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sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

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Jun 24, 2011

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Jun 24, 2011

I can't believe someone would come into the afcn thread and insult a player. Mods?

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

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Jun 24, 2011

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

chamois posted:

i bought it for myself because i'm an adult with a job

Don't try to flex on us here

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

im going to buy an avatar of My Freaking Nutsack Lmfafo

https://twitter.com/dril/status/965831009982996485?s=20

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Everyone is talking about Big Ol Marsh Pussy's balls!

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Terrell Sucks

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

https://twitter.com/jamisonhensley/status/1425859103432249344

Titans to the afcn please

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

moctopus posted:

If we're still allowed to do bird updates. I confirmed it was a nuthatch. But not just one a pair. They're good to watch. They'd take a seed and start chipping the bark off my trees. I like the way they talk to each other too. They were hanging out with a lady downy woodpecker. She was inspecting some of my trees and wooden posts but wasn't super into it.

You'll note that no actual football news gets posted in this thread so post whatever you want

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

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sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Kawalimus posted:

Rob burnett martf ztovet and larry webster. The only originak. Browns yo win the superbowj as ravend

Whiskey Kawalimus is right

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Kawalimus posted:

McSorley is another Chris Redman. Decent player but a bad back keeps him from ever being more than a backup.

Also the being bad at football thing

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Jivesauce posted:

Are pelicans trying genuinely trying to eat things when they do this or do they just use their mouths to decide how to feel about things like how puppies, sharks, and your mother do?

No idea, I know my cockatiel nibbles on things and kinda tastes them with his tongue to decide if they're edible or shreddable or in the case of my computer, if he can pull the keys off (he can, and does).

sharknado slashfic fucked around with this message at 17:44 on Aug 17, 2021

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

https://twitter.com/Ravens/status/1428048201861509121

:rip:

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Doltos posted:

*looking through Kawalimus's album* these pics are for the birds!

:eyepop:

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Gerry (with a G) Sandusky should probably hang it up, but I thought Nolan and Woodson were fine.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

How can I accurately judge each teams third string in an exhibition game if the announcers are not impartial?!

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

If it gets Garceau away from the Orioles it's a win win

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

You can't come into the afcn thread and troll, it's just not done

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Only heard one "Raven Way" tonight, the broadcast boys must read this thread

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

chamois posted:

"i remember back in 71 i talked to this guy who was thinking of hanging it up and I told him 'you're only as good as the pitches you don't throw', and that kid went on to have a few MVP seasons"

"thats great jim.. i like when the y hit a home run. thompson's creek windows for all your windows needs"

AAAAAHHHHHHHHH

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Kawalimus posted:

Found three mourning warblers on this miserable hot day. I can't break that 3 MOWA wall. I tried and tried for a 4th but had to give up. Oh well.

Some call the 3 MOWA wall the most dangerous game

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

anyone want to see chase claypool horney on tiktok

https://www.tiktok.com/embed/6997543104882560262

Yes thank you it's what I've been dreaming of

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

wilderthanmild posted:

Apparently Ja'Marr Chase has been targeted 5 times this preseason and has 4 drops.

Seems like a bad stat for a 5th overall wide receiver.

Getting to the Bengals and then looking into your locker is like looking into the ark of the covenant except instead of melting you it makes you bad at football

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Mystic Stylez posted:

Siaosi Mariner

https://twitter.com/jeffzrebiec/status/1432418323719983115?s=20

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

The Ravens are good

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Borsche69 posted:

Marlon Brown

We upgraded to a better Marlon

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Some important news

https://twitter.com/ryanmink/status/1435667461026758661

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Yup.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Myles Garrett is going to go to the Bucs to win a championship and then come back to Cleveland like ok now that I'm sure my legacy is secure we'll ty to win one for you too

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

sweet thursday posted:

Who wins the AFCN?

Me

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Sorry Chiefs

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Knowing absolutely nothing about the Raiders I assume they are "ok"

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

sweet thursday posted:

Maybe the Bengals can teach the Ravens how to play winning football

Solid win for my favorite team, the Cincinnati Benagls

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

https://twitter.com/jamisonhensley/status/1437887007645216768

Buster Skrine!

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sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Browns yo

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