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jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://youtu.be/NkRkuI0ZgX0

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DeathCrabForCutie
Jul 14, 2019
oh fuc-
Caveat Emptor: If you buy the horse you have to name it Rainbow Dash.

AKZ
Nov 5, 2009

I'm not here for apple-dumpling broad-daylight horse deals. I want that outlandish midnight horse chicanery.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

AKZ posted:

I'm not here for apple-dumpling broad-daylight horse deals. I want that outlandish midnight horse chicanery.

I got dat equine at nine

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Morning horses! Fresh out of the oven! Get them while they're hot!

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
I want to buy a horse and tell everyone how much I love my horse. It is great and so am I. Also I'm changing my name to Catherine.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

I don't understand. Almost all horse sales go on in the evening. Like sure, Troutman runs all day for a couple of days but they're usually scheduled from 9 am to 9 pm and end up going to like, 11 or 1 in the morning. But it's also one of the biggest horse sales on the east coast.

Chincoteague runs during the day, I guess.

Anyhow, OP is gibberish. Horse feet should be bare if they can be, thank you.

syntaxfunction posted:

I want to buy a horse and tell everyone how much I love my horse. It is great and so am I. Also I'm changing my name to Catherine.

Okay, but my horse is actually amazing. And the hell bitch in the background can be okay, too.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



i want a pony

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
invest in dogs and wait until they grow into horses

you're welcome

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

poverty goat posted:

i want a pony

you can come pet these two

Luvcow posted:

invest in dogs and wait until they grow into horses

you're welcome



It takes a bit.

Molentik
Apr 30, 2013

Make sure to look in it's mouth. If the person selling the horse refuses you get to have the horse for free!

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


Well then hopefully you have someone to wake you up!!!!

Get it???? Hahahaha

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



where do you even buy a horse? Is there a horse dealership? :confused:

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

poverty goat posted:

where do you even buy a horse? Is there a horse dealership? :confused:

https://www.facebook.com/woodslivestock/ and people like them.

alternatively: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1673133996254477 or https://www.equinenow.com/ or craigslist.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Quit horsin’ around OP!!!

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Quit horsin’ around OP!!!

I can't now. I bought a second night horse and now I can't make my loan payment.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

neigh

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

how buff is the horse

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

numberoneposter posted:

how buff is the horse

I think I could take it but I'd probably walk out of it with a broken rib.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

can the horse eat dog food or does it need special horse food

WILDTURKEY101
Mar 7, 2005

Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.
horses are fast and strong, therefore cool

Geemer
Nov 4, 2010



the horse I bought has horns and keeps headbutting me and climbing onto everything. does anyone have a copy of the horse manual?

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nxqlb1--uKc

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
DnD campaign but instead of killing kobolds the party is killing horses who have overrun the abandoned mine

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Geemer posted:

the horse I bought has horns and keeps headbutting me and climbing onto everything. does anyone have a copy of the horse manual?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

numberoneposter posted:

can the horse eat dog food or does it need special horse food

I've been feeding mine Lunchables brand snack packs and my horse seems....sick???

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Horse forming poo poo

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
How many horse powers it got?

Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

People only buy horses to play with and jerk off their big floppy dicks

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

is it an english horse or an american horse

cause we drive on the right side of the road where i live

eSports Chaebol
Feb 22, 2005

Yeah, actually, gamers in the house forever,
when i was bartending once at work on a fairly slow night there was a crazy lady who kept talking about how it was the worst day of her life because her horse had died. she tried to rope anyone who would listen into a long rant about her horse. multiple times people near her got up to move to seats farther away from her. she ran out of cash to buy drinks and didnt have her credit card but asked if she could just recite her cc# for me so i could charge her and i said no. it was about half an hour of ranting without a drink after that before she left

YoursTruly
Jul 29, 2012

Put me in the trash
Recycle Bin
where
I belong.
Sorry OP, but when I tried to buy your horse;
no one could hear my voice, while I was speaking hoarse.

Geemer
Nov 4, 2010



I bought another one. This one has wheels and there's a box with a dead guy in the back.

I really should be buying these during the day, so I could see what I'm getting.

AKZ
Nov 5, 2009

Look at this horse one milky eye and seems like it got hit with a loader bucket but still ornery and whispering familial threats under the guise of darkness.

Dang!

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

What does a gay horse eat?

HAAAAAAAAAY! :imunfunny:

Baxter
Sep 13, 2000

Literally A Person posted:

I can't now. I bought a second night horse and now I can't make my loan payment.

Where it’s at


I got two night horses and arrange a loan

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

numberoneposter posted:

What does a gay horse eat?

HAAAAAAAAAY! :imunfunny:

https://youtu.be/qzGCvtxkoro

GRECOROMANGRABASS
May 14, 2020
Back alley horse night auction tip: bring a glow-in-the-dark bid paddle.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
woah woah woah... everyone here needs to hold their horses

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AKZ
Nov 5, 2009

Night horse auction tip

Keep a handful of sand in your pocket to throw in Nebraska Neil's eyes when he gets lippy.

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