to the crossroads at midnight to buy a horse.  No one said anytthing about a crossroads....
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Aug 9, 2021 07:39
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Literally A Person posted:
And here I thought you were serious about this.
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:And here I thought you were serious about this. Okay. Let's loving to it. LETS DO IT
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Literally A Person posted:FUUUUUUUUUUCK I DIDNT SAY THERE WERE TWO HORSES. I asked if there were two horses because if there’s only ONE HORSE it DOESNT MAKE SENSE TO BUY because what are we gonna ride the same horse? No we need two horses, no fewer no more. If this piece of poo poo can’t COME UP OFF A SECOND HORSE then DONT BUY ANY HORSES. 
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:I DIDNT SAY THERE WERE TWO HORSES. I asked if there were two horses because if there’s only ONE HORSE it DOESNT MAKE SENSE TO BUY because what are we gonna ride the same horse? No we need two horses, no fewer no more. If this piece of poo poo can’t COME UP OFF A SECOND HORSE then DONT BUY ANY HORSES. Oh no. I already bought the horse. Oh no oh no oh no
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Aug 9, 2021 07:42
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I don't need a horse, but I do need to glue some poo poo together. So I will buy your horse OP.
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Aug 9, 2021 07:50
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How many horse powers we talking
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:I don't need a horse, but I do need to glue some poo poo together. So I will buy your horse OP. Wait. So now I'm the one who offers to sell you a horse at night????? 
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ShortyMR.CAT posted:How many horse powers we talking At least one. Right?
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Literally A Person posted:Wait. Obviously you got some skin in the night horse selling game or you wouldn't be promoting buying horses at night.
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Obviously you got some skin in the night horse selling game or you wouldn't be promoting buying horses at night. THIS IS NOT TRUE THIS GOON IS A LIAR
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Aug 9, 2021 07:57
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Shoot for the moon!
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Aug 9, 2021 07:57
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This was always my favorite sketch of theirs
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Aug 9, 2021 07:58
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Literally A Person posted:Oh no. It’s cool I’ll fetch a taxi. 
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Aug 9, 2021 08:05
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DAMNIT! That's not a horse! That's a zebra you spray painted brown. I can see the stripes through that trash paint job! You're too cheap to even use two coats of paint!
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Aug 9, 2021 08:07
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Literally A Person posted:At least one. That just might be enough powers!
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Aug 9, 2021 08:18
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I had a horse once, in Coney Island. She got hit by a car.
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Aug 9, 2021 10:37
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It's a great investment, horse value is only going up up up! 500 years ago there was a horse on every street corner. Now, in COVID lockdown you might have gone a whole day without seeing a horse. That's scarcity, and scarcity means value! Horses are the bitcoin of animals, and not just because you can use them to buy drugs. Can you afford not to buy in?
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Aug 9, 2021 11:06
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pretty sure if someone is offering to sell you a horse at night they're talking about heroin buy the horse
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Literally A Person posted:THIS IS NOT TRUE THIS GOON IS A LIAR Agreed, you are a liar.
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Okay, bought the horse. ... what now? Petting it got old after like the first two hours, and my apartment is too small to ride it in. It is sitting on my couch now and gives me the old side-eye. I don't think it likes me much. Do horses plot murder? Hmmm... Does anybody want to meet me at night? No, not what you think. But I will bring a horse.... for, ... er, unrelated reasons.
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Aug 9, 2021 11:41
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How many miniature horses do I have to buy if I want to ride them? There's a guy here who says he's got a bunch in the back of his van.
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Aug 9, 2021 11:53
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I must look the horse in the mouth before agreeing to any of this
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Aug 9, 2021 12:01
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nice mental health crisis, op
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Aug 9, 2021 12:13
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These are some nice chompers on this horse, but why are the fangs so big?
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Aug 9, 2021 12:27
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Day horse sales don't have the right vibe ya know?
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What about dusk??? Op?
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I only want half of a horse.
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