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Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
I'm glad th- ah shoot, beaten.

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Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
No one is allowed to be lovely to:
  • Kawalimus
  • Cavy
  • Seriously, you better be nice to Kawalimus

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
What's your favorite line from this video? Mine is "the flamingo's a bit of an AFK class."

Eifert Posting fucked around with this message at 13:07 on Aug 13, 2021

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

I know that guy he's a dick.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
I'm checking my notes and it looks like *rustles papers* ... Yep, the Steelers are on a three game skid vs the Ohio teams.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Superbowls started counting in 2010 hth.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
If and when I'm ever made a mod I'm going to ban everybody who posted pelicans.



Ossai is expected to be ready for the opener, It's going to take at least a few regular season games for me to believe it but if this defense has a halfway decent pass rush it might actually be acceptably good.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
The Homer Bengals radio broadcasters are national treasures. There will be like a routine 1 yard tackle for loss on first down and Lap will just whoop like he won the lottery.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
They're fuckers.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
It's silly to judge a number five overall pick based on one preseason, but it's also silly to ignore an 80% drop rate.


One might even say it's silly to have a vested stake in the Cincinnati Bengals.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

Cavauro posted:

jamarr can't ketch

Oh poo poo he's a Raven?

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Now that the Ravens have more injured players than healthy its the Browns' to lose imo.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
A division win for the Bengals would be shocking, I could see them sneaking into a wildcard if literally everything goes right.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Horses can't throw. How would they?

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

SilvergunSuperman posted:

Man Bengals got a gift there, and didn't even blow it again

Honestly they did blow it a little bit.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Tbh having the Bengals Bengal and still win is super comforting.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Hart right now is probably better than Villenueva tbh.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Hart had a season last year that wouldn't have upset anyone as a second stringer, without the personality I'm sure he'd be a sixth lineman somewhere. With the personality though, woof.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Give us Zeitler back and we'll give you... Uh... Fred Johnson. He's started many games, it's a bargain.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Maybe the Ravens should just give somebody Watkins. Why does everything have to be transactional with you Kawalimus?

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Imo mid round picks are loving fantastic to have multiple of every year, but I might just think that because the Bengals tend to hit on 2nd and 4th+ round picks and loving whiff with their first round picks.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
The first two picks were badly misread, my take is he got flustered by the pass rush. Uncharacteristic, at least the team is relatively healthy.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

what is a brown exactly?

There's a bot in the TFF Discord that's been trying to figure that out for some time now.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

Honestly the most remarkable thing about that is that they seem to have gained yards on that play.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Birds are very formal creatures and are deeply offended when you don't say their full names.

https://youtu.be/Wtezoj-s7uc

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Ja'marr Chase is scoring on 1/4 of his targets right now.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
The back end of the Bengals schedule is brutal and this is not going to last but it feels pretty good right now.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Yeah this team kind of feels like a wild card loser to me.










I've got some experience with those.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Skyline chili is good but please don't feed it to your dog. It's by no means spicy but it's still has plenty of spices in it that your dog really shouldn't be eating.

This is, of course, if you're not like Oberst. If, like him, a pet has already destroyed all of your interior surfaces by pooping on literally everything I suppose it doesn't matter as much. If you don't have that concern imo it's up to your dog whether the eventual gastric distress is compensated by the yummy human food.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Lol at half my phone's recommended news stories being Steelers beat writers having conniptions re the Tyler Boyd quote.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

D-LINK posted:

My fraudulent team beat the Titans in their own house last year wtf are you on about

The 2020 Cincinnati Bengals beat the 2020 Titans.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

Ghost Dog posted:

the bird only counts if its in the air in some way. flying, on a tree, tall pole etc. incredible that you dont know this

No one has ever seen a penguin.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Yeah there's a lot of people out there snitching for the government, but I'm sure they have their own problems and are just trying their best.


Oh by the way anyone in this thread feeling like shooting some counter protesters today? You can DM me.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

Pulchritudinous posted:

I've learned that 1) there is a Bengals bar and 2) it's in DC.

There are lots of Bengals bars we're a boozy people.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
The Bengals beat writer for the Athletic said he had already written a story with the headline "this is why the Bengals are a laughingstock" but then they won.


Lol

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
I'm really rusty paying attention to and caring about the other teams' games in the division.



Pretty much forgot what it was like having a reason to pay attention to that. Go the Vikings go the *googles* Broncos. It seems kind of unnecessary at this point to say go the Packers but hell, I've got nowhere else to be, go the Packers.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Desmond Ridder seems like a good troll.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Here is a comprehensive list of good quarterbacks in the AFC:N


1. Joe Burrow
2. Dwayne Haskins

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Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
You should have posted that in the Discord.

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