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teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
goons, let’s bring back some looks for the upcoming fall season. spitball me some ideas:

- ok so since social justice is always en vogue, let’s really tackle the meaningful issues. let’s talk about circumcision. and let’s make of couture. we need to expand the consciousness of the issue, and of our looks - I propose a turtleneck that is minimum one foot long neck to fully cover the face. totally appropriate in our pandemic environment as well, as it’ll assist in filtering

- ok so non skinny jeans are in again, what about big suits? David Byrne, 90s NBA Draft suits. Power Dressing. This also works for us bigger bodied types - more layers to retreat into physically and perhaps………emotionally

- not rockabilly please die

-this bad boy. Softsoap dispenser chic.


- those weird rear end Kappa capris dudes in Europe still loving cling onto, they’ve been waiting long enough for them to be cool again, let’s just let em have it one last time

Sartorially inclined goons, thoughts?

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RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

It is time for the return of the Jort

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

RBA Starblade posted:

It is time for the return of the Jort

The wider the jort the closer to god

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
UFO PANTS, DUH.

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
I am pro genderless jorts. Jenderless Jorts.

ELTON JOHN
Feb 17, 2014
pubes

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

kntfkr posted:

UFO PANTS, DUH.

When they come back in I’m going whole hog (unless it’s a rainy day, then teen teen witch learned many a time)

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Dudes showing a little neck below the waist, VA VA VA voom

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
Absurd Pox Term
Rad Buxom Strep
     
Retard Ox Bumps
Borax Dumpster
     
Dares Box Trump
Socks in sandals.

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

Socks in sandals.

Come to Sweden it never loving died.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

teen witch posted:

When they come back in I’m going whole hog (unless it’s a rainy day, then teen teen witch learned many a time)

you ever smoke a blunt or a bowl in a car while wearing ufo pants and get anything red or embery on 'em and then one day you noticed they were full of holes and burn marks?


one time, right after HS graduation, my group got caught (smoking weed) in a park in Bridgewater nj after dark and my friend Allison hid a whole bong in her ufo pants and the weed in her bra thinking that a man couldn't search her person but the cop got out of the car and it was a black lady cop and she laughed at us and told us to go home and we didn't get in trouble

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Cloaks and robes with hoods.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
I also miss the thong rising out of the pants look of the early 2000s

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

I just can't believe how bad the big suit era looked in retrospect.

Like tucked in shirts, pleated pants...nothing comes close to wearing a parachute made of dress material.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I sure did wear a lot of black and white with neon yellow/green/pink accents back in the early 90s

I also had glow in the dark zebra print chucks

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

The Bloop posted:

I also had glow in the dark zebra print chucks

Don't call it a comeback

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

SilvergunSuperman posted:

nothing comes close to wearing a parachute made of dress material.

Welcome to feminine plus size fashion, would you like the cheetah or the motel upholstery pattern this evening?

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
I had a freshjive hoodie with faux fur in the hood back in 03 and I wish I could buy it again

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

teen witch posted:

Welcome to feminine plus size fashion, would you like the cheetah or the motel upholstery pattern this evening?

Very large tropical flowers, please

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
Powdered wigs

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
I want to be able to wear a cloaks and robes and skirts.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Basically just let me dress like a wizard

Lauroon Kyanka
Sep 17, 2017

*trips on a ladybug*

*dies of old age*
long denim skirts. so tired of seeing older woman's legs. and denim jackets that cover up breasts for the same reason as before.

why don't we make it trendy and fashionable to hop on a rocket and leave the earth after you turn 40 so we don't have to see your horrible body at homegoods

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
I want rainbow toesocks and jelly sandals to come back.

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

Treecko posted:

I want rainbow toesocks and jelly sandals to come back.

I never “got” toe socks but can I add a rider for striped knee highs

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Knee highs are thigh highs for quitters

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Uniqlo used to sell tabi socks in US stores and now they don't but they should

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
Rainbow striped knee high toesocks then why not.

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

Who What Now posted:

Knee highs are thigh highs for quitters

And fattos, they’re notorious for rolling down on me and I gotta use things to literally glue them to me. When I’m in the US I usually stock up.

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
Wait

Y’ALL


S/O to my purple and black one I got from six flags great adventure the week before the start of seventh grade

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

I'd prefer that to those stupid bucket hats almost everyone decided to wear for a year.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
you only get what u give

Roumba
Jun 29, 2005
Buglord
Five-toed socks are seriously great for people with perpetually cold feet/toes and are also good for new or casual hikers to avoid toe-on-toe blisters.

Easy recommend for cold offices and drafty apartments.

rap music
Mar 11, 2006

Full blown head to toe leather armor and cloaks but with some modern tactical features

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Who What Now posted:

I want to be able to wear a cloaks and robes and skirts.

Who What Now posted:

Basically just let me dress like a wizard

:hmmyes:

Outpost22
Oct 11, 2012

RIP Screamy You were too good for this world.
Pantaloons, pants have been going on for far too long now

Peter Daou Zen
Apr 6, 2021

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
idk seems america has given up on fashion all together

I feel like an old man ranting but I was just in Vegas and nobody “tries” anymore ; even at a fancy restaurant.

What I’m saying is bring back Jnco jeans

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012


Thoughts????????

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


teen witch posted:



Thoughts????????

I have huge thighs, so my pants look like that anyways.

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

teen witch posted:



Thoughts????????

my first thought is "State Trooper" so probably gonna go "no" on that one

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